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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by Freckledbird
Well, not sure about my 'faverout' but my favourite is white Stilton.

rotflmao
its ok you can take a break next week wink
Quote by warwick
its a trick beware :shock: :shock:
numptynortos will chain you to her sink and there will be no escape :shock: :shock: :shock:
run while you still have time :shock: :shock:
have a great time all oh and bont let gobby drink too much meths lol lol lol

i'm really going off you you know
how am i supposed to get next pot washing slave if you keep giving all mt secarets away rolleyes
Quote by warwick
i work out my next insult to naughtynymphos1 lol lol lol lol lol lol

it takes u 5 mins to do that? :shock:
Quote by de_sade
she don't sound much of a best m8 to your wife if shes texting you asking for a meet, i assum she didn't send a text to your wife too?
actually tho whole thing sounds a bit fishy to me wink

What she said.
rolleyes
My first response though would have been to say to think yourself lucky that you have such engaging dreams. I suggest also the next time you take a trip to fantasy island you take your partner along wearing an invisible bikini.
De_sade
rotflmao rotflmao
i like you cause you always post things that i'm thinking but to polite to say lol
i actually find the thought of our mines thinking so alike scary at times :shock:
Personally i'm not a sexy under wear wearer, i don't really think i have the body for sexy undies so i don't bother, but i think women like wearing them cause it makes them feel famanine and they know it turns men on wink
Quote by Jus
I will be offline from tomorrow at 6ish and may not be online before the social - so if anyone else needs details you better be quick!!!! EMAIL ME!
Jus xx

if anyone need details of the social after 6ish i'm more than happy for you to pm me for directions etc smile
she don't sound much of a best m8 to your wife if shes texting you asking for a meet, i assum she didn't send a text to your wife too?
actually tho whole thing sounds a bit fishy to me wink
lol you both said what i was going to say lol
i guess if they think its ok for sally then they would think its ok for you, why wouldn't they?
my hair falls out by the hand full every time i wash it, its a wonderi have any left :shock:
when i put conditioner on and run my finger thro it to help get rid of the knots my hands are covered in hair :shock:
there are also many rude time wasters who send the mail, i mean on my profile it clearly says i am after woman and bi males only between the ages of 25 and 40 yet i still get offers from cpls and str8 men of all ages now if a 50 year old str8 guy or a cpl of whatever age mails me why should i mail back to say no thanx? is it not them being rude and a time waster for mailing me when it clearly says what i'm after in the first place, if a lady or bi male in the age range i asked for mailed i would always answer even if its a no thanx smile
theres two sides to every coin wink
its cause they in a private gallery and u need a invite to see them, if you click on my profile it says theres 9 pics but u can only view 7 u need to get the link to my gallery to see the other 2
simple really lol
nothing to do with the meg of your b/b rotflmao
Quote by Kiss_Me
i think many people go over the top about whispers, personally i can't see the harm after all you wouldn't go upto someone in the street and ask permission to say hi first would you?

Good point but by the same token you wouldn't walk up to someone and whisper to them if they were in a middle of a conversation with another person.
also a good point lol
i think it depends on what bothers u, personally if someone whispers me and i don't want to chat i just ignor it they soon gte bored and go away lol
i think many people go over the top about whispers, personally i can't see the harm after all you wouldn't go upto someone in the street and ask permission to say hi first would you?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
recently, it's a special request service for someone innocent

can i have a ham and pineapple one then?
lomg look we've managed to hijack yet another thread, ur a bad influance on me you know :shock:
Quote by Jus
This is next Saturday and we have 40+ people meeting (I think)
Anyone else up for it?

its this saturday innit?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Oh, how unusual rolleyes
ask her if she knows a guy with black hair & black clothes that looks slightly miserable

nah she not know him she don't hang about with 'kids' lmao
and when did u start delivering pizza's ? :shock:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
my 12yo nephew likes Korn and Slipknot, do you also hang round at the local shopping centre looking miserable and intimidating the OAP's wink

does he hang out him wolves? i bet he knows my daughter lol lol
yep, and quite possibly. :shock:
ask him if he knows a girl with long black hair and new rocks :giggle:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
oooh likes all sorts in no order
marilyn manson
slipknot
audioslave
korn
soad
rammstein
nirvana
pearl jam
sisters of mercy
ac/dc
motorhead
in flames
Him
oooh and loads more
Earthy xx

:thumbup:
How can you miss out Motorhead, the DC andThe Sisters of Mercy smackbottom
why the hell would she want to like sisters of mercy? lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
my 12yo nephew likes Korn and Slipknot, do you also hang round at the local shopping centre looking miserable and intimidating the OAP's wink

does he hang out him wolves? i bet he knows my daughter lol lol
ok ther mids 4sum i have to ask why is it you live just about on each other door step yet you go all the way to sussex to see each other? :shock: lol lol
Quote by BiWelshMinx
I am currently bursting out of the trousers I wear to work ( a generous size 12) redface but I don't want to diet as that will shrink my new bigger boobs lol rolleyes
Soooo I have ordered bigger trousers! lol
Minx x x

you'd look sexy with any size boobs wink
i as a rule don't think about the 'D' word its to depressing lol
hummm a pub that opens its room's just for swingers, sounds like a munch to me!!! how comes noone else has had this idea b4? lol
to be honest i find your box standard run of the mill porn very boring, it has to be something diffarent and interesting to catch my eye wink