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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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I only have a pet rat, hes lovely easy to keep and friendly, i can't be doing with walking dogs and cleaning litter trays out thanx very much lol
ooooooooooooh i know lol
the bar was verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry cheap. maybe a little to cheap lol
i was on double gins all night woke up with a mouth like the bottom of a parrots cage :shock:
mondays is bi night and your profile says your str8, i go most mondays so be sure to say hi if you do go smile
it don't open till 7pm mondays tho
Quote by da69ve
Suggestions welcome on the best prevention application for shaving rash?
I have tried allsorts of creams, oils, lotions and potions, but every now and then they just all seem to fail. Have you found the perfect solution????

Don't shave anymore......go for the mediteranian look!.......the hairy 70's look is on a comeback!
good point :shock:
I've tryed everything, i find the best thing is to use some kind of shaving oil or baby oil to shave with but it still don't work 100% confused
i also find that it you shave when the hairs not really grown back much like the next day or two the rash is really bad :shock:
Well though i'd better add my thanks, even tho i have drank 10 ltrs water and my mouth still feels like the bottom of a parrot cage lol
Big thank you to everyone, including the person who forgot to make me a name badge :shock:
was lovely to meet so many old friends and make some new smile
Laird kiss was lovely to finally meet you, i feel honoured you actually made the effort to seek me out when most avoid me lol :
Blonde kiss thanks for the snog or 6 wink
searcher my wee looked normal this morning m8 just incase you was worried lol lol
anyone and everyone else kiss
I had a great night
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Bald cocks don't look right either!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

ewwww wheres the barf emoticon? :shock:
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Hiya WRATS
I pop in very occasionally still, but w*rk tends to keep me pretty occupied.
Nice thread tho....great to see some of the people i know and love are still around.
xxx

oooooh where u been hiding?
In mingers corner wink lol
room for 2? wink
mine has to be the time i had a cpl come round to my house one sunday afternoon, my mum had got the kids for the day so i though what the hell, so round they come and we ended up in the bedroom, as you do, anyway about 30 mins into the session i hear a knock at the door, ignored it and carried on, then a shout thro the letter box it was my sister, so again ignored it and carried on, well i must have forgotten to lock the door cause next thing i know the bedroom door opens and theres stood my sister watching us as i have gone down on this woman and her hubbies on his knees next to us wanking :shock:
Quote by sleazy
As far as tats on the ladies are concerned i am defineatley a yes man.....
and fr those of you that haven't allready seen it this is my wifes right thigh.....

was taken the day after it was done so looks a little rough I guess.....
really should take a new one now its healed lol

ohh i like that where did she get it done? wink lol
Quote by constance
A long time ago, I had a job with lots of travel involved. Hotel rooms were of course provided
and at the time I would have loved to have been able to aford a male escort, no messing about wondering if I was reading the signs right, sex when I wanted with no commitment and then being able to kick him out and have the bed to myslelf.. Of course I would have paid, if only I hadnt had too kids at home to provide for!!

could you not have put it down as expences? lol
Quote by PoloLady
It does always puzzle me why overtly shy people want to swing - it just doesn’t seem an advantageous characteristic - but I guess it is just another one of those mysteries of life.

i have to admit i have wonderd that a few times too confused
i guess shy people need sex too lol
1 - Are you male/female/couple? female half of couple
2 - How many munches have you attended? ermmm about 8
3 - What is the typical/average time lapse between the munches you have attended? a month

4 - After attending your first munch (not including people you already knew or have had sex with or people you have already arranged to meet at an after party) how many new people did you arrange to have sexual encounters with as a direct result of attending the munch? 2
5 - As a result of attending a subsequent munch (not including people you had already met at a previous munch/socially or already have had sex with or arranged to meet at an after party) how many new people did you arrange to have sexual encounters with directly as a result of attending a munch? none cause i knew most from the first munch lol

6 - What do you estimate to be the typical number of attendees at the munches you have attended? 100
7 - What would you estimate to be the typical % of attendees you get to know at a munch? thats a hard one cause the more you go to the less new people there are to meet so its a very small % of new people you meet at each munch
8 - Do you ever arranged to meet a person/people who you have not met at a munch? yes
9 - How many munches would you estimate you will be attending this year? 4/5 ish
10 - What is your primary reason for attending a munch? to meet up with friends
I have to agree with Polo i can see the attraction if your a rich buisness women wno just ain't got the time or can't be bothered to arrange a shag by any other means, personally i would never pay for sex but then again if i had money to throw away and i knew a man of my dreams was only a phone call away maybe i would wink
i think most people would say don't ever take her on a blind meet or arrange for anyone to turn up at home etc in the hope she may just do it once in the situation u could get a kick in the bollox or worse still she may go thro with it out of obligation and hate you after for it :shock:
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you didnt seriously pay £50 for that username did you??
:doh:

Please, Please; Please - When you get an invite for a munch or social or club meet; wait until I'm behind you, and a few others when you book in and ask for your badge wink
rotflmao now that i gotta see
my honest opinion on utopia is don't go alone, we have been twice the first time we just went with another cpl found the people there veryyyyyyyyy clicky, noone would talk unless they knew you and believe me, as anyone who knows me will agree i can talk for england and tryed on several occasions to chat to people only to be ignored, at one point in the night we went and sat near some people and they actually got up anf moved away from us :shock: so it wasn't tro lack of effort on my part that noone would chat, we had a good night tho saying that but only cause we went with another cpl who we knew, had we gone alone i think i would have left after a hour, the second time we went there was a few off the site there, which was the only reason we went back, it was a good night as we knew a few people there, the clubs nice, can't really moan about that was clean and the pools lovely.
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you and 400,000 other men on here wink

Plus three or four Tranny's rolleyes wink
Jude.

oh well you can send them to me wink
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(Of course, I must admit, being fat, ugly and married with a small cock doesn't help)

:lol2: kiss