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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Here's a nice easy one. It's a film

coyote ugly ???
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

One of my most favourite films ever biggrin
awww hes not that ugly
Quote by Dawn_Mids
sleazy does it too :shock:
actually he does a lot of wierd stuff in his sleep confused

and when he is wake I bet :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
hes even wierder when awake :shock:
Quote by Angel Chat
i've been telling you all for years of the joys of the leccy toothbrush
maybe you'll listern to me now :lol2:

worship worship worship worship worship worship
thanks for the tip hun., i owe you one lol
btw , got ticket for Cradle, at last lol lol
not sure it works for men :shock:
I think it might ;) You can take the toothbrush head off some of them and I believe the sensation of the little metal thing (on the electric toothbrush) rubbing just under the head of the penis is quite enjoyable... so I've been told anyway, I wasn't there when it happened ;)
oh may try that on sleazy later :lol2:
Quote by Nomad_Soul
i've been telling you all for years of the joys of the leccy toothbrush
maybe you'll listern to me now :lol2:

worship worship worship worship worship worship
thanks for the tip hun., i owe you one lol
btw , got ticket for Cradle, at last lol lol
not sure it works for men :shock:
Quote by Him'nHer
Well it's whatever takes your fancy really............ don't matter if your M/F/TV or whatever, if you like leather/rubber/pvc or anything else, then wear it.........
Having said that being a mere male, I prefer women to dress naturally, and yes frankly I find women dressed in their scruffy jeans or whatever far more of a turn on than those dressed to the nines as it were.......... saying that, I do appreciate nice lingerie
M

what about my old work clothes? wink
Quote by Him'nHer

They live nearer to you than me, maybe I should send them round? :twisted:
And I love your new avatar! biggrin

really!! where they from? wink
and ta...i can do that you know...no really i can, mind you saying that my bum bounces anyway lol

What poke yer arse out and fart.............. thats what it looks like yer doing NN innocent :grin:
cheeky
i've been telling you all for years of the joys of the leccy toothbrush
maybe you'll listern to me now :lol2:
Quote by rob_oxford
sorry to here to having probs bex hun i would love to be your loveslave but you not dom i guess shame never mind if you fancy another sub let me know lol takecare merry xmas

do you doing ironing and wash pots? wink
Quote by Him'nHer
well I did levels 1 and 2 then I got a picture of some bloke come up dunno

well i ain't even seen it but i rather think you gave the plot away now lol
Quote by berksbex
They live nearer to you than me, maybe I should send them round? :twisted:
And I love your new avatar! biggrin

really!! where they from? wink
and ta...i can do that you know...no really i can, mind you saying that my bum bounces anyway lol
Quote by berksbex
just having a hissy fit cos I didn't get to shag two horny guys today

you was meeting two guys and they both let you down? :shock:
Well, er actually yes redface . to explain, they are best mates and come as a package biggrin
They are both genuinely nice guys, but they are also very busy men and can't always make when they say they can. I just felt this was sort of last star but I know that some people may not have even given them 2nd chance (this was their third, though they always had good reasons). The annoying thing is that I wouldnt mind if ONE of them couldn't come (I'm not THAT bad :P ) but when one can't come the other doesn't either......maybe I should stick to singular single guys wink leave the multiples alone?
if they have let you down 3 times now i'm afraid i'd bin them, even if there reasons are genuine whats the point in arranging 2 meet people who can never make it?
saying that they sound a great package wink
pity they can't stick to arrangments confused
Quote by MidlandsLady
if someone just don't turn up they never get another chance with me
if they let me know b4 hand i will give a second chance but if the cancel twice they don't get another unless its someone i know

I think this sounds fair enough but it is hard when you have just been let down even when they let you know because you get all paranoid and wonder if it is personal :cry: or maybe thats just me!
no i sometimes feel like that too lol
Mrs cums is having problems with her PC and has asked me to tell you all that she is very sorry but she has been let down with a baby sitter so will not be able to make it sad
Have a great night tho :thumbup:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I think that dressing up like that to go out and party is fine - it's when you see someone in tesco or the bank or somewhere that the phrase mutton dressed as lamb might apply.

So you don't wear your silver jacket to the supermarket then? :giggle: wink
oh bollox i really should read all the posts b4 adding my comments lol
i swear i never read that first :lol2:
Quote by Phire
I think that dressing up like that to go out and party is fine - it's when you see someone in tesco or the bank or somewhere that the phrase mutton dressed as lamb might apply.

i take it you don't go shopping in you sliver spangly top then? lol
Quote by Katieftv
i have a question for you, why do you never see TVs dressed up in a old pair of baggy jeans and a jumper, hair tied back and no make up on? cause after all thats what us women usually wear? dunno lol lol

And that exactly why we don't, most girls dress like guys while we TVs dress as sexy ladies cos you don't or won't :P
ladies?
think you pushing the boat out a bit there :lol2:
Quote by jay1963
Just wondering what was your best sexual experiance. Bet there some stories to be told

use your imagination