Quote by tonys50
Thankyou for the replies...... I maybe should be more was having anal sex with a female.I am not sure if am unlucky,and my wife is totally turned off by this,or if thats the normal female reaction.I maybe should of known that this subject as been totally worn to bits,as is the size of ones cock : nice to meet you all

well seeing as your on a swingers site why not meet a couple whos woman does like anal that way you can shag her arse and your mrs can do normal sex with the other fella

Quote by doc1011
Try it with someone, use a massage parlour if needs be (I got my first BJ and Anal from one as my ex missus wouldn't do either!)!

you had to pay for a bj cause your wife wouldn't give you one? :shock: :shock:
surly that can't be true

Quote by TallFunLondon
But I like Vanilla!
So why equate it to boring?

how about raspberry ripple then?

Quote by TallFunLondon
I haven't always been involved in swinging, and I have had so called 'Vanilla' relationships, and some of those women were far from boring in bed!
Just because someone isn't an exhibitionist or likes lots of other bodies, does not make them dull and predictable.
That is just my opinion

actually i agree....must be ill
all cause someone does not swing does not make them boring in bed

why whats wrong with vanilla?
no matter what word you use it will have the same meaning so why change it?

Quote by doc1011
I haven't always been involved in swinging, and I have had so called 'Vanilla' relationships, and some of those women were far from boring in bed!
Just because someone isn't an exhibitionist or likes lots of other bodies, does not make them dull and predictable.
That is just my opinion

actually i agree....must be ill
all cause someone does not swing does not make them boring in bed

Quote by couple_ne2000
*Hijack*
Love the new avator Marmalaid

theres a thread on it somewhere
but back to the question in had......lets have a poll

Quote by Darkfire

many moons ago b4 i met paul my partner that was then used to shag about behind my back, anyone i found out about this, as we women do (no not turning this into a cheating post just had to be said as its part of the story )
Anyway i decided not to let on str8 away that i knew and though it best to keep it to myself till i though of something to do to pay him back, woman scorned n all that then i idea hit me like a bolt of lightening......it was summer at the time and he worked on a building site...and what do hard grafting workers do in the summer? sweat and plenty of it so the night b4 i soaked his underpants in neat bleach and put them on the radiator to dry

tell you what tho it was months b4 he got another shag, have you ever seen what sweaty bleached undies does to a guys bollox

Quote by Darkfire

:evil2: have i ever told you the story about Olbas Oil? :twisted:

no but please do

many moons ago b4 i met paul my partner that was then used to shag about behind my back, anyone i found out about this, as we women do (no not turning this into a cheating post just had to be said as its part of the story )
Anyway i decided not to let on str8 away that i knew and though it best to keep it to myself till i though of something to do to pay him back, woman scorned n all that then i idea hit me like a bolt of lightening......it was summer at the time and he worked on a building site...and what do hard grafting workers do in the summer? sweat and plenty of it so the night b4 i soaked his underpants in neat bleach and put them on the radiator to dry

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
I notice that the ""Lock This Thread" is winning
DAWN === Take note hun :P

there you go dawn consider yourself told

Quote by veejay
Its like asking the question who likes sex more, men or women.....

Quote by Dawn_Mids
So spank me, I was bad
I added to the poll

who did you vote for tho?

Quote by Darkfire
:evil2: have i ever told you the story about Olbas Oil? :twisted:

no but please do

Quote by Darkfire
Forgive me Father for I have sinned...
Many moons ago, I had a bf who, quite frankly, was a bit of a twat. This particular relationship was understandably short lived but from which I have some very fond memories.

Anyway, one particular day we'd had a 'disagreement' about women's roles within the home, his major point being that tea should be on the table waiting for when he got in from work. Now, me being me, was not too impressed with this 'serve my dinner at 6pm' order, but decided the best policy would be perhaps to bite my tongue and just get on with it.....
So, I did. That particular evening I did tea, nice home-made steak and kidney pie & gravy, promptly served at 6pm without further problem. I left him to eat in front of the TV, while I cleared up in the kitchen, and making sure I hid the 3 empty tins of Pedigree Chum at the bottom of the bin. :twisted:
Oh, and if he's reading this and thinking :shock: :shock: , I aint sorry either !!
What is my pennance for this culinary sin Father? :twisted:

you mind works soooooooooooo much like mine its scary

Quote by dargento
was a fantastic night

course it was i was there :lol2:

Quote by Darkfire
Forgive me Father for I have sinned...
Many moons ago, I had a bf who, quite frankly, was a bit of a twat. This particular relationship was understandably short lived but from which I have some very fond memories.

Anyway, one particular day we'd had a 'disagreement' about women's roles within the home, his major point being that tea should be on the table waiting for when he got in from work. Now, me being me, was not too impressed with this 'serve my dinner at 6pm' order, but decided the best policy would be perhaps to bite my tongue and just get on with it.....
So, I did. That particular evening I did tea, nice home-made steak and kidney pie & gravy, promptly served at 6pm without further problem. I left him to eat in front of the TV, while I cleared up in the kitchen, and making sure I hid the 3 empty tins of Pedigree Chum at the bottom of the bin. :twisted:
Oh, and if he's reading this and thinking :shock: :shock: , I aint sorry either !!
What is my pennance for this culinary sin Father? :twisted:

a pat on the back my child

Quote by treasurechest
I have to confess I have not only been cheating on my partner but also corrupting and indulging others as often as I can. I have come across women in a similar situation to myself and we have fornicated many many times with no other thought than the great pleasures it has given us....and we have strayed from the vanilla path and lo and behold we have done things and in so many ways it is the most marvelous sin one can imagine.....but I have to confess....I will do it again and again, whenever I can!

Quote by AtomCom
So this is a pointless poll ??
So what would you call a useful poll :
Instead of being just rude and saying oh this rubbish, why do you not suggest something better :!: :!: :!:

Quote by marmalaid
your such a good damn tart :lol2:

bloody cheat

Quote by marmalaid
You naughty
I know which bed I'd prefer to be on