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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by MikeNorth
Hi davey, calling yourself "sexy" in your nic can come across as a bit off-putting - a piece of self-promotion. We're all sexy in here, goes with the territory! lol

i'm not confused
should i leave? lol
Quote by PoloLady
Do Huskies have anything to do with the processing of peas?
Is that where mushy peas come from? confused

confused
i'm not even asking how your mind works :shock:
In my opinion the best way to get on here is to not come in here looking for sex, ok i know that may sound daft to you but if you come on with a view to having a chat, joining in on the posts and making friends you will get to know people and that will make it so much easier to get a meet, if you only ever come on the post in let meet up people will tend to ignor you, tho its you rights to only post when you want sex i'm not saying thats wrong, but if you was a woman would you go for a guy who you had had a chat and a laugh with or somewho who just pipped to post...hi wonna shag PM me?
Just join in the threads and you will catch someones eye wink
Quote by meat2pleaseu
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any sexy women out there fancy a slow,all day long fuck ??? :rascal:

oh go on then got nowt better to do today :lol2:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
If three cars arrive at a mini roundabout at the same time who has the right of way?

obviously the BMW driver or the 4x4 driver as they do actually own the road, and if you drive a BMW 4x4 you might even get a police escort to help you on your important journey to deliver your precious child to school.
i'd like to know.... what's the point of wasp's??? bee's make honey but WTF do wasp's do???
oi poke
we have a 4x4
how does that work if you own a x5 then? :lol2:
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Why does MrGHC drain the colander upside down? confused

Coz he is a bloke doing the washing up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol
excuse me :shock:
say that again?? :shock: :shock:
bloke doing the washing up you say? :shock:
and your moaning cause of the way he puts stuff on the draining board? :lol2:

Ooooh i train my men well NN wink whip
do you want mine for a cpl weeks then? lol
Quote by Sarah
Why does MrGHC drain the colander upside down? confused

Coz he is a bloke doing the washing up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol
excuse me :shock:
say that again?? :shock: :shock:
bloke doing the washing up you say? :shock:
and your moaning cause of the way he puts stuff on the draining board? :lol2:
Quote by Bazza64
Hiya tvsusie, have you tried the bi-night at chameleons? They have one on monday every week and there are usually several tv's in there and you certainly won't be out of place hun. smile

i second that i go to the bi night at chams most mondays and there are always Tvs in, its a very friendly club and noone bats a eye lid you will be made most welcome wink
Quote by davej
fat boys starter, there are others to come, I'm thinking round about tea time :giggle:

eerm cant get em a decent size, puters and me aint great together redface they either come like this or the size of a bloody table cloth mad so copied it as a linky thing.

turn round wink
Theres no way i could remeber how many shag partners i have had, i recon there would be loads i wouldn't even remember lol
Quote by PoloLady
What have you always wondered?

why do they use sterial needles for lethal injection's?
keeps me awake for hours that one dunno
Quote by Darkfire
and :shock: at this thread, again! NN make it stop hahahahhaha lol

the threads alive m8, its got a mind of its own :shock:
hummmm difficult one, i had a few 3sums etc when i was younger, then i met Paul and led a 'normal' life for years.....yep it was something i always had on my mind but you get into a possition where you just leave it there in fear of upsetting you partner......after a few years we did get talking about it tho and i suggested we give it a try, he was not sure at first but our story has a happy ending as we have never looked back....could have worked out a lot diffarent tho
oh and BTW i didn't tell him to book a holiday i mearly said i was going and he had better if he wanted to come too, i could easily take someone else as steff said us women are doing the guys a favour :lol2::lol2:
so remember that sleazy poke
Quote by well_busty_babe
the last few times we nt to partners we did not have nay trouble, but the atmosphere has completely changed.
it used to be one of those places that even if you were just sat chatting to your partner you could feel the fun i n the air, now its like a morgue!
we have decided that unless we are going to meet specific people there (ie mates or people we have made plans with) we wont bother going any more.
we ended up sat there on our own counting the mins till it was time we could leave!
lol
the atmosphere even stopped us wanting to play with each other!!! :shock:

i agree with you, really gone down hill, we said a while ago its not a club we will go to again unless we know for sure others we know are going to be there
Quote by leprechaun
As most of you know I do not like threads like this - sorry Lep old pal. This sort of 'beauty contest' is fraught by omission.
However, the list compiled so far has been a reminder of how many real diamonds there are in this place. There are more still to be mentioned and I wouldn't hazard an attempt to fill in any gaps (God I can be such a coward on occasions). But, can I break a habit of a lifetime and mention one person who ticks just about every box in my book and that's Missy.

not a beauty contest it was an attempt to move from to tomfoolery thread we often post(me included ) and just watching the work done by others that we see and often over look
beauty contests are for the vain this is aimed at the unselfish within sh there are many more that i could list but cn get silly so i mentioned sarah because she germinated the idea for this thread my head and many good examples have been put in the posts that followed
people have got the idea of what this thread is about keep it up
i think it was a great idea lep, a nice way to say thank you to everyone who has ever helped us kiss
Quote by Dawn_Mids
bi fem required for kinky fun in birmingham any takers u will not be dissapointed

Well hello there yummycouple.
Are you offering money for 'pussy' like you were in the chatroom dunno
was they :shock:
how much? i could be tempted :lol2:
oh steph you have to put naughtynymphos + sleazy on your list, he gets very upset if he don't go down in his own right :lol2:
Quote by PoloLady
Pics before a meet - YES - always.
And even then some dickheads send a photo of their mate - thinking their mate is better looking and then explain it with (oh I love this line) " I thought you would like me once you got to know me". Yeah I know all I need to know now matey - you are a lying tosser!

:laughabove:
very true
I have never had someone send out someone elses pic (that i have met) but i have had people send very old pics that look nothing like them anymore.
And your right if they have to lie to get you to meet them why the hell would we want to get to know them? confused
Living very very close to chameleons and working in a very close asda i see many people outside chams i know from there, mostly ones getting their beer b4 they go into the club lol
Its funny how many guys see me, take the womens arm they are with and quickly dash off confused some will say hi, some look like they want to say hi but not sure if they should lol it's funny how differant people view talking to swingers out of a swinging situation diffarent, my wierdest one was i was walking home from work one moring was only a cpl weeks ago and was about and a car pulled up at the side of me to ask for direction to the nearest paper shop as i turned i realised i knew this guy from chams and he did me cause he said str8 away....."hey i know you from chams i had a 3sum with you and your m8" confused on this he tryed to talk me into getting in the car and going for a shag :shock: .....he said as a thank you for allowing him to join in with me and my m8 :shock: kind old sole he was eh :lol2: now its , very cold, i've just done a 10 hour sift and i'm tired and in my dirty work clothes :shock: :shock: needless to say i told him where to get off and it wasn't at the local paper shop :lol2:
Quote by MikeC
Just been in chat room and someone asked what a walton was...... welll
for those that dont know its a
sexual aid that alllows groups to have fun rolleyes
and like yorks_dave said it comes from the same shop which you get net when diving for muffs.......
MikeC

do what? :shock:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
well you know what they say about blokes with big feet don't ya ?? sad

they buy big shoes confused
Soz, forgot, you bought big ones and they still dont fit you :giggle:
yeah they don't remember who they've shagged bolt
Quote by SauciSpouse
btw anyonelse got new boots for Sat?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
only mine fit biggrin

Quote by sleazy
I got new boots for saturday, but they are in a style I love to wear (in other words, they are long enough to keep my thighs warm) :twisted:
Just hope Sleazy manages to get rid of the smell of rotting potato, piss and got knows what else by weekend, or he is sitting outside wink

easily done babe.... I'll just leave naughtynymphos at home :giggle:
OI :kick:
i saw that mad
Personally i doubt anything will happen, if you complain to them face to face and they ignor you why should they be bothered about comments on a thread?
Partners used to be a really good club, we started going about 3 years ago, was always busy and fill with people we knew, over the years its gone really down hill and on the last few times we have gone i have got the inpression they will just let anyone in now days to get the money, never seems really busy anymore confused