Naughtynymphos1's Forum Posts

21 Mar 2006

ohhh do u know what i really hate, when you meet people off here and they talking about what they said in the chat room etc and they tapping away on the table as if a key boards there lol

or people who keep saying "haven't you had that baby yet" its even worse when you have :shock:

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21 Mar 2006

Quote by blonde
I just had to share this one with you....
I have an ad which I thought was pretty clear. I have specifically mentioned localish (not really more than an hour away).
There have been a few who ignored this and replied anyway, even though they are 150< miles away.
But the one this morning topped the lot.... 2,443 miles away :shock:
Has anyone had one further than that?

Yep......... Today ................ 2,497 miles away .......... He is in Turkey apparently and looking to meet English Lady for fun and massage ??????????????
Has someone deleted my profile ??? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Just had a thought .......... it could be the same person ........... but you are south of me ... therefore slighty closer to Turkey ????
ohh i think i've had him, invited me over for a holiday :shock:

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21 Mar 2006

i don't get PMT so can't help :smug:
with my girls i find it best to just lock them in the cellar for a few days lol

but seriously if its that bad i'll echo whats been said and go see the doc

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21 Mar 2006

Quote by Darkfire
but FFS, dont open ya mouth and tell the whole bloody world when it does, because discretion is BIG around here and you'll find that its right up there in THE list of rules ya just dont break.......... and if you do, your chances of finding anyone else willing to come within 50ft of you, with a bargepole, may well drop to well below diddly squat.

so thats where i've been going wrong? :doh:
fancy a shag? lol

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19 Mar 2006

i think its diffarent for men than women but i have always found that when in a jacuzzi guys tend to just sit next to you and start to feel u up lol
as for the water spitting thing.........i have no idea confused

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18 Mar 2006

Anyone going chams monday?
Going on my own so be nice to say hi to anyone whos going or if anyone i know wants to come with me give me a shout wink

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18 Mar 2006

did you go wednesday then?
take it you had a good time if you did lol

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18 Mar 2006

ohhh cam we come? oh please please go on you know you wonna lol gwan i'll stand the door for u and keep that bloody marcuso out lol

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18 Mar 2006

Quote by PoloLady
I would have though it more useful to just have two women who were not related and thus would be able to play with eachother too, without it being somewhat incestuous...
But i guess if you have one of those red-neck, hill-billy, wrong turn/deliverance fetish things going on - yeah twins would be good.

ohhh polo u do make me laugh lol

couldn't have pout it better myself, seems a bit odd to me wanting to watch family shag each other confused

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18 Mar 2006

i like dark women best, saying that i wouldn't turn down a sexy blonde wink

like long best either way

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18 Mar 2006

personally i would say never shag anyone u want to keep as a m8, u may say now nither want a relationship but what if after one feels stronger than the other could u keep the friendship with that in the air?

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16 Mar 2006

Quote by Lilmiss
Burberry does it for me

always knew you was wierd lol

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15 Mar 2006

Happy Birthday :bounce:

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15 Mar 2006

Quote by easy
poor naughty
It really upsets her equilibrium if she cant flash before ten oclock
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
wonder where she flounced too

git
i never flash i'm sweet and innocent me :angel:
I'm not here very often, but even I don't buy that one. :grin: lol

:P
:shock:
but i am

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15 Mar 2006

i like body shops white musk too for a every day perfum when you want to save you expensive stuff for best lol

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15 Mar 2006

awww never mind i'm sure they will clear up soon :shock:

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15 Mar 2006

thought you'd gone :shock:

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15 Mar 2006

Quote by warwick
aaahhh poor nymph :shock:
( feelings my armpit bye the way)
naughty get yer....oooopss....forgot where i was for a moment

tut
gotta pop out i'll deal with you later wink

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15 Mar 2006

Quote by wild rose and the stag
put your cam on dawn and do the trick with the toblerone will you

:shock:

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15 Mar 2006

to late now you've hurt my rotten feelings lol

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15 Mar 2006

morning wrats you 4got me sad

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15 Mar 2006

Quote by warwick
poor naughty
It really upsets her equilibrium if she cant flash before ten oclock
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
wonder where she flounced too

git
i never flash i'm sweet and innocent me :angel:

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15 Mar 2006

Quote by warwick
i had two cats called
Hannu Mikkola and Ari Vatanen
didnt half feel a prat at the vets

bet you looked one too bolt

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15 Mar 2006

its dawns fault, warwick said so confused

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15 Mar 2006

to late m8 already seen you lol

oh that it then piss off the pair of you see if i care *flounces out the room*

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15 Mar 2006

I have a rat called Matt :shock:

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15 Mar 2006

i always wear magic noire, i remember some woman walking by me years ago and had rather the same effect as the first post, so i walked over to her and asked what it was and have had a bottle ever since biggrin

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15 Mar 2006

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15 Mar 2006

its them bloody brummies i tell you bolt

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14 Mar 2006

Quote by Vicky_uk
Hair conditioner has always worked excellent for me give it a go and let me know how you get on

Im the same I use conditioner to shave with
and nivea extra sensitive shaving balm afterwards
right i'm off in the bath later and will be trying the hair conditioner, will let you know how i go

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