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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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why when a server is down don't they close it off till its fixed? its so annoying when you try and get in the chat rooms and it auto takes you to the only one thats not bloody working lol
oh go on them suppose we can make the 1 mile hike to chams lol
date depending as i have a works night out in november
Quote by Freckledbird
Help folks, my hubby doesnt know im involved, but im pretrified he will find out my computer activity. When i press google, swimmingheaven automatically comes up and i dont know how to completely delete my history.
unfortunatley im not very computer literate so in idiots terms PLEASE...

Tip: take a computer course.
Or don't cheat.
what she said rolleyes
Quote by Scumbellina
i cant believe i had a meet off here already! only used the chat room for 1st time leats night. what a great shag too.

i can wink
Quote by Scumbellina
hi peeps
ty osr a lovely welcome.
ive taken your concerns onboard about my "offensive" profile.
im sorry for using the word fatty to describe a fattie perhaps dimensionally challenged was the phrase i was looking for. and i'm sorry to call smelly people smelly. I know I should have referrd to the, nasally offensive. so profile is updated.
i cannot remeber what i wrote on it now cos I did it about 3am.
u lot seem crazy like me.
mwah

aww i'm sorry i wasn't having a dig i personally think you look lovely :P
Just first impressions last and i think using words like fatties and smellies would put a lot of people off chattting to you even if they not fat and smelly themselves lol
I'm sure you will do very well here there are loads of nice guys looking for girls like you in the chat rooms wink
i don't really like fully shaven men to be honest, i like shaven balls and trimmed best, but then its not me whos got to look at them so i suppose its what your gilfriend likes that counts most wink
Quote by dambuster

maybe she simply gets the same buzz you do wink

:thumbup:
You haven't read the whole thread have you. G'wan, y'haven't - ave ya ???
kiss
ok i admit it i hadn't redface
but i rearly do i just come along 3 plages later and reply to the opening post lol lol
Hello wave
and :welcome: to the site
Have to say tho you profile is a little bit rude and abusive
you can state what you like without calling people fat and smelly you know :shock:
Quote by felixx1416
Ok i have the pleasure of being a health care proffsional who just happens to have type 1 latex allergy(mean i could die if i wear latex) does and one have any experiance with or know of latex free condoms confused

your a health care proffecional and your asking us for advice on condoms confused
what do you say when people come to you for advice "hang on i'll just go ask my m8s on swinging heave" :shock:
you all ways get one dont you lol
(i'm an ODP) rolleyes
Oh yes and its ALWAYS me wink
sorry i fail to see the connection in you being a ODP and being allergic to laytex confused
seems very strang you felt you had to tell us you job if it had no relivance to the question in hand, silly be for thinking you ment you worked in family planning or somting :doh:
Quote by dambuster
redface
I've just been shown to have a very sexist outlook/attitude redface
I fully admit to being a chauvinist, but wouldn't like to be thought of as chauvinist pig - Can you see the difference ?
I had a question that I couldn't answer, or "see" HLB's answer, until she did something very clever. One of the reasons I love her so.
Here it is.
I (as a single straight male) can very easily explain my personal "extra buzz" when playing with a straight couple. But couldn't fathom the "extra buzz" that a single straight girl would have when playing with a straight couple.
So . . . . .
Where/What is the extra buzz for a single straight girl when she plays with a straight couple ?

maybe she simply gets the same buzz you do wink
Quote by PoloLady
I was wondering what you had used up until this point to avoid the clutches of death confused

good question :!:
Quote by felixx1416
Ok i have the pleasure of being a health care proffsional who just happens to have type 1 latex allergy(mean i could die if i wear latex) does and one have any experiance with or know of latex free condoms confused

your a health care proffecional and your asking us for advice on condoms confused
what do you say when people come to you for advice "hang on i'll just go ask my m8s on swinging heave" :shock:
Quote by j4mie
The built-in iSight on my MacBook works fine..

yes it would be we can't all afford to go out and buy a new mac just to get the built in web cam lol
actually i have to say i agree them whispers are a pain in the arse, when its busy its just not worth whispering at all cause you can't keep up with the room and keep scrolling the names to change every time you want to talk to someone, be much easier to just open and close boxes.
well i have just read your profile and the one and only thing that stood out to me was that its says your marreid yet you are on here as a single guy, i didn't read past that i never do!
Quote by Dawnie
Not into chubby chasing - sorry it just doesn't do it for me! Would also prefer either shaved or trim pussy

I really don't think I need to say any more rolleyes
PMSL did he really say that rolleyes
chubby chasing rotflmao
ohhh i had a pic removed that had another womans boobs on it, just her boobs mind not a face and i did ask her b4 i put it on, i think it may be a good idea to PM people and ask if theirs another person in their pics b4 they are removed confused
Quote by naughtynymphos1
So you're saying that 'swinging', as a term, can only be used to describe the sexual act of three or more people?
H.x

just my opinion and i'm entitled to it smile
i'm married but i meet alone and if i meet a single guy alone for sex then personally i do not feel i am swinging i feel i'm having a shag with a guy lol
omg i'm quoting myself lol
forgot to add something lol
just wanted to say i don't much like the tearm swinging anyway and i do not call myself a swinger, i would say we have a open relationship not a swinging marrage i just think it sounds better and describes what we are better lol
Quote by H-x
So you're saying that 'swinging', as a term, can only be used to describe the sexual act of three or more people?
H.x

just my opinion and i'm entitled to it smile
i'm married but i meet alone and if i meet a single guy alone for sex then personally i do not feel i am swinging i feel i'm having a shag with a guy lol
Sorry if this bores everyone but its just something that i felt has to be done lol
Being a die hard Metallia fan for as long as i can rememer i could not let the 20 annniversary of one of the founder members of the greatest rock band ever go by.


worship worship
ok i'll get my coat now bolt
lol
Quote by ameliajane
The room is normaly opened with no whispering,directing or pudding pulling or do you want us to open it stating no Wanking.

how many people open this room lol
i don't want you to open it saying anything as i have never been in the room so makes no odds to me what its called, just trying to work out if you state you don't like playing in room as if you don't it could cause some confusion, if you do then i don't see why hes moaning, if you want to go in a chat room and wank don't go in one that states not to wink
Quote by southwest7
hi get i take it your dig is meant for me, well just to set the record straight we dont like wankers etc on cam in south coast room and as far as i know if you say its not allowed then thats fine. if you dont like how we run our room why do you persist in coming in? the regulars of the room are happy to meet up socially every 6 weeks or so then they can see who they are chatting to so what is your problem??????????????

does your room title state no playing on cam? cause if it dosn't they by rights you can't tell people not to smile
As far as i know if the room title does not say 'face cam only' or 'no flashing' or any other why you care to phrase it then you can, and people have no rights to tell you not to show genitals etc
Quote by Johnjanenw
hi, we are not new on here and have been dogging many times,
i shown my wife the webcams on the chat room on this site on sunday night
dont know if it was just a quiet night but the females we saw were just looking at the cam
or just showing their boobs, not very exciting,
now then,
my wife wants to webcam this week after weds or fri
can any mods let me know first - is it ok to show dildo insertion into vagina close up
or would we get into trouble
my wife wants to rock this joint and enjoy her body,regards john&jane

well firstly i have to pick up on the bit i have nighlighted it says you joined on the 18th of this months yet you say your not new on here, i'd say 8 days is pretty new confused
And onto the second bit i have highlighted, its all very new and exciting when you first find the cam rooms and you want to do this that and t'other but she'll soon get bored of flashing her bits every time she goes on cam like the rest of us rolleyes
As for whats allowed, well anything legal basically
Quote by foxylady2209
I may be wrong, but I'm not sure that 2nd cousins share any genes? In which case - no more chance of buck teeth and crossed-eyes than the rest of us.

First cousins share the same genes and they can by law marry in this country, i went to my friends mums wedding many years ago and she married her first cousin confused