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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by couple_ne2000

:shock: are you stalking me? lol

yep,is that ok ?!!??!?
Careful mind, Stalking NN might get you a night in the cells wink
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Don't know if this is the kind of thing your talking about but when people asks about mad things we have done this always springs to mind for me
starts off a bit boring but keep with it its quite funny at the end, well i think so lol
a few years ago me and sleazy (the hubby for those who don't know us) was walking down the street in the next village to where we lived then, having a bit of a bust up, as you do, anyway things got a bit heated and we was shouting rather loud next thing we know a cop car pulls up at the side of us and asks if everything is ok :shock:
So what do i say?
oh yes everything is fine hes my hubby and we just had a fall out? NOOOOOOOOO
i said....well no i'm not actually this guy has been following me for about 2 miles now and he not leave me alone......to this they arrested him and took him off in the car :lol2:
i just went home and made a cuppa lol

now thats just cheating....mixing threads is not allowed smackbottom
Quote by teppic
i have now decided to stalk NN.
but as this would be a full time, 24 hour a day job, i will need to split it into 3 shift patterns.
so i will require 2 extra people to cover this..
any offers? wink

oh go on then i'll help you stalk her confused
actually thats rather unfair just incase you hadn't noticed due to me working night i'm hardly ever on in the evenings so ner :lol2:
and besides that i'm only on 12 post a day so not that many really :shock:
Quote by bipoisondwarf
:happy: :angel:
:happy: Marcuso..........................dont suppose you put MY name down did you?

can someone vouch for you? :lol2: bolt
I can't believe i havn't replyed to this munch yet confused (thought i had)
can we come please...pretty please biggrin
kiss
ohh bluexxx you had to go and get me started just b4 going to work n all lol
I was watching this on the new and i have to say poor sleazy got the brunt end of my ranting for hours after confused
Right firstly as we all know is not about sex its about power over another person, if a normal everyday guy wanted sex he'd use a hooker not someone, a is somewho who decides he's going to someone they don't walk down the street on a average day out and suddenly think.....oh i know i think i'll someone today!!! i mean cummon dunno so the chances are if a guy rapes someone he had decided b4 hand thats what hes going to do when he goes out.....so with that in mind do you think he really cares what the hell the person is wearing? if hes gone out to chances are he'll grab the first women that comes along.....ok i admit a drunk woman is a easy target cause she wont be able to fight back so easy but that DOES NOT make it her fault, i do not care if a woman (or man for that matter) is pissed out their head, half naked singing ole langs hind with a bottle of half drunken whiskey in her hand that does not give some guy the right to .......secondly if the rapest is a chancer how the hell do they know how many sexual partners the person has had so how can they say its partly their fault for being for having several sexual partners?? i just think its all total bull shit and i wonder how many of these people would have the same views if it was their daughter who had been ......i feel reports like this are a insult and damaging to victims everywhere how the hell can you go forwards for help when you have been when your going to be asked question like...was you drunk and what was you wearing and being told by many ...oh well its your own fault.......people will not come forwards and guy who will have a free rain....
anyway i'll have to cut my rant short cause i gotta got to work mad mad mad
Quote by Sexysteph
Does anyone know if you can join on the night as Chams is one of the clubs WIll and I want to visit. Will let you know if we are able to join you once a date is fixed, but put us down as a definite- maybe.

You will need to email the club and ask for the membership but once they email you back with a yes you bring the relevant ID with you and they will join you on the night. If I am wrong on this I am sure Ali (naughtynymphos) will put me straight.
Steph biggrin
lol i already answered them lol
most couples will get confermation, you just have to email them first to make sure they have any places wink
Quote by Bloke2005
just clarifying as you know how careless I can be with my PM's NN wink

yeah your not overly sure on what sex had willy's either are you
Quote by Mark West
And to meet attractive, fit and healthy 18-35 yr old woman in London for afternoon sex on weekdays

i'd say he's straight wink
Quote by dargento

:shock: are you stalking me? lol

no.................
ok then yes i am........but is it ok if i stalk you from up here in the north west please ali???
yeah ok prob the safest place for you lol
Quote by mr filth

:shock: are you stalking me? lol

yep,is that ok ?!!??!?
whoo hooo :bounce:
*runs round the room singing*
i've got a stalker...i've got a stalker :bounce: :bounce:
no thats not ok ya freak :lol2:
Quote by mr filth
NN is exempt from this as she appears on every thread anyway... wink rolleyes

:shock:
how cheeky can one person be? smackbottom
can't you tell he's in love lol
look i work night so i have a lot of time on my hands during the day and its bloody cold out so i have to pass time somehow lol
i have to admit i am a bit of a thread stalker i can think of two people (no names here) who make me laugh so i tend to follow them around......
quick lock up ya bunnies :eeek:

thread stalker ??? hello 'naughty' wave
:shock: are you stalking me? lol
Quote by dargento
wow...ive nicked 2 fine women in 2 different threads....definately gonna try this feeling sorry for myself thingy again smile

OI :kick:
never mind the fine women what about me :shock:
Quote by EagerSlut
dare we ask how old? :scared:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You can ask! lol lol lol lol

cummon then i'm asking wink
Quote by dargento
she didnt NN but im feeling a bit lonely so im pretending she did (sniff)

awwww :therethere:
i'll be your stalker :rascal:
Quote by Darkfire
oh yeah, and I forgot to say there are also a couple of people who's posting style either makes me giggle or makes me spit coffee over the monitor biggrin
that better Dargento? biggrin

may i suggest you don't drink at the pc? wink
Quote by dargento
Ooo, well, I dunno so much about the 'stalking' element - but there are certainly a couple of people here who I find particularly interesting in their views, opinions and general contributions to threads, and I do tend to follow a thread if they're posting in it redface redface

thanks darkfire.....nice to know my whitty comments are appreciated :shock:
who said she ment you :shock: lol
Quote by janeandwill
Does anyone know if you can join on the night as Chams is one of the clubs WIll and I want to visit. Will let you know if we are able to join you once a date is fixed, but put us down as a definite- maybe.

all you have to do is send them a email and they will send you one back saying if they have any places and if you can become members smile
Just been and had a look at the web site :shock: when did it change bit posh now days innit biggrin
theres no way i could get a friday off work b4 xmas so it would have to be a saturday, or a friday after xmas but would need dates asap so i could put a holiday in need 3 weeks notice biggrin
its christmas part 16/17th december so no doubt we'll be going 17th anyway
Quote by Bloke2005
Bloke2005 are you sure that PM you just sent me was really for me? :shock: :shock:

No - it was for Chris - he will have it in a minute :P
My fingers got carried away with themselves... I blame Marms' arse! Actually, his arse and my fingers in the same sentence probably ain't such a good idea :twisted:
fooking typical, best offer i've had in weeks and its a PM ment for some bugger else :shock:
P.S arse...fingers....can i watch wink
Quote by bluexxx
I.....solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss... keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to shag the whole of swinging heaven (or equivalent) forever and ever amen......... I will not surrender..... so shag me now, you know you wanna :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I got that a bit wrong, didn't I? blink
:grin:

nah looks ok to me lol
xtasia is in west bromwich its only a few miles from chameleons we have the best clubs in the west mids you see lol
xtasia is more a night club type swinging club where as chams is more a sauna based club.
Quote by Debbiewebs
OI !!!. NN ................ GET BACK IN HERE NOW smackbottom

ok ok i'm back woman
I ........... solemnly declare...... blah blah blah.......hold my head up high....blah blah blah........I shell never surrender!
there howz that biggrin
Quote by teppic
We all watch the best tv programmes we like, listen to the best music and laugh at our favourite comedians. Why would this be any different smile

Do you follow them around on the street? :huh:
i would if i knew where they lived :twisted:
psttt...want to buy some bunnies :shock:
got some ta :grin: