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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by mw123
if someone just don't turn up they never get another chance with me

Bravo.
If a man is too stupid to realise how good something is potentially going to be , he should be written off immediately.
This is what bugs me about Ginger Jo's shindigs, I only work about 10 mins away from the potential venue, but have always got meetings booked or out of the Country, so have not been in a position to seek (beg, plead ) for an invite. However the day or so after she says a couple os SM's didnt show and I am like whats wrong with these people.
Quite an emotive subject as you may be able to sense by my tone.
I personaly feel that a lot of people on here just get off on the though of it and going thro the planning, but many guys on here are married and maybe not in the possition to really make these meets they 'dream' about, some people are just total twats and arange to meet with no intentions of going at all, i think some just bottle out but havn't got the nerve to call and say they can't make it so think hiding is a better option, i think there are all kind of reasons but the bottom line is genuine people always let other know if they can't make it, it happens to us all i have had to cancelle meets b4 due to kids etc, if your meeting someone the chances are you will have a mobile number so there no excuse, a text costs 10p if that now days wink
the threads been locked because you have been given all the help you need, dawns even offered you to PM her for further help should you need it so i can't see any reason why the thread needs to stay open confused
have you got a fire wall up?
when i had zone alarm put on it stopped me seeing the pics in the photo section, also restricted some sites i could go on ie the msn comms, but the hubby changed some settings for me then everything was ok, so if you have just had a new fire wall could be that.
Quote by Him'nHer
so do I.............. can't keep me eyes off NN's arse :grin:

oi eyes off the bum poke
Quote by Angel Chat
Yes, I'll do any virgins that need breaking in.

Any? :shock: I think Hamkins is hoping one of us girls will take pity on him rather than one of the guys steaming in there :shock: lol lol lol
maybe he would like a guy to 'break him in' :twisted:
Quote by WibblyWobbly
Well all theses years i have spent so much money on Vibs... ...... and the other day i was with a man that used his electric tooth brush on me ....and wow!........i was up in those clouds quicker then you can say Jack frost!:

Ooooh yes... GT suddenly brandished his electric toothbrush about three months ago and WOW! I sweared he'd left toothpast on it because the tingle lasted for ages and ages and ages and ages and ages and ages and ages and... you get the picture! smile
i always put a bit of toothpaste on it it feel great kinda warm and tingly :twisted:
nah i'm quite good and changing the words to what i want, sleazy on the other hand is a right pain with it, anyone who has ever got a text off him will know what i mean, he never changes it just types away and sends and you have to guess what the hell hes on about :shock:
Quote by mattyduk
I was having a good old 69'r with a lady and we were very much enjoying ourselves when I saw her little ring pucker up and the fastest gush of wind hit me straight in the eyes. :shock:
Obviously I was in shock but she didnt even skip a beat I think she thought she had got away with it. She only stopped when I burst out laughing and she turbed around and asked "WHAT"
lol lol lol

so did you tell her? dunno
Quote by Angel Chat
I was at a party the other week and this couple hooked up, she was busy in his lap and he farted, she just giggled and said you dirty bugger and continued on her job...........I personally though wow I didn't think you could get away with that...but I suppose it take all types.

i would have bit his cock off :shock:
:shock: :shock: How scary are you!!! :shock: :shock:
now you know thats not true :shock:
Quote by Darkfire
Nope, certainly not!
first-time bi curious fems though? hell yes :twisted:

so just a question whats the diffarence? they both clueless virgins lol
*thinks about how to word this without psychoanalyzing Darkfire and posting too much info.........*
erm, i supose for me personally, the difference is that with guys I'm a 'taker'
and with women I'm a giver ?????
however, there are always exceptions to the rule! person/ circumstances & mood depending! :twisted:
fair enough i like ur way of thinking tho any guys fancy giving? lol
Quote by erospartnership
I was at a party the other week and this couple hooked up, she was busy in his lap and he farted, she just giggled and said you dirty bugger and continued on her job...........I personally though wow I didn't think you could get away with that...but I suppose it take all types.

i would have bit his cock off :shock:
Quote by Darkfire
Nope, certainly not!
first-time bi curious fems though? hell yes :twisted:

so just a question whats the diffarence? they both clueless virgins lol
Quote by onebadman1978
i'd sooner have the oral than the full monty :twisted:
you can use a dildo for a shag nothing can take the place of a good tongue wink

but could you give up the dildo and just have the tongue smile confused
if i had to yes, cause giving up the tongue and no dildo would mean giving up women and that would never do wink
Quote by DreamerHelen

Did he go outside for a breath of fresh air ???? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

it was so funny i couldn't carry on for laughing :giggle:
he just went downstairs 4 a drink

Bless him....
Tell him if he wants to repeat the experience I might be able to squeeze one out :twisted:
LoL...that was a JOKE by the way..... wink
dirty cow :lol2:
Quote by blonde
Did he go outside for a breath of fresh air ???? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

it was so funny i couldn't carry on for laughing :giggle:
he just went downstairs 4 a drink
Quote by DreamerHelen
i have to admit i don't fart but....
sleazy was once down on a woman, she was on all fours and he had his face behind her, and she just farted in his face :giggle:
he's gunna kill me for that bolt

pmsl...so what did he do? Did he ignore it or say something?
well she just carried on like nothing had happened, he got up and walked off lol
i have to admit i don't fart but....
sleazy was once down on a woman, she was on all fours and he had his face behind her, and she just farted in his face :giggle:
he's gunna kill me for that bolt
i'd sooner have the oral than the full monty :twisted:
you can use a dildo for a shag nothing can take the place of a good tongue wink
wouldn't bpther me unless it was a close family member and then i would only be bothered at the though of cybering with me mum ....yulk lol
Quote by Dawn_Mids
sleazy does it too :shock:
actually he does a lot of wierd stuff in his sleep confused

and when he is wake I bet :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
hes even wierder when awake :shock:
I gathered that when I saw him at the munch last week in a skirt and stockings :lol2:
:shock: