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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK
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Quote by gazleeds
hi just signed n paid up for my extra membership for the year
can sum1 tell me what beenefits i get over just the normal membership and stuff please many thanks
i'd have been asking that b4 i coughed up £25 :shock:
so is not not a good time to tell you you get bugger all for your money its just there to trick muppets like you who pay up b4 they read the same print? :lol2:
Quote by Freckledbird
I'm almost loathe to tell you all this - but I have to suffer six - yes, six - weeks of being bloody idle, not having to get up in the mornings, late to bed at night, sunbathing in my nice new secluded garden (weather permitting) in the daytime.
Poor me
NOT!!!!!!
now now Freckledbird stop trying to make us gealous, Pauls sister a teacher and i know full well you don't get 6 weeks of doing nothing at all
Quote by Mal
Just a hint regarding taking down someone's registration number if you don't have a pen handy. Write the number on your side window with your finger. Then, when you want to read it, just breathe on it to cause the 'fog' and the number will appear.
Mal
or just write it in the dirt on the bonnet
you must bloody long arms if you can reach your bonnet from inside your car!! :shock:
i have :smug:
Quote by de_sade
spider (tho i admit are ugly) are cool really cause they eat the fles and you never see a spider throw up on ur dinner :shock:
yet noone screams and runs about if a fly buzzes past them
odd really!!
Actually I do. I hate flies
. I am not scared of them, I just hate the dirty, disgusting little bastards .but this is the point i was trying to make, spiders are clean, they keep your house clean, they eat dirty, disgusting little bastards for tea, so why do people hate them so
Quote by Mal
Just a hint regarding taking down someone's registration number if you don't have a pen handy. Write the number on your side window with your finger. Then, when you want to read it, just breathe on it to cause the 'fog' and the number will appear.
Mal
or just write it in the dirt on the bonnet
i agree with you, i never let my kids throw rubbish on the floor i have carried it around with me in my bag for hours till i have found a bit, most people excuse for littering is that it gives someone a job :shock:
saying that i think u have to be very careful now days in confrunting litter louts as we seem to have turned into a nation of money grabber and i'm sure someone somewhere could sue you for appprocing a stanger in the street and giving them what for :shock:
saying that i think u have to be very careful now days in confrunting litter louts as we seem to have turned into a nation of money grabber and i'm sure someone somewhere could sue you for appprocing a stanger in the street and giving them what for :shock:
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
I have never been so pleased to have a small clit and be shaven
BTW - does anyone want a sniff
oh go on then i'll have a sniff of ya cunt seeing as your offering
It's scratch 'n' sniff
What is it we would actually have to scratch of before we could sniff? :shock:
Shaz x
well not her big hairy clit thats for sure
Quote by lordy-lme
well heloooo forum type peepsdoes any1 know the answer to the question that troubles me most....why is ones bottom located in ones middle?????...it just makes no sense....enlighten me please
is that the best question you could come up with? :shock:
here have another crayon and go back to sleep
As it has already been pointed out your profile says your single yet you have posted a thread about your wife, maybe she's found swinging heaven too and joined as a single fem, one thing you can bet and thats shes having a hell of a better time than you
i don't see why you should have to be worried at all, even if she is seeing another guy after all your on here to meet alone?
i don't see why you should have to be worried at all, even if she is seeing another guy after all your on here to meet alone?
Quote by RobIsReady
How would you like to test your talents and win £50 or some other prize if you prefer.
I would set you a challenge and if you win the prize.
What do you think?
The challenge!
If you can make me cum in 1 minute you get £50
If you can make me cum in 2 minute you get £40
If you can make me cum in 3 minute you get £30
If you can make me cum in 4 minute you get £20
If you can make me cum in 5 minute you get £10
More than 5 minutes - Sorry you win nothing
How much do you think you could win?
Rob
are u bored today cause u sent me this in pm too? :shock:
i think it would be great to wake up a man for the day
i would:
spend a cpl house wanking b4 i got up
Go shopping and fart in the queue at asda while scratching my balls
pick up a woman as i;ve always wanted to know what its like from a mans point of view
go to the pub and get pissed so i could sing on the top of my voice while stumbling home
go to bed and have another wank b4 going to sleep
i would:
spend a cpl house wanking b4 i got up
Go shopping and fart in the queue at asda while scratching my balls
pick up a woman as i;ve always wanted to know what its like from a mans point of view
go to the pub and get pissed so i could sing on the top of my voice while stumbling home
go to bed and have another wank b4 going to sleep
