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Quote by bluexxx
We were similar in some ways but massively different in others. Oddly I don't think it was the big differences that were the problem -- we seemed to sweat the small stuff, and never get around that :crazy:

My old boss, who I worked for when the ex and I were together, once said to me that you can learn to live with political/ideological differences etc, but the things like folding the toothpaste tube up wrong, or not making the bed, that'd be the stuff that could drive a relationship over the edge.
I have to admit that the bloke who had his sagging eyes tucked and the woman who had her tummy tucked both looked good afterwards. I can't deny that. I was just really horrified at the brutality of the actual procedures. :scared:
Not sure I could put myself through it, although I am sure I would quite possibly see the benefits!
Watching a programme on Channel 4 about anti-ageing.
The plastic surgery looks brutal. :scared:
So, my question is, would you consider plastic surgery for cosmetic reasons?
Me? I'm not so sure. I'm a wimp. Utter wimp. And I'd be paranoid about complications. But... if I lost lots of weight & had excess skin then I could see how/why someone might choose to do it.
Quote by bluexxx
I've never been given explicit permission to post in someone else's forum.

:grin:
I've been to paradise.
But I've never been to me.
(Wondering if that's familiar to essex34m's dodgy music collection)
:haha:
You beat me to it! :giggle: Was just doing some washing up & thought ooh, I know a good I have never post :karaoke: :giggle:
I would naively, or rather optimistically, like to think everyone did.
Is there not some unspoken doggers' code?
Quote by bluexxx
well...think the say goes..." they are Ex's for a reason " still shag most of them thou given the chance..lol

LOL. Yes, I guess that's true in general.
Though, to be serious about this (for once), I think the success of any second dips at a relationship would depend on what the problems were in the first place.
Exactly. This is why the ex and I could never make it work although we tried. We drive each other mad! lol
Quote by bluexxx
1. They feed appropriate semi-liquid metals to genetically engineered rabbits, and they poo them out.

Well, who'da thunk it! worship
3. Nolaville :inlove:
It's a state of mind. :twisted:
And there are several things to keep visitors entertained :rascal:
"In Nolaville you could almost see other dimensions. There's only one day at a time here, then it's tonight and then tomorrow will be today again."
“Don't you just love those long rainy afternoons in Nolaville when an hour isn't just an hour - but a little piece of eternity dropped into your hands - and who knows what to do with it?”
Quote by bluexxx
On the new-style spreadsheet, could there be a little something extra for shagging Happy Cats?
:haha:

Yes. I think there must be. At least oooh, 100 points?! :twisted:
Quote by bluexxx
I've never shagged Happy Cats, though I have dreamed of it many times
:rude:

I've never shagged Happy Cats and now I'm wondering if it's something I shouldbe dreaming of? dunno
Quote by Tasitus
I'd flash them the chestacular boobage sillyhwoar:

Can I become a new member again - please please please !!!
:rascal: Do you need banning? whip smackbottom
Quote by Tasitus
Can we all join in ?? passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss:

Yeah, 'cos this is a public-forum-thang :giggle:
Ahhhh. The ex. *sigh*
I have one, y'know, THE one. The one that definitely got away. That one.
He's hot. I find him unbelievably sexually attractive.
But we're fundamentally incompatible in terms of a relationship. We've been together. Then not. Then again. Then sometimes when we shouldn't be.
Now, we're just pals. And, whilst I can appreciate his attractiveness, I no longer pine for him emotionally. We meet occasionally for coffee & we exchange pleasantries. Occasionally there will be a brushing of hands and I will actually physically gasp. But chemistry is chemistry. The past is the past.
We've moved on.
He still figures in the odd ladywank fantasy scenario though :lickface:
Quote by Lost
When in the throws of orgasm what words usually pour forth from your mouth? I have to admit to using the words in the topic title.

Hmmm.... I don't know blink
I shall have to have some orgasms and figure it out :twisted:
<<< Off to inbox.
Quote by bluexxx
I've been told by various people who know me well enough, that I'm a cross between Sheldon Cooper and Leonard Hofstadter.
They may have a point... rolleyes

I have to say, Leonard is kinda cute.
:thumbup: I concur.
Quote by bluexxx
I've lurked around on this site for a few years now but never posted before, so I'm not sure if I'm an old noobie or a new oldie! :smile:

I'm sure we could arrange for some of the has-beens - sorry, old hands ;) - to y'know, help you settle in... :rascal:
Is this to coinside with the launch of the next Pervy Points Competition? :grin:
Corrupting a new member :twisted: That has real potential. :rascal:
Quote by Dirtygirly
Haha!! I've just been doing some research for the show for next week and there are some cracking clips on you tube from 80's shows! I'd like to see the Flumps again but I recorded Trumpton one Sunday and it was a total disappointment! I fear I may sully my memory of the Flumps if I watch it again now.
I was in the Dynasty camp though... never Dallas! :mrgreen:

Oh. The Flumps. Love. :inlove:
Quote by Qbu
I've lurked around on this site for a few years now but never posted before, so I'm not sure if I'm an old noobie or a new oldie! :smile:

I'm sure we could arrange for some of the has-beens - sorry, old hands ;) - to y'know, help you settle in... :rascal:
Quote by Dirtygirly
Is there such a thing as a part-time bisexual?
dunno

I prefer situationally-bi wink
Quote by Dirtygirly
Someone could maybe work this new calculation into the spreadsheet innocent

:bounce: Let's play Pervy Points Challenge again!
Now, where's DG... she was last in charge of the spreadsheet, from memory. :twisted:
Nope... Angel Chat was fully responsible for the spreadsheet! Not guilty! :smug:
Ooooh ok... now where's the (not so) angelic one? :angel: :evil2:
Quote by Dirtygirly
Cold Feet (on video!!) I no longer own a video recorder so I have no idea why I keep this shit!

I am currently sorting out my spare room. Why I keep most things I keep is a bloody mystery! blink
Having been reminded of Queer as Folk in another thread, my question is this: which old TV programmes would you like to see back on your screen? And, as a supplementary question, would you want the old show re-run or would you like an as-they-are-now type of re-launch?
Am thinking...