Quote by mal609
Well, apparently you 'came' within 3 PM's in thirteen minutes - I don't think the ladies would be very impressed with that, do you?
Mal
ohh i dunno it'll do me right now :giggle:
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Quote by aero_99
Thought i'd tell you all about my wee laugh .
I was parked up in a favourite location on the shrops/staffs border, awaiting a nice couple i know .. when i got caught short. When i was collecting some tissues (to wipe my arse) from the boot, another car pulled up. I trotted off (almost) into the bushes to squat and thrust. As I finished and sto0d up, this fat bloke was approaching. Obviously thought he was on for a quicky . I shouted " It's ok, I'm just having a crap ", but he must have heard " It's ok - i'm a cop " He turned tail and ran through the bushes, tripping, belly wobbling, and dived into his car, drove off real quick even before the door was closed. I waited a wee while for the couple but got a no show. I drove to another very near by location which was empty bar one car. The guy in the car told me to be careful as there was a cop around .. ha ha ha .
nice topic in a swingers room reminds me of the cpl we met who came out to our house and told me in great detale about the stool sample he took to the docs.......shit talk just don't put me in the mood
Quote by lechatnoir
This may not be the right place for this submission
I would like to go to Chameleons, but with another couple, or girl? need my hand held
Yep looking at this message, it is obviously not the right place to post this....so, to make it more acceptable...Any one going to watch the Rugby tomm, Lions V Maris (my spelling is bad) need a spell checker on this board, Yer I know use word then cut and paste
This site is becoming adictive
Love to you alll.........you feel like family
lechatnoir
Menbership at chameleons at the moment is very restricted, as a single man i very much doubt u will get in even going with a cpl, if u team up with a fem to go as a cpl u have to email Lynne (the manager) first to verify membership, do not just turn up u will be turned away
Quote by fleet5124
Bl**dy Hell, that was quick. I didn't expect a reply before I left in the morning. Why are you not in bed asleep??
Trevor
i've been sat up all night trying 2 find a way to fix the wall i knocked over b4 paul got home
sorry to hear that vicky, always nice to see you
will see u again soon no doubt Quote by Silk and Big G
I have never had a bare metal resprayed , primrose yellow with black leather V12 rebuilt engined fully restored E-Type Jaguar , and dont know what one is like . If I mention it here and ask someone to describe it , d'yer reckon someone might give me one ??
OMG i've just been sat here for about 15 mins watching that little dancing woman i have there silk and big :eeek: had 2 slap myself to get my eyes off it lol
anyway where was we?
oh yeah u don't have bjs!! can i meet u please save me a job? lol
Not sure if this is ok 
if not mods feel free to lock or remove it
Just wanted to warn anyone planning on making their first trip to chameleons clubs that membership for everyone, men, women and cplz is now done via email, there will be no joining on the door anymore, u will be turned away, this is due to some trouble they have had with new members who have turned up on the night having never swung b4 and caused problems, i know a lot of people from this site goes to the club and i have met a few newbies there b4 from this site and i would hate anyone to go and get turned away so thought i would warn u all
anyone wanting the email address to apply for membership please feel free to PM me
Thanx
Alison xxx
if not mods feel free to lock or remove itJust wanted to warn anyone planning on making their first trip to chameleons clubs that membership for everyone, men, women and cplz is now done via email, there will be no joining on the door anymore, u will be turned away, this is due to some trouble they have had with new members who have turned up on the night having never swung b4 and caused problems, i know a lot of people from this site goes to the club and i have met a few newbies there b4 from this site and i would hate anyone to go and get turned away so thought i would warn u all
anyone wanting the email address to apply for membership please feel free to PM me
Thanx
Alison xxx
Quote by Debbiewebs
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Girls shhhhh don’t make a sound :gagged: come on over to me corner! >>>Got something to ask of you
O well here goes ........... does it happen to you?..... oo what am I going to do with lot!.
.OK OK hold ya bloody horses getting around to it as tis abit you no
Right here goes ...........shhh .......now when I see a man
Now where was I :doh: ...........oo yes ........for the next few days after..... the event !..
OOo tis so nice mmmmmmmmm :bounce: ..... but its getting a little bit embarrassing
Now girls does this happen to you?
Debs locks the gates......... so the men keep out!
Now we don’t want them getting all big headed now do we ?
Sarge don’t you dare ya bugger ....... you not having that bloody key and that’s that!
And any one says it me hot flushes i will
can u say that again in english please? i have totally lost the plot there lol
personally i think many more men try bi than admit to it, cause for some reason 2 women is still more acceptable i love bi men and even tho i am bi myself (and female lol) i would rather have a 3sum with 2 bi men than a male/female, its amazing how many 'str8' men admit they are bi when i say that u meet bi men
i love bi men and even tho i am bi myself (and female lol) i would rather have a 3sum with 2 bi men than a male/female, its amazing how many 'str8' men admit they are bi when i say that u meet bi men Quote by Sexysteph
Hi ya all
Just to inform you that if you come to chameleons and you are new you have to now email then to become a member
Looking forward to meeting you all tomorrow
Jen they have not opened the single guy list yet have they?
Steph
No Steph thats for couples, if your a couple that has never been b4 u now have to email the club manager b4 turning up, however i did know this and have mailed everyone on the list who is new to the club informing them of this but thanx for thr reminder jennaj lol
Quote by ash102
I'm new to this site and would like to meet some female company for fun. What i want to know from the ladies is what i should be saying or doing to get as many replies as possible.
I'm a 25yr old professional male from hampshire. I like sports of all types and most of all enjoy love making.
Please help and give me your advice
The best way to meet women on this site is to get yourself known by them either by joining in postings in the cafe and/or going to the munches, now i know this is not everyones idea of swinging *looks over at ben1978* and some want to just post adds asking for sex and sit back and wait for the replys but believe me you will get more meets by getting to know people, i myself meet as a single woman and if i'm looking to invite someone back to my home i will choose someone i have met b4 rather than a total stranger off here, mainly for safty but also cause u both have already met so both know u like each other, munches are purly social meet with no sex but the come back u get from them make it worth it
Quote by Newcnewbie
Thank fuck you for you ben. Thats exactly how i feel about the no-it-all minority of regulars. They only want to know you if you have given up on all aspects of life & spend every painful free moment typing bullshit opinions about fucking brain dead shit that no-one gives two flying fucks about!!! For fucks sake this is a sex site, & you fuckers are somehow making sex, or the thought of it, boring. Fuck it i may just have to pull some pissed up busty slag in a shithole club then smash the fucking granny out of her. Wake up feeling like shit, tell her to fuck off & get on with my LIVING MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yes ladies form a orderly queue as u can see the king of the smooth talkers is on the pull now :haha:
lol