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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hunni, you've turned so many times, I'm surprised you can still walk in a straight line rolleyes

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yes i've very tempted problem is i don't drive so if i go anyway of any distance i need to take him for the car lol and he don't get in from work till 6 so have noone to have the kids till then :cry:
thank you very much for the offer tho smile
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Girly night in at my place tonight if you like hunni wink You'll have to leave Mr NN at home though :giggle: kiss

have to say i'm tempted wink lol
as for RWL do your own bloody ironing lol
ok maybe a bit cheeky but if you don't ask you don't get lol
Our plans for tonight have fell tho so we at a loose end, anyone got anything going off that we can attend ie a soical meet, party etc? was going to go to chams as its local but fancied something diffarent
We are a very genuine cpl who can be vouched for by several hundred site members lol pics on profile send me a pm asap of you have any offers wink
thanx
Quote by lambchop
I recently got dumped by SMS message..I wouldnt mind that necessarily but it was all abbrieviated into text speak.
Is there a worse way to be dumped?
I suppose semiphore is fairly non de-regour

there is nothing wrose than being dumped by text speak :shock:
Quote by Jus

You know I will look after you NN..... me and you can sit in the quiet corner sipping our lemonade!

sounds like a normal night out for us wink
i think my opinion on this is about the same as it usually is on these types of subjects
as adults we know the risks we take and its our buisness only how we chose to deal with them, so long as you protect yourself in the best way you feel you need to what others do is upto them smile
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Wife not giving me any so am looking to have some fun with other women. Anyone for no strings fun in Peterborough/Cambridge?
Please email me.

wave Guyguy
Sorry I'm a bit busy at the moment with the girl on girl stuff - that wife of yours is a real goer. wink
ohhh i heard that too fancy a girly 3sum HLB wink
Quote by meat2pleaseu
......will need looking after tho me being the shy single lady that i am biggrin

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:shock:
not very nice
:therethere: (you're still never going to be the shy, retiring type though wink )
oh ok fair comment lol
i've pulled a guy to come with me anyway, gosh i must be shy took me a whole day lol
so thats me and a male friend who is a site memeber, promise i not change my mind no more lol
i've met a few bi fems so they do exsist, maybe you could come to an arrangment with another cpl where one night they get your female for the night and another night you get theirs? just a suggestion but i think a lot of couples that want a bi fem would go for it and if everything goes well maybe it could come a regular arrangment.
Quote by AndyGlesga
and if you could recommend any groups or sites, I would be grateful.

would u walk into tescos's and ask them to recommend a good super market?
yeah acually so would i lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
......will need looking after tho me being the shy single lady that i am biggrin

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not very nice
ok scrap the last message lol
Mr Ns already got 'plans' wink for that night but i'd still like to come if thats ok?
will need looking after tho me being the shy single lady that i am biggrin
Quote by de_sade
Best ways to punish a sub?
Put an old sock over the periscope and block the breathing tube up with bluetac.
That'll make the naughty semen rise. wink
Sorry, that should have read seamen
De_sade

what a evil thinking man u are :evil2:
Quote by celestria
OK enough already... stop putting gorilla man in quotes because he's just really turning me off now.... I feel the need to stock up on veet and wax just incase I ever see him

horrable isn't it :shock:
Quote by MAVERICK_03
As the regulars of this site are aware I adore older women, and it really is a case of the older the better...

well with nearly 6000 post i think i can call myself a reguar and i have never heard of u b4 or ur older lady fetish
Personally i think you should seriously consider re doing ur post as i found it quite insultive and if i was a lady in my 50s or 60s theres not way i'd meet you so u can 'break you record' :shock:
i even found your thread name a bit rude, and not very flattering to the older ladies at all confused
Quote by SubjectMe
hi how r u both?? wots with calling me cornflake??? lol

ur lucky i'm a weetabix :lol2:
Quote by blonde
hello and :welcome: u sexy little cornflake ! kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

meet the resident nutter lol
:welcome: to the site
Quote by well_busty_babe
you do the shake and vac and put the freshness back :karaoke:

oh my god!!! that has brought back vivid memories from my childhood!!!!
i used to beg my mum in the supermarket to buy shake n vac cos it looked so cool, i even offered to hoover for her if she did!
she always refused and said it was bad for the carpet sad sad sad
awww shame on ur mum lol
have to admit i like the Shiela's wheels song too reminds me of the monty pyton sketch lol
Quote by Bloke2005
Women do seem to like bisexual men.... nothing better than watching two blokes going at it, hammer and chuff like it was their last day on Earth lol

well if your offering :rascal:
Quote by ellison03
As a naughty sub myself, I enjoy it when a Mistress spanks my bottom until it is very red then asks me to stand in the corner facing the wall just llike a naughty slave boy should! Domestic duties naked are also a favourite in which I am asked to act like a naughty slave around the house!

is it really a punishment if they enjoy it? confused
Quote by Bloke2005
OK, it's been a while since we had a saucy pics thread and this is blatant excuse to post general sauciness and naughtiness... see it as a way of letting off steam after all the hot weather :twisted:
So what makes you go "Ooooooo!" or "Phwoaarrr!" - everyone can play - post away but no kebabs or trouser snakes please wink
Here's one for starters:

Hairy chests and tummies - ya gotta love 'em :P ....I think it may be Meaty at the carry on camping thingymajiggy..... :rascal:

thats far to hairy :shock:
now wheres the wax :rascal: