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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by Happy Cats
I disown you woman lol
bloody x factor indeed confused

You can't disown me! You are my unofficial munch mentor! :thrilled:
I'd go for the disowning option if I were you! wink lol
shurrup you smackbottom
Quote by kjb01
do men really care if we're satisfied? lol lol

Of course men care, a satisfied woman will come back for more. :P
i must be meeting the wrong guys then lol
i'm with you on this one steff wink
I bloody hate tights, can't be doing with stockings as the suspenders do my head in and i find hold ups always seem to roll over at the top so i find just not shaving my legs does a fine job at keeping me warm in the winter lol
Quote by Fallen Angel
One for the ladies (and the 'curious' amongst you) wink

ok not been on for a bit due to work but all i can say is
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
what ya doing later its me night off
:rascal: innocent
will you share nicely NN? biggrin
seeing as its you :rascal:
Quote by Fallen Angel
ear hair? Got to go definitely
Same with nose hair - yuk!

did you not like my hairly nose then? sad
ohhh go on then seeing as you asked so nice.....
let me see.....
i have a slot 3 weeks on thursday is thats ahy good for you? :rascal:
Quote by Bloke2005
One for the ladies (and the 'curious' amongst you) wink

ok not been on for a bit due to work but all i can say is
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
what ya doing later its me night off
:rascal: innocent
I have a question........
Why is it when people talk about trans sexuals they only ever consider male to female TS, i have a auntie that tryed for years to get a sex change op from felame to male and it seems even the medical proffesion do not recognise it as much as the male to female op, so my real question is how does this theory of the whole XX, XY thing when being a baby work if your a man and believe your trapped in a womans body?
Quote by Mal

whoo hoo one for the ladies :bounce:
No, Ali
Thats one for the boys!!! :grin:
ermmm wonna bet? :sparring:
Quote by teppic
all i will say is,
if there are any ladies that feel they need practice, i will gladly offer my body.

practice what? :shock:
Quote by marmalaid
I haven't got any full length ones of me in the shower, just of me getting my hair cut, but will this do instead?

yep :thumbup:
can you let me know a date as soon as poss please me darling? cause if its friday i will have to book a holiday so need as much notice as poss kiss
Its one of those mixed feeling moments for me
i wouldn't wish anyone dead and i sure do hope he R.I.P
but i can't help but wonder why people let themselves get into that state.
Turely sad sad
at least hes at rest now
Quote by scotsbiker69
Hi Naked cleaner. you,ll enjoy your visit i,m sure, hope you find someone to accompany you, I,d say I might see you there and say Hi..but as i,m the "bad boy" at the moment, you,d best not be seen associating with me !! Have yourself loads of fun !! just remember whatever you do....dont tell anyone about it.. think you,re a swinger wink

you want some cheese to go with that whine? wink
Quote by teppic
I'll do one of the shifts for u teppic i dont mind following NN around all day perving on her...ummm posts lol lol

sorry hugs, i cant let you do that, because when i'm not stalking NN, i want to spend the rest of the time stalking you in the bedroom.
please misstress, may i touch??? :twisted:
smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
We can share shifts and then when its over be naughty lol :twisted: ...then again we could invite NN to ours and have some stalking fun of our own wink
i have no problems with NN coming down :twisted: biggrin
is that coming down or going down :twisted: lol
ok where ya from? give me a min just getting my coat :lol2:
Quote by teppic
brilliant, so i can cancel the evening shift...gives me a bit of playtime :twisted:
oh, hugs is serious about the invite... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: anytime your down this way

invite? what invite? lol
hang on just going back for a read bolt
Quote by PoloLady
Noooooooooooooooooo....
If it hurts or is uncomfortable, we are just showing you what it feels like when you guys have a half-arsed attempt to stimulate a clit!
:twisted:

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