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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by Marcuso
Hi,
could we put our names down please? We're kinda new, but we've been on the forums and chatrooms (not prolific posters though!)
cheers,
Paul & Lou
smile

Not a problem you two.
I'll stick you on the list.
One word of warning though.......don't let that naughtynymphos vouch for you, cos everyone knows she's a nutter :twisted:
Marcuso
xx
:shock:
Quote by steveg_nw
.......... god i've lead such a sheltered life :lol2:

Mainly bus shelters from what I've heard!! ........ rotflmao
Steve
:shock: who you been talking too?
Quote by blonde
can't say its something i have ever even heard of b4
god i've lead such a sheltered life :lol2:

I have just fainted !!!! :giggle:
Hello naughtynymphos kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

you know i could really go off you two :P
Quote by hugs1
Hi,
could we put our names down please? We're kinda new, but we've been on the forums and chatrooms (not prolific posters though!)
cheers,
Paul & Lou
smile

Oooof fancy seeing you here lol
Just though i'd pop my name down to vouch for them as they are kinda new, i have met them and they are really nice people wink
Quote by freckledbird
How about we share experience of timewasters?--save every body a load of time and effott--what do you think?
Nick

Think it's a crap idea and open to abuse.
agreed :thumbup:

hope you have a wonderful day kiss
Go on if you had to guess wouldn't you have known his birthday was april fools day? :lol2:
ok i've missed this post so far but one thing does spring to mind and thats if the guy in question gets oh sooooooooooooooooooooo many replies (when most single guys struggle) i cannot believe he ain't found any he likes and has to ask us for people he should be looking at meeting, sorry m8 but i smell bull shit i think your just to lazy to look for yourself!
your a single man make the effort like the rest of us, people wont come looking for u no matter how nice you think your pics are, and i for one do not believe you get so many replies from just a few cock shots, i have been on the swinging scene a few years now, as have a few others who have added to this thread, and i know thats not how it works as a single man you need more than a few willy pics and a big head to get a meet wink
Quote by AndyWolves
And no worries Harry....I hope there'll be a next one to look forward to.

what, so u can not turn up to that one eithe?r :lol2: bolt
Quote by Darkfire
wb Andy
Oh you missed a cracking party by the way (well done for sowing the seeds in other peoples minds) wink lol
Regards
Harry Jones

exactly right Harry.
shame he didnt have the bottle to turn up himself though aint it rolleyes
flipa Andy. ya missed a VERY good evening
hang on, are you telling me he didn't even turn up to this BBW meet he kept persrting everyone to arrange? :shock: lol
Pauls Gran had something like that happen to he,r two youths just walked into her home and robbed her right under her nose, she was in her 90s and unable to walk so just had to sit there helpless while they trashed the place and took everything of value, lucky they had no interst in harming her as she just sat there watching which is a small mercy i guess, such people are scum praying on helpless old people mad
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Can I just bury him alive??? :twisted:
Jimmy Saville

ohhh the original chav lol
think he has been burried alive ain't he?
Shoot cause he never fixed it got me!!
Matt Lucas
well well well what a pair of dark horse's you are lol
can i start calling you Mrs Delp now lol bolt
congrates to you both kiss
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Whats a chatroom confused:

its that place you go and sit there shouting "oi NN show us ya wanny" rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
(he does as well don't let his forum charms fool you!! :shock: )
NN I think you have the wrong man :eeek:
Warwick would never be so rude rolleyes
:lol2:
oh yeah my mistake m8 :doh:
Quote by Alexandra
NN
Its hilarious!
I have my cam on and some of the beggars/directors make me crack up.
I dont flash either!
Hugs!

i know funny arn't they, makes me laugh how they sit there almost ordering u about when they don't even have as much as a pic on their profile lol
Quote by warwick
Whats a chatroom confused:

its that place you go and sit there shouting "oi NN show us ya wanny" rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
(he does as well don't let his forum charms fool you!! :shock: )
Quote by blonde
I just had to share this one with you....
I have an ad which I thought was pretty clear. I have specifically mentioned localish (not really more than an hour away).
There have been a few who ignored this and replied anyway, even though they are 150< miles away.
But the one this morning topped the lot.... 2,443 miles away :shock:
Has anyone had one further than that?

Yep......... Today ................ 2,497 miles away .......... He is in Turkey apparently and looking to meet English Lady for fun and massage ??????????????
Has someone deleted my profile ??? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Just had a thought .......... it could be the same person ........... but you are south of me ... therefore slighty closer to Turkey ????
ohh i think i've had him, invited me over for a holiday :shock:
ahhhhhhhhhhhh !! but did he offer you fun and a massage ? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

he even offered me his brother lol lol lol
Quote by warwick
i even walked to work this morning singing a gleefull tune lol

No wonder its started bloody raining again mad
Quote by warwick
right suns up hormones switched back on whos first confused: :twisted: :twisted:

was they ever off? :shock: