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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by salt_n_pepper
could you play .... one more night by phil collins
or shania twain i feel like a woman :rascal:
for naughtynymphos1 :thrilled:

ohhh or how about AC/DC you shuck me all night long :grin:
right well personally if a guy didn't go down on me he wouldn't get a bj sex is not a 1 way street lol
But i would suggest u talk to her about it see what she says and point out u feel its a bit unfair, i have only known 1 women who didn't like giving bjs and that was because she said guys always try and force her head down to much and it put her off, which i agree they do tend to do that lol but i was thinking maybe she has a bad experience in the past and talking about it may help dunno
i'd go back to the docs str8 away and ask them to take it out, i had a coil fitted years ago and the doc kept saying...stay with it it will settle, i had it for 3 months b4 enough was enough and i went else where (a independant family planning) to have it removed, they just don't suit some people and if u are suffering from depression anyway u really don't need any more shit in ur life, everyone i have known who have taken to the coil have had no problems at all, all tho i know who have had the headaches etc have always ended up having it out so if i was u m8 i'd just go now!!
Quote by salt_n_pepper
can we all watch as im sure there will be no end of people wanting a shag

best bring your own coffee as were running out :giggle:
i'll bring the vodka lol
you still got that though you would of drunk it by now drinkies
i nearly have *hic* drinkies lol
Quote by salt_n_pepper
can we all watch as im sure there will be no end of people wanting a shag

best bring your own coffee as were running out :giggle:
i'll bring the vodka lol
Quote by salt_n_pepper
when i first came on this site all i wanted was sex but after taking loads of advise from everyone i have realize that making friends then having sex was much more enjoyable and much more relaxing.
and after more advise me and my partner are very happy and looking forwards to meeting lots more friends biggrin
have fun

ahhh but that cause u was lucky enough to meet me rotflmao
Quote by Newcnewbie
It is a site for people with at least a modicum of manners.
Now wind your neck in or say goodbye.
Jas

Sorry if i come across as a bit of a dick, thats not my intention.
are u upsetting people here as well now? seems to be everywhere u go eh? if i was a mod i'd ban ya ass cause u only seem to be here to go round causing trouble wink
Quote by seagull69
what an amazing thread. Best one I have read in ages. lol

good innit? :haha:
Yes very and if your offer of a shag is a long standing one. Myself and the Mrs will be over at chams very soon. Can't make Friday as we are off to Russia lol
yep its very long standing wink
Quote by Ben1978
and as for Newcnewbie......i think he was having a laugh, if you can somehow tell someone 'needs advice' surely you can see he was joking...!!!!!

joking or not i think hes shot himself in the foot 4 any women wanting to meet him now!!
if you was a woman would you meet him with that attitude 2wards u?
Quote by Newcnewbie
Thank fuck you for you ben. Thats exactly how i feel about the no-it-all minority of regulars. They only want to know you if you have given up on all aspects of life & spend every painful free moment typing bullshit opinions about fucking brain dead shit that no-one gives two flying fucks about!!! For fucks sake this is a sex site, & you fuckers are somehow making sex, or the thought of it, boring. Fuck it i may just have to pull some pissed up busty slag in a shithole club then smash the fucking granny out of her. Wake up feeling like shit, tell her to fuck off & get on with my LIVING MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

surely noone, (not even the women who don't want to be involved in the social side of swinging), would possaily arrange to meet him after that little outburst :eeek:
this is just what i mean about as a woman getting to know people cause its safer and all that's shown just from reading his add is that hes very over the top and imature and i very much doubt someone with his outrageous attitde would respact anyone or anything including womens limits :!:
Quote by Riff Raff
Morning Sex
I thought this was a greeting.
I was hoping it might even be an offer wink

:haha: :haha: :haha:
behave rotflmao
Quote by dwarf2
where abouts u from in mids ??
and who are ye ?

what do u mean who am i....i'm me arn't i silly rolleyes
and to far away m8 wink
Quote by Ben1978
all im saying...and dont take this in the wrong way....lets say i havnt seen any women who regularly post here that i would want to shag! if so getting to know them in the hope of one day getting the chance to shag them is not what im after.
maybe his after the girl who cant be arsed to post, but likes reading through them, maybe shes about 20yrs old, fit, slim and after reading my add would send me an email....
so dont think that a post asking for a quick shag is always directed at...YOU.......i can see it now......some 30 stone women sitting there going 'oh..not again...theyve got to get to know me...' -yeh righto!!!
wink

ok sorry i've tryed to sit on this, really i have but i can't hold my tongue no more
when did this turn into a size thing, whats a woman being slim and fit and a woman being 30 stone got to do with it? are u saying that women who weight 30 stone will shag anyone and don't need to get to know people? cause u are wrong i have met women of all shapes and sizes and believe me women want 2 be treated with respect no matter what they look like, ur are right many people do not want 2 get to know people on this site and many of them are men, being a single woman u have 2 think of safty, single women cannot and believe me most will not meet totally stangers off the net, cause its just not bloody safe, now men can afford to do that but women can't, and thats nothing to do with age, shape or size its just bloody common sence, so if men want to get anywhere in this scene then it is advisable to get to know people, so women do feel safe round you, if all u want is a quicky with a total stranger believe me ur local night club is a much much easier option
P.S that offer of a shag friday still stands if anyones going :haha:
its ok to keep your boots on but i have injured sooooooooooo many people its unreal, when u in the full throw of it u not really looking where ya heals going lol
Quote by Sexysteph

so whos up for a shag then? :haha:

Dare you to say that Friday night out loud in Chams when its crowded wink
Steph lol lol lol lol
ermmm yessssssssssss lol rotflmao
so who wants a shag on friday then and i don't need to know ya lol
Quote by Ben1978
for fuck sake.....just let people get on with it, getting REALLY fucking boring reading the same shit from the same fucking people about what they should be typing....maybe he doesnt want to get to know any of you lot! Maybe he just wants to whack a post up requesting a shag and sit back and see what happens....
theres 20,000 members on this site!! thats more people reading than just the 'regulars' so 'getting to know' people might not be everyones bag.
if somone wants to ask out right for a shag, then leave them to it for fuck sake....PLEASE.
Edit-also not everyone(myself included) want to go to these munches, so let people do what they want to do...

so whos up for a shag then? :haha:
Quote by bailiffs
im sorry but he's not having one, after being witness to some nasty accidents im just not happy with it sorry............ the last bad motorbike accident a bloke ended up loosing his head!!!
if he has one he can have a aprilla50 ha ha there ok i went on the back of one of them when i was pregnant and shit myself.
i must admit though i like R1's anyway he's had a moped what more does he want???
it wouldnt be the end of our relationship because he wouldnt go against my wishes for 1 and secondly his wages are paid into my bank account!!! biggrin
louxxxxxxxxxx

i have to agree i don't like bikes, car users just don't see them i think its a case of i'm bigger than u. A number of year ago Paul (my husband for those who don't know us) was hit by a drunk driver while on his bike and was thrown off, over the round and landed on a church iron railing, the fire brigade had to come out and cut the railing and he was taken to hospital with it still thro him, he had all sorts of problems cause of it, as u can imagin lol and i suppose lucky to be alive, but even now about 15 years later he's still never fully recovered and has problems with his walking, so NO don't get the bike!!!
Quote by Marcuso
NOPE.........never heard of Jucy Lucy
But me being a really nice guy I'll let her come if anyone else knows her...........lol

oi what do u mean ....if anyone else knows her rolleyes
thats last time i'm drinking ur coffee lol
Well i have to admit i find it very hard to orgasm, i'm ok on my own redface but find it very difficult with other people and usually end up finishing myself off lol i have always wondered if i was a bit of a freak or if this problem was common and believe me i have tryed everything :grin: its not down to being with the wrong people as so many men have told me it is lol cause i have had sex with more people than i care to admit to redface and they can't all be rubbish so guess its down to me, i even had my clit pierced in a hope it would help me, but no sad i usually end up faking it cause i feel sorry for the person whos trying so hard lol
so i recon its a myth lol
Quote by surreylovers
Thats a bit strong dont you think?? Im sure pictures are only requested so you can 1. verify its a couple 2. So the hosts/hostess can put names to faces.. Dont get me wrong I agree its not a nice thought that you are being judged on your looks , but it seems that SurreyCouple2003 are doing something right as everyone seems to enjoy themselves!!
confused confused confused

sorry didn't mean to be strong, i didn't think it was, its was just a question confused
personally i don't see how sending pics verifys ur a cpl, i could send anyone's pics out saying they me, surly reading thread and picking up on whos met who is the best way to see if someones genuine or not dunno
anyway what they do is upto them i was just commenting on the fact i have never been asked for pics to go to a party b4 wink
Quote by surreycouple2003
If you are interested in coming along to our party on the 25th June you will need to email us with pics of both of you (do not need to be nude - we arent pic collectors) and tell us abit about yourselves.

sorry but have to say i have never replyed to a party add b4 where people have wanted pics of me lol
does that mean if u don't fancy us we can't come? guess that means every1 has the same taste as u wink