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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
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oh babe trust u to pick a night when i'm busy would have loved to have gone with you other wise sad
Note to anyone who dosen't already know darkfire : lovely lass you'd be a fool to pass this by wink
oh bugger i missed it sad
Mal next time can you PM me b4 you remove any avatars so i can have a nose first? lol
well i was going to ask if i could come but if you playing steps and spice girls i think i'll stay at home :shock:
awww go on then i'll come i know you would all have a crap night without me lol
Personally what i would do is cancel the payments so they can't take no more out then once your membership is up make a yearly payment confused or you could PM a admin and ask them to make your next payment a year one but be warned as a rule they never reply to PMs or maybe its just me they keep ignoring lol
Quote by hugs1
But to answer your original question: Does Swingers Heaven REALLY swing...?
Yes it effing does!! :twisted: :twisted:
<deep breath>!!

but only if u can manage to stay awake :lol2:
bolt
Quote by hugs1
Just thought i'd give this thread a middle-of-the-night-pissed-up .......bump!
:happy:

your so kind lol
Quote by Marcuso
Why don't you come and join us on 3rd June Beaker?

Can I come and join you on 3rd June too please HLB?
I'm a shy nervous newbie, but would like to get myself known a little :twisted: :twisted:
:shock:
Quote by rampantrabbit
D'oh it does sound like I'm having a b*tch doesn't it!! I'm not!! As I said, I enjoy the chatting side of the site and I'm not overly bothered about meeting up - I get laid most nights anyway!
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if you get layed most nights anyway why u wasting your time on here moaning about women who don't want to meet you? i mean have you got time to fit them in if they did :shock:
Quote by john60
Since joining late 2005 I expected to be inundated with masses of people wanting sex with me..Woh ..How wrong I apperently dont work that way ...
1) I found out very quickly that SW is very much an exhibitionist site in which you view and enjoy.
2) Not much actual "swinging" take place -most of the site is chit caht
3) Chat rooms are fun but are really like the old guys CB ( citizens banb radio) ie where are u ,how old are u etc exept with the twist of show uz ur jugs / conna cum now type carp
You may enjoy it is not exactly direct people contact
2) Surely people who wish to have sex or exploit themselves on the internet must realise that other people will want to manipulate them for thier own wise there is no purpose in SWINGERS HEAVEN????
3) It is very,repeat very easy to get "booted" by Gestapo style observers who apperently seem to choose their own style and method of policeing their is no consistency....Newcomers beware!!!!
4) I get very , very p****ed off with people who want to see people wank off /f***k /and commit buggery on cam and yet they are sanctamonious enough to believe they are doing a servive by putting " NO DIRECTION" on a chatroom WHY??????
5) THere is too much Non Directing in this site ------it will soon become just another chat site...IS THAT WHAT WE WANT??

sorry but got to say i have never read so much rubbish in all my life, this is a prime example of the typical single man who joins the site and expects all the women to come running to him and because they havn't of course the site don't work!!
I for one know this site does work as i have met many many people off here, ok so i'm not saying that i have had sex with everyone i have met but to be honest i don't think anyone expects to click with every single person they meet, but b4 you sit there saying the site users just use it for chit chat cause noone wants to meet you remeber no all of us have had that experience wink
you get out of it what you put into it maybe you should make more of a effort to meet people. go to a few socials etc and remeber most people on here are single guys and couples with bi females so there isn't much of a call for single men and for those women and couples that do meet single guys they really can pick and choose cause of the sheer number of them you really have to stand out!!
Quote by jon1985
I'm going cant wait Izzy Joined guns n roses in new york the other night hopefully we may see more memebers join them in the next couple of weeks there was talk of a reunion at hammersmith months ago and now the hammersmith show has been announced made sure i got tickets for that straight away amazing 5 days a soon as guns and roses come of stage at hammersmith i am on my way to download

yes thats all very nice but it didn't really answer the thread question did it? lol
I go most mondays so no doubt will be there lol
bit confused as to why a str8 man would want to go on a bi night tho confused
Quote by Mal
Hi Gingerjo im free monday and fairly local i would love to join in at urs sounds great anychance of invite?

Muppet! She's just cancelled in the post above yours!!!
:laughabove: theres always one :shock:
Quote by Mal
OMG Mal of all the people to start a bloodt BB thread i'd have never guest it would be you :shock:
personally i can't vote cayse you missed the 'who gives a shit' option out lol lol lol

The point of this was so that those who don't like or don't watch BB, know exactly where it's being discussed and know to ignore it, rather than have it permeating across all aspects of the Cafe. So this caters for the needs of those who do, and those who don't, like BB.
Only trying to provide a service for the masses!! lol
Mal
wink
ok fair point i suppose if your trying to keep it all in one place instead of having a comment on every thread i should be thanking you really lol
i can't stand the thing or anything like it, i can watch my neighbours out the bedroom window if i'm ever that bored that i feel the need to watch other peoples lifes lol lol
OMG Mal of all the people to start a bloodt BB thread i'd have never guest it would be you :shock:
personally i can't vote cayse you missed the 'who gives a shit' option out lol lol lol
Quote by redwine_lover
NN - u actually agreed with me on something hahahahhahahahhahahahaha
RWL:

it'll never happen again lol
I actually agree with RWL on this one too (tho don't tell him i said that lol), me personally do not mind having my pic taken and have never had any problems with it, in my experiance people have always come and asked me if its ok first, and if i just so happened to be in the back ground when taking a pic of someone else.....well thats their fault for standing to close lol
But that aside i do understand that some people may not want to be around the many snap happy people that tend to be popping up more and more at each munch so maybe an appointed photographer may be a good idea :thumbup:
OMG i nearly forgot Kaz kiss sorry i think i'm still drunk and i've come back on just to thanx you for the help with the badges even tho you couldn't make it yourself, your a star kiss i owe u a pint next time we meet drinkies
OMG i don't even know where to start :shock:
Well firstly i suppose i'd better thank Marcuso and sleazy for arranging the night, i really didn't have a clue and to be honest was still none the wiser for about 10 mind after i got there and the penny finally dropped :shock: (blonde roots lol)
Thanx Marcuso for the speach and not getting to the end of the can of soup story lol and for my pressies cheeky wink you know i love u to bits i don't even have to say that passionkiss
This is the bit where i forget poeple cause i'm crap that why i don't as a rule do the name thing but on this occasion i fell i should at least try lol
Thanks to Mrs Hugsand flakey :sleeping: (shame on you :shock: ) for the use of you floor for the night lol i honestly though i'd never walk again this morning :shock: You both stars and i for 1 am glad i met you kiss
Jus Was great to see you again after all this time kiss don't be a stranger
ambie ermm have we met b4? lol sorry couldn't resist lol was great top see you again ya sexy minx wink
pebbles and demon as always kiss thank you for the flowers kiss
ms naughty was lovely to meet u at last and i'll have you know i'm always dressed :shock:
alex dj thank you for doing a great job (as usual) with the music oh and the lottery ticket lost :shock:
earthchild lovely to meet you at last too kiss
darkfire kiss just for being you nothing more to be said really wink
sugarspice was really good to see you both again, hope your feeling ok today shaz kiss
my minds gone blank now so would just like to say thank you to everyone who put into the collection and to everyone who bough me pressies and cards, it really ment a lot to me i love you all :P
Quote by dargento
heyup warwick...have a good un m8....
im sure no 1 would think of taking the mick while your away smile

bloody hell where you been hiding? and when did u get that stutter lol
(sorry for hijacking my own thread lol )
Quote by sleazy
I will be (yet again) sober throughout the entire duration, so if anyone needs ferrying between the venue and marcuso's, or indeed between marcuso's and local hotels, I will be more than happy to help.
Looking forward to seeing some old faces and some new ones ( and various other body parts of certain people i can think of lol)
till saturday peeps...... :thumbup:

can i put my name down for a litt please? though i'd ask now cause last time u buggered off and left me in the cold while u took someone else and i had to get a lift with someone else :shock: lol
Ok so its not his actual birthday till sunday but hes going away 2morrow for a while working so wont be here, so i though it would be nice if we all wished him a great day b4 he went biggrin
So happy birthday goldfish my bestest internet m8 drinkies
cya when you get back kiss
(P.S i still can't believe we have the same birthday lol )
Quote by blonde
theres always going 2 be things in the chat rooms you don't like, the other day there was a woman on cam with a child sat on her knee and when i made a comment about it i was the bitch and actually got abusing PMs cause she turned her cam off and went!!
thats the things about a site with this many people the ops can't keep tabs on them all smile

Its actually in the AUP that children shouldnt be seen on the cams .......... but it would appear that not many people read the rules anymore :doh:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

well this is what i pointed out but it seems most guy on here would sooner see a woman flashing her cleavage on cam with a kid sat on her knee than no cleavage at all rolleyes rolleyes
well my opinion for what it worth and for who cares anyway is...........
Bi is a state of mind not a sexual act (tho the sex does help lol) if your attracted to people of the same sex then to me you are bi, even if you just do the kissey stuff, if these an attraction there and it turns you on then to me you are bi, now to really confuse you.......most 'bi' guys i know say they don't fancy men and are not attracted to them they just like cock......they just greedt b*****ds lol