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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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oooooo i'm with you on this one, spots just have to be squeezed, my teenage daughter gets really pissed off with me lol kids eh
P.S like the new avatar marms very nice.......wonder how many guys get the :shock: of their life now after PMing you for a shag with the legs lol lol
sorry hijack over wink
Quote by Cheetah
I have to confess I have not only been cheating on my partner but also corrupting and indulging others as often as I can. I have come across women in a similar situation to myself and we have fornicated many many times with no other thought than the great pleasures it has given us....and we have strayed from the vanilla path and lo and behold we have done things and in so many ways it is the most marvelous sin one can imagine.....but I have to confess....I will do it again and again, whenever I can!

well so long as you send your next woman to me after you have done you will be forgiven :lol2:
Quote by sorts
have also to confess to having over 300 quids worth of free food cd's & dvd's from tesco over last couple of weeks biggrin biggrin
doing 10 hail marys & going back tomorrow for more lol biggrin

how did you manage that? not shop lifting i hope? :shock: lol
Quote by debz4u
However you label yourself, surely it's very important to be honest?
I know I'd much rather someone saw a picture of me and decided than meet me based on a lie. I know I'm fat and I say so. Rather get ignored for that or turned down than meet someone who thought I was smaller and them say 'fuck off fat bitch OR fuck off BBW'
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indeed thats what i said i just say im not thin show pics let them decide .id never say im bbw
pics are always best anyway as size very much has a lot to do with your height, i have a friend whos a size 18 but cause shes about 6 bloody foot she does not look over weight, so you can't always go by dress size, it is best to just show pics, or meet at munches etc then people can decide if they like you or not without putting labels on ourselves wink
Quote by Darkfire

(but I've gotta say.......
OOooooooo this bloody thread!!!!! :fuckinghell: :taz: banghead banghead banghead

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
i know i know i keep hoping it will piss off but everytime someone adds to it and brings it back i just can't resist lol
moth to the flame luv, i was trying so hard not to click on this thread again too!! rolleyes it's like trying to walk past a cream cake shop, resistance is futile :lol2:
best make mine a cream horn then :twisted:
Quote by blueocean
We bought 2 tins of Quality Street on Saturday and only have half a tin left. redface redface

thats normal in our house i buy about 30 selection boxes every bloody year and only have 3 kids lol
Quote by Darkfire
(but I've gotta say.......
OOooooooo this bloody thread!!!!! :fuckinghell: :taz: banghead banghead banghead

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
i know i know i keep hoping it will piss off but everytime someone adds to it and brings it back i just can't resist lol
Quote by EagerSlut
i once got sleazy (my hubby to those who don't know us) arrested for being a stalker cause i was pissed off with him

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Did he have bad breath or something? :twisted:

lol no, someone posted a thread asking what the maddest thing you ever did was only a few days ago so i've copied my reply from there saved me typing it all out again wink
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Don't know if this is the kind of thing your talking about but when people asks about mad things we have done this always springs to mind for me
starts off a bit boring but keep with it its quite funny at the end, well i think so lol
a few years ago me and sleazy (the hubby for those who don't know us) was walking down the street in the next village to where we lived then, having a bit of a bust up, as you do, anyway things got a bit heated and we was shouting rather loud next thing we know a cop car pulls up at the side of us and asks if everything is ok :shock:
So what do i say?
oh yes everything is fine hes my hubby and we just had a fall out? NOOOOOOOOO
i said....well no i'm not actually this guy has been following me for about 2 miles now and he not leave me alone......to this they arrested him and took him off in the car :lol2:
i just went home and made a cuppa lol
i'm big and i'm beautiful but then i'd just be god damn gorgeous no matter what size i was :lol2:
ok ok i fooking lie too bolt
i once got sleazy (my hubby to those who don't know us) arrested for being a stalker cause i was pissed off with him
I don't think anyone thinks all big women are beatiful, just as all slim women are not beatiful, i think as i have said b4 BBW is a term used by guys who think big IS beatiful not that all big women ARE beatiful, and as so many woman have said its a tearm they use to let other know that they are over weight, they are not saying...hey look at me arn't i a stunner!!
I could be wrong thats just how i see it bolt
a) most common sexual position (you think)?missionary
b) most abventurous position you have tried (men or woman)? depends on your sence of adverture, shagging that guy at the AC/DC concert was pretty adventorus lol
c) hardest position to get into (without doin yourself a mischief)? having a guy shag you from behind while your at a AC/DC concert :lol2:....all that pushing and shoving really puts you off and that was just the croud rolleyes
d) the most penetrative position (as in ow that hurt)? doggy with a vwe guy wink
and the most important of all;
e) the most pleasureable position you (again for men or women)?i like being on top best but facing away from the guy...i know i know i'm just boring rolleyes
my answers in red wink
Right i'm going to let of steam now....i know its not like me lol
Cock size!
what is to with guys? theres been 4 threads started today alone about the size of cocks in one form or another :shock:
i though as adults on a swingers site we had a understanding thats we don't care if your not 12+
guys.......can you just be happy with what you have and stop worring? wink
Quote by postie
I just want to see if I have something I can offer .. lol
What to know if I can be called WE or VWE or VVWE ... lol

or maggot? :lol2:
nope not a maggot i've had his pic wink wink
Quote by Osmosis
Spiders. Hate the fuckers. They have no use now humanity's invented the rolled up newspaper.

ermmm actually they have a very good use, the eat flies who throw up on your food and spread all kinds of gearms, yet noone dislikes flies dunno
Quote by AtomCom
I just want to see if I have something I can offer .. lol
What to know if I can be called WE or VWE or VVWE ... lol

giz a look and i'll tell you wink
Quote by marmalaid
awww alex noone noticed when i hit 4000 either kiss

That'd be because you are so inconspicuous and quiet
bolt
well thats true
Quote by postie
Sorry to be a day late NN, missed this yesterday somehow rolleyes
Congrats on your 1st SH anniversary ! Yep you yap like it's going out of fashion, but it wouldn't be the same without you ! kiss

it was only posed today you numpty lol
i only realised today i had been here a year rolleyes
bluexxx :shock: you do ask some really odd questions you know lol
i suppose a shags a shag at the end iof the day but its much easier to just go to a club so my votes
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
to vanilla's to much like bloody hard work