so my answer is i dunno if i like it or not
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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
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Quote by Marcuso
can you put me down as a deffo and paul as a maybe please
OH Bugger.....does that mean we may be having you running wild without Paul to keep you in check??........lol
I'll stick you on the list as a possible couple babes......xxxxxxxx
cheeky sod lol
i've met jucy lucy as well if that helps tho i thought she was well known anyway lol
oh have to say i have heard nothing about any problems or anything, i know steve was a bit uncomfy at chams with the towel thing but u both seemed ok to me over all, people will always talk tho so sod them lol
I hope you both very happy in cornwall with ya caravans and clotted cream
mmmmmmm cream teas thats it we coming 2 see ya lol
I hope you both very happy in cornwall with ya caravans and clotted cream
mmmmmmm cream teas thats it we coming 2 see ya lol
if you on windowns XP u can do it on paint, go into all programs and then accessories then select paint, then click file at the very top left then click open, and select a pic in the usual way, once u have ur pic desplayed click the image button, then click stretch/scew, and u will see some box's that say horizontal and vertical with 100% on them u just have to reduce the number down till ur pic fits, hope this help, if not ask someone else 
Quote by salt_n_pepper
so... i'm just trying to imagine the most suggestive shopping basket with which to make a checkout girl blush. let's see...
some xxx mints, as discussed above
cucumber
baby oil
whipped cream
ice cream
strawberries
duck tape (actually, a side point, what sort of tape works best?)
do they sell oysters in asda, ms bailiff?
clingfilm
what else?
think you forgot your condoms
and a fork...don't ask lol
Quote by bailiffs
i dont do morning sex i dont talk but grown!!!! and im very much a cup of tea n a fag girl before i can even put a sentence together and even after that i struggle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
louxxxxxxxxxxx
yep u sound like my kinda girl, god help the guy who took us home last night and wanted a early morning 3sum
Quote by teppic
OK, sorry 'bout this. The 'morning glory' is simply a result of a full bladder pressing against glands and whathaveyou, so is all about a bucket of piss, not a bloody thing to do with affection (or even lust, for that matter).
so why do i still have the urge, and hard on, after i have emptied my bladder
ermmm cause ur a man
Quote by bluexxx
Depends what time in a morning. If I get up at 7am, by 11am I might be awake enough to consider it, but if I get up at 11am morning's nearly over so no chance.
If anyone tried to shag me just after I'd woken up, regardless of the time, I'd not be happy.
see thats just how i feel :thumbup:
i'm sooooooooooooo glad i'm not the only one lol
Right
Topic of conversation this morning in the chat room was do we like morning sex
: well i don't even talk till i've had 3 
and a :smoke: (and i don't even smoke lol) so anyone trying to have sex with me in the morning is either daft or on a death wish :evil2: Paul only tryed it once about 12 years ago and i'm still nagging him about it..... :scared:
However it seems that most in the chat room this morning seemed to like it as a wake up call, poor old julie1964 (bless her) was almost in tears when i bunged it in room 101
so question does morning sex stay in room 101 or shall i bring it back out for julie?
Topic of conversation this morning in the chat room was do we like morning sex
: well i don't even talk till i've had 3 and a :smoke: (and i don't even smoke lol) so anyone trying to have sex with me in the morning is either daft or on a death wish :evil2: Paul only tryed it once about 12 years ago and i'm still nagging him about it..... :scared: However it seems that most in the chat room this morning seemed to like it as a wake up call, poor old julie1964 (bless her) was almost in tears when i bunged it in room 101
so question does morning sex stay in room 101 or shall i bring it back out for julie?
right its got nothing to do with me i was just sat here minding my own, as ya do, and that sexysteph posted me the link and said ohhhhhhhh ali u gotta get certified 
well what can u do?
well i really think i need it and i am feeling left out here lol
so cummon u can even section me if u feel the need
Alison :shock:
well what can u do?
well i really think i need it and i am feeling left out here lol
so cummon u can even section me if u feel the need
Alison :shock:
Quote by freckledbird
ok here gose ...hi stupid :giggle:
you asked us to call it you
opps just spilled ya vodka down the sink :grin:
ok we certify you :giveup: save the vodka
:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
Noooooooooooo salt n pepper, you can't certify NN, they have to ask on the thread that Steph gave the link to. Then they have to wait for approval.
will i get into trouble if i drag the thread back up? lol
Quote by Sexysteph
Alison you been drinking?
Well if yer sure this is the thread but I would always certify you babe
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/27637.html
Happy reading
Steph
/runs before she gets a slap for giving you the link pmsl
wish i never asked now every bigger i've ever mets going to be after the job lol
ok now call me stupid if you wish its ok i'm used to it lol
but......
i keep reading peoples posting and on the sigs they have officially certified by 'what ever name' lol
now what i want to know is what does this mean and i wonna be certified i'm feeling rather left out
so how do i go about this? :haha:
ok i admit it i'm bored lol
but......
i keep reading peoples posting and on the sigs they have officially certified by 'what ever name' lol
now what i want to know is what does this mean
and i wonna be certified i'm feeling rather left out so how do i go about this? :haha:
ok i admit it i'm bored lol
Quote by Z3D
got to know lawnmower deth when I used to roadie for a band calle slammer,and later dearly beheaded,also spent a couple of nights with hanoi rocks when they firsttoured the uk they stayed at my m8 shaks house in didsbury,and brought some seriously questionable women with them,seriously gorgeous but I was itching fer weeks,made a very good pal in razzle (one total headcase)and got the same tatts on the same day,,but my claim to fame has to be,getting a lock-in with mettalica first time over here and beating cliff burton in a drinking game
ohhh Hanoi Rocks lol now ya talking, went to see them at JBs in dudley a few weeks back tryed to get Mike Monroe to sign my Hanoi Rocks tattoo but the misrable twat wouldn't come out so Andy McCoy signed it instead but it didn't have the same effect seeing as its a tattoo of Mikeys face lol
u say u knew Razzle ohh i'm so turned on giz a shag
hey i'm serious :haha: and Cliff Burton? (by the way its spelt Metallica lol) u really showing ya age now lol
hang on i can see a pattern here, remind me not to meet u i'm to young to die
P.S sorry for dragging this thread back up
Alison x
