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naughtynymphos1
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naughtynymphos1
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Quote by Sexysteph
Sorted .... Bluexxx you will have to train him better he never actually stated he wanted to come wink but where there's a Bluexxx there's usually a way lol wink

He's not mentioned it to me either........... perhaps I should wait til he reads this before I put his name down :giggle: ..... well, actually it was you that put his name down, not me, so i think I'm in the clear innocent
just tell him he's going, hes a man you don't give him a choice lol
Think we need proof of that NN wink
i've seen him naked in the jacuzzi what more proof does a woman need lol lol
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I'm terrable for it, every time i go shopping to get me some new shoes cause i 'need' them as apposed to 'want' them i still end up coming back with summat for the kids and walking about with holes in my shoes lol
Even when i really need something i still feel guily if i buy it cause i feel as a mother my spare money should go on the kids confused
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Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Wrap a potato (larger than your foot) in newspaper and leave it overnight inside the boots.. dunno

They a size 12 thats one hell of a pototoe :shock:
Quote by steveg_nw
Help..... got me some new boots off the internet, they arrived today in plenty of time for the munch on saturday but alas... one is a tad on the tight across my I want all the old wives tales, rumours and scientific evidence for which is the best way to stretch and soften leather quickly............. over to you guys

Some swarfega and a traffic cone does the trick for making things a little less 'snug fitting' .......... errrm, I think I've suggested that for something else somewhere :lol2:
Steve
hang on i've still got them somewhere innocent
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I don't ask for pics for the simple reason i don't meet anyone i havn't first met at a munch/party/club so don't need them really as we've already met lol
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Quote by bluexxx
Sorted .... Bluexxx you will have to train him better he never actually stated he wanted to come wink but where there's a Bluexxx there's usually a way lol wink

He's not mentioned it to me either........... perhaps I should wait til he reads this before I put his name down :giggle: ..... well, actually it was you that put his name down, not me, so i think I'm in the clear innocent
just tell him he's going, hes a man you don't give him a choice lol
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Quote by BiWelshMinx
I think many of us build up a mental picture in our heads of what we think someone is going to look like, if i meet someone and they are not what i expected then it would not change the way i though of them as a m8 and i would still be more than happy to carry on chatting, but it works both ways i'm sure i'm not what a lot of people expect me to be when meeting either smile

:gagged: :giggle: :giggle:
Minx x x
oi poke
that was one of my more serious posts confused
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I think many of us build up a mental picture in our heads of what we think someone is going to look like, if i meet someone and they are not what i expected then it would not change the way i though of them as a m8 and i would still be more than happy to carry on chatting, but it works both ways i'm sure i'm not what a lot of people expect me to be when meeting either smile
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Quote by Phoenix
:smitten:
Very nice but what's with the blanky, surely you not insecure lol
bolt

i think you'll find its her skirt shes holding up :lol2:
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Quote by HornyRed
I know that NN will want to take a load of bread. rolleyes
I cant mention mine :gagged: i will get told off redface

and cheese rolleyes rolleyes
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Quote by HornyRed

personally i liked the bread avatar bolt:lol2:

Dont be so silly rolleyes
Anyway, the bluexxx loaf is now toast wink
i was being serious.....i like bread rolleyes rotflmao
Tough the bread is toast.
Long live the new pic wink
your just a bloody bully :cry: :cry:
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Quote by HornyRed

personally i liked the bread avatar bolt:lol2:

Dont be so silly rolleyes
Anyway, the bluexxx loaf is now toast wink
i was being serious.....i like bread rolleyes rotflmao
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
well my vote goes for.....seeing as these boots cost 165 quid :shock: yes you did read that right :!: take them back, get a refund and give me the dosh :grin:

£165 :scared: i'd want Boots the fekin chemist for that much
you fooking tight arsed git lol
we went to cloggs in Brum and spent £419 on 3 pairs of new rocks, pair for me, pair for him and one for the daughter for good luck lmao
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Quote by bluexxx
OK - who wants to see the pervy version???? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:shock: :shock:
just had a nose wink wink hope you washed your hands after wink
personally i liked the bread avatar bolt:lol2:
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Quote by Hugh E Rection
Any time hun . Its quite a site you know me ironing in the nud :shock:

you can iron stood on your head with bells round your balls so long as it gets my ironing done biggrin
:welcome: to the site
enjoy your stay wink
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I had a really big problem in partner a while back with a single guy who just would not leave me alone, even when saying no he still kept coming back, at the end of the night i was getting changed and there i was bloody naked bent over my locker, getting my clothes out when next thing i know this guy came in the chamging room and grabbed me, he was fully dressed and i was naked which made me feel uncomfy for a start, he unzipped his trousers and forced my hand down his pants confused when i pulled away he pushed me up against the locker, it was very quiet as it was the end of the night and i have to admit i am as a rule quite a gobby cow but i felt really uncomfy and found myself a bit lost for words i just kept trying to push free but he just kept pushing me back against the locker while holding my hand down his pants confused anyway at this point my hubby walks in and as you can imagine was not to happy, this guy runs out the changing room round the other side of the lockers and legs it followed by the hubby and the male half of the couple we went with, and get this the manager threatened to bad us :shock: even tho i have complained about him thro the night and when it came out at least 4 other women had too :shock: :shock: :shock:
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We have been to chameleons every year for the past 5 years, last two years have been held at the greenhouse but its back to chams this years, always a great night, always very busy, last year some bugger pinched my knickers while i was shagging :shock:
Quote by partyman
Makes me wonder how come so many couples don't have families and stuff with whom they celebrate New Year, but ho hum, eh?

Not everyone want to spend new year with their family, my kids are quite young so usually asleep by midnight anyway and the though of spending all night with my mum, or his for that matter, makes me shiver lol i'd sooner spend it with friends......so does that make me a bad person? do i care? lol lol lol
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Quote by Bloke2005
NN - simultaneous laughing here from both of us - that did make us chuckle wink
PS: If you find out who they are, let us know too yeah.... wink

no piss off i'm keeping them for myself :twisted:
bloody typical only PM i ever got from this guy and it was ment for someone else asking me to show him my dick :shock: :lol2:
so see ladies now you know what the guys on here PM each other about
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Snows settled quite thick here in the dudley area sad
wouldn't mind but when i went shopping this morning though it was quite warm of late then it just came :shock:
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Well my vote goes to vicky_uk to my mind one of the most genuinely nice people you will ever meet on here, every house party i have ever been to, where she is also there, she has always gone down to who evers house it is early and helped them get the house/food etc ready in time for the 'guests' to arrive.
oh and Marcuso for driving 90 miles to feed my kids :lol2:
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well my vote goes for.....seeing as these boots cost 165 quid :shock: yes you did read that right :!: take them back, get a refund and give me the dosh :grin:
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Quote by Bloke2005
Another one for HR wink

Holy fooking christ :eeek:
*elbos HR out the way and pushes her way to the front of the queue*
where the hell was you 2 when i lived in Newcastle? :lol2:
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Quote by mr filth
Hi there
Is there women in the london area who would like to get to know indian iam 35 years old very young looking who like to go out with, and take it from there please pm if anybody who is intrested.

I thought you were offering free chicken curry rolleyes
im not interested sorry wink
lmao i was just going to ask if it came with a free nan bread confused
btw are you following me? :huh:
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Its bloody snowing here :shock:
was only out side about a hour ago and didn't seem to bad then, just looked out the window and the floors white :shock: :shock:
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