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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by Osmosis
We all watch the best tv programmes we like, listen to the best music and laugh at our favourite comedians. Why would this be any different smile

Do you follow them around on the street? :huh:
i would if i knew where they lived :twisted:
Quote by teppic
I like someone who can make me laugh and who had more to talk about than sex confused

there is more to life than sex :shock: :shock: :shock:
bliemy you get everywhere you rolleyes
rotflmao
Quote by teppic
NN is exempt from this as she appears on every thread anyway... wink rolleyes

:shock:
how cheeky can one person be? smackbottom
can't you tell he's in love lol
look i work night so i have a lot of time on my hands during the day and its bloody cold out so i have to pass time somehow lol
i have to admit i am a bit of a thread stalker i can think of two people (no names here) who make me laugh so i tend to follow them around......
quick lock up ya bunnies :eeek:
there are many swingers clubs that have a bar area, chameleons in my opinion would be the best club for this, as it has a large bar area that gets quite busy and playing is allowed in the bar area unlike some clubs :thumbup:
its in the west mids tho (always a down side)
One of the cleaner at chams does wedding/special occasion cakes for a living, (yeah ok as well as swilling out swingers clubs lol) they are brill as well and he does all the decorations for them, when i go on monday i will ask him if he can do them for you or knows of anywhere to get some, will let you know :thumbup:
Quote by marmalaid
lol must the be the position youre lying in thats doing it lol

Probably more the Y-fronts.
(or other pants...)

well all i can say is
:shock:
Quote by little gem
<puke>
Hi-Karate! :shock: Not half........... nasty stuff.
Alison, go ahead........ bore me! bore me! Please!!!!!!!!!!
kiss Gem. x

ohh ok
many moons ago when i was a wee nipper of a gal i got my dad a hi karate gift sex for xmas, the following year as i hadn't seen it about so assumed my dad must have liked it as it was all used, i got him another anyway it became a yearly thing, seeing as it used it i got him another one, then many years later when looking in my parents bedroom for something i went in my dad wardrobe and found a pile of 13...yep 13 unopened hi karate box sets :shock:
i was devistated.....more that he had kept the bloody things i think lol
Quote by JucyLucy
Ok....now i've got over me blonde moment (no offense blonde wink ) i'll post in the right thread.......belated birthday wishes postie, hope you had a goodun
kiss

she found it lol
Quote by JucyLucy

:shock: :shock: :shock:
JucyLucy likes women? :shock:
i never knew that lol

Now who's being a daft bint :lol2:
redface
dunno what you mean
:angel:
Quote by Mal
No you're right, but what's the point of having an ad in the first place if you don't put an area on it? dunno You can put up to 4 keywords to search on, so maybe include more areas for a better result. For instance, if I'm searching I'll generally use "mal" and "gorgeous" as my search words

Somebody loves me!! :rude: Cheeky bugger! :lol2:
yeah you:lol2:
god i'm bored
Cos Mal is around Alison........ he has that effect on women....... Like the lynx effect but in reverse! lol
kiss
Gem.x
It's called "Hai Karate"!!! It can leave a lady breathless at 50 paces! :lol2: (bit like pepper spray, really! lol )
oh i have a funny story about that stuff lol lol
but i not bore u all with it lol
Quote by marmalaid
Now I know why i liked the new avatar so much - I'm a gay trapped in a females body lol lol

That's two people I've said this to today!
LIAR! You like women far to much to be a gay trapped in females body!
:twisted:
:shock: :shock: :shock:
JucyLucy likes women? :shock:
i never knew that lol
Quote by marmalaid
pah noone ever bloody PMs me confused

Liar, I PM'ed you yesterday!
That memorable an offer was it? PAH and double PAH! surpriseduch:
i know but i was going for the symphany vote lol
Quote by Naughty Nymphos
yeah very funny rolleyes
i was thinking of putting a bum pic on my avatar but then i'd deffo not get none :lol2:

Don't wory, I've done it for you wink
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fuck off don't u start on that again mad rotflmao
Mal Mal tell him hes pinched me name lol
Quote by Mal
No you're right, but what's the point of having an ad in the first place if you don't put an area on it? dunno You can put up to 4 keywords to search on, so maybe include more areas for a better result. For instance, if I'm searching I'll generally use "mal" and "gorgeous" as my search words

Somebody loves me!! :rude: Cheeky bugger! :lol2:
yeah you:lol2:
god i'm bored
Quote by Mal
be afraid Alison! Be very afraid! :shock:

in the fog?
In the dark?
with the Satnav?
With Mal and Bloke?
Noooooooooo!!!!
:grin:
oooooo is it nearly christmas or summat? :inlove:
sod that sat nav lets get lost :rascal:

Quote by little gem
Can I have that deal again without Mal though and substitute in some gorgeous male instead?

:shock: thats not nice is it?
poor mal :therethere:
Quote by marmalaid
blimey you'll want people to state street names next lol
if searching for London ain't good enough for you i give up :lol2:
most people don't mind traveling a bit wink

That's a little harsh
you know me then lol
Quote by Mal
pah noone ever bloody PMs me confused

You have a PM!! :grin:
yeah very funny rolleyes
i was thinking of putting a bum pic on my avatar but then i'd deffo not get none :lol2:
Quote by Mal
what happens when you "swing left" Mal???
kiss
Gem. x :confused2:

I bump into Ali!! rotflmao
not sure if thats a bad thing or not :shock:
Quote by Mal
marms,
these pictures can turn even a staright guy's head..... :shock: biggrin
i can see why hugs wants you to take some pic's.

They have done, I had a number of PM's from 'straight' guys asking me to chat from my last 'legs' avatar!
I get those sort of PM's too, Marms - can't understand why? dunno :grin:
Mal
wink
nor can i, cause as nice as your bum is...cummon if anyone thinks thats a womans arse they mush need glasses :shock:
blimey you'll want people to state street names next lol
if searching for London ain't good enough for you i give up :lol2:
most people don't mind traveling a bit wink
Quote by Bloke2005
bloody sat nav, we got one and it took us to a dead end steet and told us to go str8 ahead :shock: : :kick:

Oh dear, I'm sorry.. Mal's took us all the way wink
oh get you two lol
Mal can you sat nav take me all the way too wink