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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by Cheetah
There was a thread running talking about vanillas and having just read the whole thing have decided that personally I dont like the term 'vanillas' - mainly as i dont think its right to label someone boring just because they dont swing - if anyone else agrees agrees maybe we could come up with an alternative....
.....maybe 'pickets' - as in white picket fence???? - ok not very good!!

I think Vanilla is a great term - it says what it is - Vanilla can be really good - by comparison ....the real vanilla or the plastic squirty type .... but sometimes a persons tastes are a little more adventurous..... Each has its place ... I agree Vanillla for me does not been boring..... sometimes a quality vanilla is better than some flavour... you have to suck it to see.......if you find a good vanilla though not sure if you can lick it...
:shock:
i was with you right upto...i think lol
Quote by Alexandra
shall we have a poll :grin:

Yea NN - go on - you've been dying to start one haven't you?!
Quick - do it before Mal gets back in.
piss off :lol2:
i don't even know how to do them to be honest.........and don't you dare mad
rotflmao
Quote by marmalaid
Blimey your parents check your PC out for naughty stuff when they visit confused

What's wrong with that? I had my dad's PC back at my place to fix it once, just had to check what he'd been up to with it.
and what did you find? :shock:
Quote by marmalaid
can we have on with you turned over please?...oh thats to both of ya :lol2:

I've already done one of those, but I was considering keeping it as a future avatar, what do you think?

ohhh is it marmalaids bedroom?
sorry wrong thread though i was on thro the key hole rotflmao
ohhhh i'm having hot flushes now :inlove: thanx you two wink
oh and dawn...thats the nicest thing you've ever said to me lol
there are regular mucnhes and meets in verious places on this site, theres a week end meet in skeggy next month, most are just 1 nighters in a pub, clubs etc but some are longer gatherings
why don't you just pass word protect it confused
or better still tell them to get the hell off your stuff :lol2:
Quote by marmalaid
Chris
I've done a more up to date one - but crap quality.....

You copying me? Try this one then kiss

Quote by 34fun
that must be some webcam marmalaid????

It's no webcam, dude. Fuji 4900
Oh, and note the spelling ;)
can we have on with you turned over please?...oh thats to both of ya :lol2:
Quote by Mal
Anyone misbehaving, I want a list of names in my PM box when I log back in.

theres only you fooking about, best send you a PM with your name on it wink
god we must all be really bored lol
right i'm now going to get my nipper from school so could you please try to liven things up for when i get back? lol
Quote by Mal
i think polls should be something we have to apply for
can i put if 4wards as a suggestion?
cause all these daft polls of late are doing my head in mad

Is that 'chat speak'? :shock: lol
yeah why you got a problem with that? mad
Isn't she gorgeous when she's riled? :inlove:
fook off :kick:
:lol2:
Quote by Mal
i think polls should be something we have to apply for
can i put if 4wards as a suggestion?
cause all these daft polls of late are doing my head in mad

Is that 'chat speak'? :shock: lol
yeah why you got a problem with that? mad
i think polls should be something we have to apply for
can i put if 4wards as a suggestion?
cause all these daft polls of late are doing my head in mad
Quote by Mal
I'm also afraid of the dark, so I'm going home early, so I don't have to drive in it! rotflmao
Mal
wink

wuss rolleyes
Quote by Alexandra
Why do these threads always trigger me to do my pelvic floor muscle exercises :shock:

:shock:
Quote by MissMoon
Hi,
I help organize a regular swinging party in stourbridge, so was interested in your username! We generally have couples only, but there are sometimes a few singles, look for our next ad, probably in December, and drop us a line.

oh oh i'm in dudley can i come? :lol2:
sorry hijack over rolleyes
Quote by Deviated Prevert
I don't think anyone would be offended or upset, at least if they are then they're probably in the wrong place. However, I think this thread amongst others illustrates my point.

lol lol lol that's a funny thread, whats up with ya man :lol2:
Quote by marmalaid
Like I said, it was good, would do it again. I didn't come because of it, I don't think I would have done, but when i did come it was fantastic, not sure that was because of the intense hornyness of the entire situation, or because of the any stimulation. Probably a bit of both tbh.
Like most things, it's worth a go, if you are prepared to let go of your inhibitions then how do you know you don't like it unless you try it? (or as The Beautiful South sang, "How do you know you can't swim until you have drowned?")

i know known guys who have cum thro anal sex :twisted:
not all usually better if they have someone sucking then while being shagged, rather than just anal

Quote by marmalaid
Like I said, it was good, would do it again. I didn't come because of it, I don't think I would have done, but when i did come it was fantastic, not sure that was because of the intense hornyness of the entire situation, or because of the any stimulation. Probably a bit of both tbh.

if it was good and it made the orgasum so much better...have to ask why you say you wouldn't do it again?
Didn't, I said I would do it again. You know, too much wanking makes you blind smile
redface redface redface
really should stop wanking ffs :doh:
Quote by marmalaid
i know known guys who have cum thro anal sex :twisted:
not all usually better if they have someone sucking then while being shagged, rather than just anal

Now I do like the sound of that, I can think of at least one 'victim', just need to find the ideal wielder now....
:twisted:
goes off and scrubs up her strap on....sorry newbies best cover your eyes :twisted:
Quote by marmalaid
OK, so for those of us who have not received from a Strap On Equipped lady, what is it like? Can you actually cum like that, or is it just pleasurable?
I might try it.. takers? lol

Like I said, it was good, would do it again. I didn't come because of it, I don't think I would have done, but when i did come it was fantastic, not sure that was because of the intense hornyness of the entire situation, or because of the any stimulation. Probably a bit of both tbh.
Like most things, it's worth a go, if you are prepared to let go of your inhibitions then how do you know you don't like it unless you try it? (or as The Beautiful South sang, "How do you know you can't swim until you have drowned?")
i know known guys who have cum thro anal sex :twisted:
not all usually better if they have someone sucking then while being shagged, rather than just anal

Quote by marmalaid
Like I said, it was good, would do it again. I didn't come because of it, I don't think I would have done, but when i did come it was fantastic, not sure that was because of the intense hornyness of the entire situation, or because of the any stimulation. Probably a bit of both tbh.

if it was good and it made the orgasum so much better...have to ask why you say you wouldn't do it again?
Quote by Deviated Prevert
It's more that they appear out of the woodwork and circle like vultures every time an innocent n00b says the A word. wink

but this is a sex/swingers site, newbies or not surly noone who comes on here would be offended/upset at the though of a woman with a bloody strap on?? :shock:
Quote by Deviated Prevert
Well it's a different first post, apart from being one of the most common thread topics after 'is my cock big enough?'.
Can't/won't (take your pick which) comment I'm afraid, except to say that the search button is your friend wink

Not to him, DP, or he wouldn't have asked it.
Chris
Fair comment.
Having said that, at least I didn't choose to assume that he meant being thoroughly rodgered by a strap-on equipped lady for comic effect (and to see if we can make the newbies squirm). I did consider it, but then realised that that's pretty much how the last two or three of these threads ended up going. Where's Blue when you need her?
and whats wrong with a strap on equipped lady??