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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by MandH

i only come here cause i don't like anywhere else :shock:

You only come here cos nobody else will have ya :rascal: wink
thats not very nice :cry:
I don't have to come here you know i get a better class of insult at work wink
so did anyone find the delete all button on the Pms? dunno
Quote by gurl
i didn't realise people would be able to see my post code when i put it in i find this to very bad taste and wonder what the hell they was thinking of when asking for such details and making them public confused

Sorry but...Your real post code ???
if you put your real post code in yes
Quote by phil_osopher
Personally i feel very uncomfy with my post code being in show,
saying you live in the west mids is fine as its big area but stating the first part of your postcode just pin points you to much i think, i wonder if the new owners have their post codes on view to all?

NN - and everyone else - just make up a postcode near-ish to where you are, but not actually the correct one - that's what I did.
but i have already done it now not knowing it would be on view, now i have been told you can't edit it?
Personally i feel very uncomfy with my post code being in show,
saying you live in the west mids is fine as its big area but stating the first part of your postcode just pin points you to much i think, i wonder if the new owners have their post codes on view to all?
i didn't realise people would be able to see my post code when i put it in i find this to very bad taste and wonder what the hell they was thinking of when asking for such details and making them public confused
i have always loved swinging heaven and have met some great people here and made some wonderful m8s but i have to admit i hope things inprove round here
Quote by meat2pleaseu
ok so i've found my PMs, please tell me i havn't got to delete them all one by one :shock:
what happened to the delete all post option?
mines gone
and this error code
Warning: mysql_pconnect(): Can't create a new thread (errno 11); if you are not out of available memory, you can consult the manual for a possible OS-dependent bug in /home2/www/www.swingingheaven.co.uk/html/mysql_sessions.inc on line 61
Can't connect to 2 as root
MySQL Error: Can't create a new thread (errno 11); if you are not out of available memory, you can consult the manual for a possible OS-dependent bug
is really naffing me off now, takes me 5 goes to turn a page my back and refresh buttons getting really pissed off lol

well, if you don't like it you know where you can go :rascal: rotflmao
i only come here cause i don't like anywhere else :shock:
Quote by goodporking
is that number of posts per week or since the beginning of time?
I suspect its a weekly count

:shock:
Quote by Sarah
NN
You can have some of my oneliners that have arrived today.............
I guess from photo ad, type people...........
rolleyes

got enough of them of my own ta confused
but thank for thinking of me lol
no i get it every time i try to sumbit a post, open a new section, view a thread, turn a page....
u get the pic lol
very annoying it is too
ok so i've found my PMs, please tell me i havn't got to delete them all one by one :shock:
what happened to the delete all post option?
mines gone
and this error code
Warning: mysql_pconnect(): Can't create a new thread (errno 11); if you are not out of available memory, you can consult the manual for a possible OS-dependent bug in /home2/www/www.swingingheaven.co.uk/html/mysql_sessions.inc on line 61
Can't connect to 2 as root
MySQL Error: Can't create a new thread (errno 11); if you are not out of available memory, you can consult the manual for a possible OS-dependent bug
is really naffing me off now, takes me 5 goes to turn a page my back and refresh buttons getting really pissed off lol
i can't even find out how to get into my bloody PMs
i'm getting really annoyed now, can't find sod all and keep getting some daft error code every time i open/change a page mad
and why do i keep getting
Warning: mysql_pconnect(): Can't create a new thread (errno 11); if you are not out of available memory, you can consult the manual for a possible OS-dependent bug in /home2/www/www.swingingheaven.co.uk/html/mysql_sessions.inc on line 61
Can't connect to 2 as root
MySQL Error: Can't create a new thread (errno 11); if you are not out of available memory, you can consult the manual for a possible OS-dependent bug
every time i turn a page ? confused
and why do i keep getting
Warning: mysql_pconnect(): Can't create a new thread (errno 11); if you are not out of available memory, you can consult the manual for a possible OS-dependent bug in /home2/www/www.swingingheaven.co.uk/html/mysql_sessions.inc on line 61
Can't connect to 2 as root
MySQL Error: Can't create a new thread (errno 11); if you are not out of available memory, you can consult the manual for a possible OS-dependent bug
every time i turn a page ? confused
Quote by Dino
:shock: :shock: wow 5000,ya big gobshite, well done NN.
you have a fantastic way of putting things,
simple, to the point but always worth reading, cos you talk a lot of sense.
(youve got more gob than a cows got c**t tho) lol lol lol wink
Dino. xx

yeah yeah yeah rolleyes
enough of the sweet talking if you want a shag just ask ffs :lol2:
Quote by McrM4M-pvtOK
The only thing I'm not partial to is tight foreskins...always think about what's going on under the hood (as so to speak).......is that TMI?

confused thanx for that image
ok who pinched me posts?
when i started this thread i was actually on 5002 and now i've gone back down to 4998 dunno
Mal have you deleted a thread just to piss me off? lol
right best type a cpl more to make up to 5000 again confused
anyway thank you all for your kind words your all twats but i love every one of you lol (except Mals who's been pissing with me posts mad ) kiss
well i've done it i've reached the 5000 mile mark with my posts and according to the list i'm the 12th person to do it :shock:
have to admit tho i have spoken some utter bollox in my quest to reach this mile stone and have upset more people than i can shake a stick at lol
but do i care dunno ermm NO :giggle:
so now whats my next mission on this site?
ermmm to over take bluexxx :shock:
so could someone ban her for a few months while i catch up? lol lol
heres to another 5000 posts with all you wonderful people drinkies
Quote by devondelight
All the girls are blonde !!!

ermmm just incase you hadn't noticed......i'm not confused
Now yer getting in NN .. quick go out and buy some blonde hair dye ... Clairol do a nice range ... only takes 5 days for it to turn your hair yella .... then it falls out .... :twisted:
DD
Now I think that qualifies me for the naughty step for being so horrid to NN
i did try going blonde once when i was a teenager but it went green :shock:
Quote by blonde
naughty step?
have i missed summat?
i'd like to nominate sleazy just to get him out of my hair for a while lol
can i do that? confused

Naughtnymphos ................ u cant nominate sleazy just coz u want rid of him :giggle:
aww some bloody m8 you are sad
Babe .................. I am your mate ................. so I have arranged for him to go and stay at my Mum's ................. :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

awww ta i owe you one wink
Quote by Alexandra
I just noticed I have been sloganised!!!!!!!
So I would just like to say a big thank you to my secret sloganiser.
Do you require payment?
Only as I have no money, we would have to come up with an alternative arrangement!
biggrin wink biggrin wink biggrin wink

oooooooo its was me its was me :bounce:
ok i lied but you can't blame a girl 4 trying lol
Quote by blonde
naughty step?
have i missed summat?
i'd like to nominate sleazy just to get him out of my hair for a while lol
can i do that? confused

Naughtnymphos ................ u cant nominate sleazy just coz u want rid of him :giggle:
aww some bloody m8 you are sad
naughty step?
have i missed summat?
i'd like to nominate sleazy just to get him out of my hair for a while lol
can i do that? confused
Quote by a.k.a._Wagon_wheels
And there's quite few SHers have had texts from me meant for other SHers redface

:giggle:
ive done the same dammy so dont worry about it.....it must be an age thing lol
i ain't got no m8s so don't have that problem :giggle:
and i bloody hate text chat mad
Quote by gmg2000uk
You know, one way to avoid the taste/sensation problem for first timers worried about what it actually feels like when another man climaxes in their mouth is, well, to get the other guy to wear a rubber ... then at least you know what it's like to make them come, without worrying about some of the other attendant potential 'problems'.

have you ever given a bj with a rubber on? confused
no ta!!
my advice would have been to pull away just b4 he came wink
:welcome: to swinging heaven
pull up a chair and don't fall to sleep lol
hope you fidn what you are looking for wink