Naughtynymphos1's Forum Posts

1 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
tongue??? :shock:
we all know what you do with posh toothbrushes luv, so dont give me that tongue business
on second thoughts, can I have both? :rascal:

no no no its not a leccy one its a normal one with a tongue brush on other side wink

i'll give u a demo saturday lol

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1 Jun 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
, as for recieving hell i'm game 4 anything bring it on

I knew there was a reason I liked you :giggle:
I don't mind giving or receiving as long as the bits in question are clean ;)
Minx x x
whoo hoo are you going to be my first femalevictim? :twisted:
:moon: :moon:
You spelt volunteer wrong! :P :twisted:
Minx x x
whoo hoo just going to brush my tongue with my new posh tooth brush :lol2:

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1 Jun 2006

well i was going to post a serious post but after reading the thread i think it would be outa place lol
Not sure i'd go so far as a fetish but i like TVs (and no not the type you watch Eastenders on lol

) so long as they smooth, can't be doing with hairy knicker wearers confused

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31 May 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
, as for recieving hell i'm game 4 anything bring it on

I knew there was a reason I liked you :giggle:
I don't mind giving or receiving as long as the bits in question are clean ;)
Minx x x
whoo hoo are you going to be my first female victim? :twisted:
:moon: :moon:

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31 May 2006

i though everyone did anal sex now days lol

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31 May 2006

Quote by Mal
..............definitely enjoy receiving, and occassionally giving.................
.............just this week is NOT a good idea!!
Mal

:shock: :shock:
i'm not even asking lol

Personally i think rimmings great i do have certain conditions tho b4 i will stick my tongue up another persons arse confused

firstly the obvious they have to be clean, none hairy and yes that includes men, i don't think its a gay thing as i know many str8 men who enjoy it tho i have to admit i have never rimmed another woman hummm only just realised that you know, thats not thro choice i have nothing against womens bum think its just something thats never come up during sex with a female, as for recieving hell i'm game 4 anything bring it on lol

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31 May 2006

in bed :shock: very strange :!:

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31 May 2006

Quote by Darkfire
After extensive research, I have found the following to be true:

The sponge layer means that while it is possible that Jaffa Cakes could be thought of as biscuits (especially when dunked in a lovely mug of coffee) they are in fact, cakes.

who would dunk a jaffa cake in coffee? :shock: :shock: :shock:

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31 May 2006

Quote by Darkfire
After extensive research, I have found the following to be true:

The sponge layer means that while it is possible that Jaffa Cakes could be thought of as biscuits (especially when dunked in a lovely mug of coffee) they are in fact, cakes.

who would dunk a jaffa cake in coffee? :shock: :shock: :shock:

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31 May 2006

since when did you not pay vat on cakes confused

: :!:
ohh i'm with you on walking round naked sounds like a plan to me lol

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31 May 2006

Most well written on replys to photo adds are just cut and paste anyway so its not like your wasting time writing a reply out to ever add you reply to, secondly most replys i get are from people who i'm not even looking for, so if they can't be arsed to read what i'm after or if they do read it and choose to reply anyway why should i give them my time and reply? speaking personally for myself so long as its a polite mail from someone who fits into what i have said i am looking for i always reply, even if to say thanx but no thanx, if its from soneone who i have not stated i am looking for then no matter how nice and well written their mail is they not getting a reply, also you have to think of the shear amount of mail that women/couples on this site get sometimes it just gets boring reading thro them all lol

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31 May 2006

right i know the answer to this its a cake and this is why
if you leave a biscuits out it goes soggy
if you leave a cake out it goes stale
if you leave a jaffa cake out it goes stale.....
simple its a cake lol

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30 May 2006

Jack Black redface

(i'll get my coat lol

)

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29 May 2006

serves you both right for watching it lol

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29 May 2006

i though it was spending time wisely lol

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29 May 2006

Clapped out old banger free to collector lol

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27 May 2006

well its seems to be there now so guess it must have been down temporary confused

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27 May 2006

speaking as a woman who has a hubby with a PA the cons are you drip all over the loo seat when you go for a piss so ffs sit doiwn lol

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27 May 2006

awww fabs i didn't even know you was ill, you've always seemed so lively when i've seen you
hope everything sorts itself out for the best babe kiss

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26 May 2006

its a party where you piss wink

though everyone knew that lol

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26 May 2006

:shock: is it to late to change my weekend plans i wonder wink

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26 May 2006

we have been to many clubs and i have to say the biggest turn off in a club is 'normal' beds, i wount even play in a club with matresses, the though of all that body fluid that soaked in is just to much to cope with :shock:
PVC tpye beds, to me, are a must in a place where lots of people are having sex

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24 May 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Over the last few months Iâ€™ve noticed my addition to SH & SS is getting out of control (again) so Iâ€™ve decided itâ€™s time to have a little break & give you all a rest from my super human feats of posting bolox and excessive flirting/tarting.

thank god for that :giggle:

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24 May 2006

yeah i have to agree its not one of swinging heavens better ideas lol
i always seem to get single guys when my profile clearly states i'm looking for women only rolleyes

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23 May 2006

best thing to do is just turn your cam off, soon shuts them up lol
It does annoy you after a bit tho, and what really annoys me is when they call u boring cause ur not prepaired to perform to like a circus seal for them :shock:

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23 May 2006

i always reply to messeages so long as they not a wink and are actually what my profile says i'm looking for, if i put no couples or no single men and either of them replyed i would just ignor it no matter how well written out it was biggrin

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23 May 2006

Quote by Marcuso
well i was going to ask if i could come but if you playing steps and spice girls i think i'll stay at home :shock:
awww go on then i'll come i know you would all have a brilliant night without me, so I'll come just to upset you lol

LOL.....the joy of being able to quote and alter......lol
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
can go off people you know :P

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23 May 2006

Hippy Bofday drinkies

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22 May 2006

Quote by jon1985
Naaah, I vote we all just live off burgers and beer for the duration! :giggle:

i tried doing that last year wasnt a good idea lol

good, though we was going to stuck woth just them for the night then lol :shock:
I'll PM phone number nearer time so we can arrange something :thumbup:

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22 May 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
yep i like the chat rooms too :thumbup:
not that i would ever flash in them :angel:

Liar liar pants on fire :rude:
:shock:

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