Quote by sercher01
woohoo! this sounds fun can i start???????? :twisted:

Quote by PoloLady
what the hells a......
PROTECTIVE CUSION!!!!!!!

Quote by Bloke2005
I'm sorry for my rant but don't think I've broken the AUP If the Chat Ops want the time etc to check the chat log to substantiate my claims then I can provide them.... it was just one fantasy after another yesterday spamming up chat (when I was on the pull ) and I've had my fill up to my nipples today of bullshitters

Quote by fem_4_taboo
NN its a comforter, she carries it around with her to cuddle ??? some people suck their thumbs??? i grew out of all of that i now prefer to cuddle other things and suck other things also actually lol
xx lou xx

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Am I the only cynic around here or does anyone else think all this bollocks about bringing 4 ex housemates into next door was just a way to get Nikki back in?
That girl has a gob like a fog horn and frowns so much, she's got more creases than the shirt at the bottom of my ironing basket :dry:
Richard has proved himself to be a backstabbing bitch and Ashleeeeeeeeen is crapping her pants now her arch enemy is back in the house.
If Nikki and Pete are the last two left, then it's deffo been fixed.

Quote by sercher01
has sleazy not bloody sold u yet???????? ffs
i put my bid in :twisted:
4 empty crisp packets and an old banana skin :shock:

Quote by sercher01
found anyone yet? :shock:
cummon ladies this is a shag site innit wheres all your replys lol

Quote by Reacher359
strap on :shock: :shock: :shock:
put down the ky and walk away from the ky

Quote by essex_young_gun
well not sure if its a problem or not but i seem to be masturbating a hell of a lot recently,3/4 times a day and some days having sex with my girlfriend aswell, making my old boy ache a bit but i just get horney and cant stop myself!
how often do most fellas get jerkin the gerkin on here? is this just a little phase im going through or am i just a wankaholic now?

Quote by Bloke2005
A nice big juicy willy? If it's small.... don't even think about it

Quote by PoloLady
shoud i throw a sicky from work this weekend and go shaging to make the most of my free time while the kids are away?

Quote by da69ve
depends what you mean by nice?
Do you mean the parties you go to are full of mingers or people who are not well mannered?

Quote by keeno
I tried going vegitarian. The theroey is that the body can dispose of vegatable material more easily than animal fats. I think that's cos we're made of animal fats???
Anyway the weight fell off but I think this is mainly down to the quality of my diet improve when I stopped buying meat pies in the shop.

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Yes you should, naughty uncle is quite a role model compared to some single guys.:

Quote by NaughtyUncle
You sayin i aint a bi fem byatch.
teach yourself, :cry:
see youve had plenty of takers here tonight, and all you had to do was watch the Vase and learn.
On behalf of all single males, let this be a lesson to you, now ok this attempt failed, however if you keep pestering the couples like this, some of em are bount to give in. Its so damn easy.
Ps and it does help if shes damn fit..
You see guys still tryin

Quote by luton_bloke
I'm very interested to see if he manages this. Might even try for 10 women myself

Quote by Mal
There is now!!
Mal