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Hey, i thought i would bump into Meatyfaceache, Victor Meldrew & MCB, are they here yet.
Come on in boys, i will measure your maggots :twisted:
Dont be shy, we all know that you three needle dicks will be fighting it out for Gold, silver & bronze :twisted:

the 3 tossers

Quote by meat2pleaseu
you did look in the mood to rip of someones arm and beat em with the soggy end :scared:

Quote by marmalaid
mafia? :shock:
you talking about me blonde bit?

thats true it does i was sending him a text put her name in and got mafia
saying that you go off lighty poor blue had to read her stories for 2 hours

Quote by Mal
pah who needs it?
fancy sharing me double ender red?

excuse me :shock:
i'll have you know........ yeah ok don't tell everyone

Quote by marmalaid
sleazy, give me a shout when you're done and i come and collect me stuff

nah he wouldn't come in was scared i'd set him on with the cleaning up i think
he just kinds wound the window down and threw the stuff out while passing
i make a good cuppa n all don't i marm's?

Quote by meat2pleaseu
think NN was planning on a marmite snack

are you being rude?

mafia? :shock:
you talking about me blonde bit?

Quote by HornyRed
pah who needs it?
fancy sharing me double ender red?

Quote by Mal
I got locked! unfair treatment of the blokes on this sit I say, and very nice it was too.
Little pricks are ok but not big pusies

and mal
oh and bloke

Quote by goodporking
I got locked! unfair treatment of the blokes on this sit I say, and very nice it was too.
Little pricks are ok but not big pusies

Quote by Angel Chat
what size of glass dildo do you want,you must tell us what you got ,you cant keep us in suspenders any more

:shock:
i'll take two of them ta

Quote by meat2pleaseu
In order to preserve anonymity one of our members has sent me a pic of his umm.... member :lol2: I'll leave it to the girls to guess who it is ::giggle:

pah who needs it?
fancy sharing me double ender red?

Quote by Sarah
I'm getting my coat, and on my way round to fluff him
Then will do a picture re shoot....................

Quote by HornyRed
In order to preserve anonymity one of our members has sent me a pic of his umm.... member :lol2: I'll leave it to the girls to guess who it is ::giggle:

ahhh but thats to lead you into a faulse sence of security

Quote by Angel Chat
In order to preserve anonymity one of our members has sent me a pic of his umm.... member :lol2: I'll leave it to the girls to guess who it is ::giggle:

Quote by marmalaid
sleazy, give me a shout when you're done and i come and collect me stuff

nah he wouldn't come in was scared i'd set him on with the cleaning up i think
he just kinds wound the window down and threw the stuff out while passing
i make a good cuppa n all don't i marm's?

Quote by meat2pleaseu
think NN was planning on a marmite snack

are you being rude?

Quote by meat2pleaseu
sleazy, give me a shout when you're done and i come and collect me stuff

oh yeah i ment to tell you the local kids pinched ur stuff....well i told you not to just dump it on the garden

Quote by marmalaid
Mines so small it's not visible!

Quote by Mal
sorry mal
didnt think that would count as its only a little 1
ill cut it off an re post it :shock:
sorry

Quote by osemlover
We're both a little shocked, however, by the number of people who appear to be willing to take what seem to be huge risks (often with total strangers) in pursuit of a thrill.

such as what?

Quote by Phire
I'm here for the laughs first and the sex second. Good job really, cos I've had loads of laughs and no sex!

know the feeling

Quote by BiWelshMinx
Hmmm, I tend to wait until they do it first :P

about 5 mins after you meet then
I have to admit i don't fart so don't have this problem :angel:
sleazy on the other hand is a any time, any place, anywhere type guy, he once cleared a shop with his stink and usually does it next to me and walks off git!!

Quote by devondelight
think the worst one was when I ate spinach once and I did more than fart while my lover was busy pleasuring me.

Quote by glasgow_girl_30
any shags glasgow area send them my way

any shag anywhere send them my way

Quote by MSA
str8 is deffinatly not sucking cock
str8 is licking pussy
where I am from mate
good try though... apeal to the metnally str8 but physically gay/bi crew

It isn't straight if you happen to be another female
I don't use the term "str8" it takes too long to type because I have to go up an extra set of keys and it upsets the rhythm :P .
Judy

ohhh i'm a artist :bounce:
what did that happen?

Quote by Nomad_Soul

OO and yes he still cleans his teeth with it!

Personally i can't see anything wrong with this, tho that could be a worry in itsself
i mean if he went down on her theres nothing on that toothbrush thats not already been in his mouth is there?