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noladreams
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 48
UK

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Quote by Thebonediggers
think this was mine....unfortunately our previous incarnation was deleted from the records, so all posts made under the name bonedigger are nameless,therefore unsearchable....... :cry:
if this wasnt the first, it is definately in the first 10 i ever made.
room for some newbies??
1st May 2007 - 5:58pm
Hi Shaz.....do you have any room for some very inexperienced newbies at your house party hun?
Look forward to hearing from you
Shaz xxx (aka Mrs Bonedigger)

wave Hello you! I was searching before for a thread of yours to post in my favourites in the archaeology thread... I must look some more!
Quote by varca
Virtually drunk, fab idea Nola biggrin
<---------------turns on the jacuzzi, right let's get this party started :D

:bounce: Oooh okay... now we need some Forum eye candy in here to bend over and pour!
Quote by BIoke
Awwww sweety !!! I feel like I`ve let ya down ! What can I do to make it up to you ??

Gunk on my face? It doesn't make you gay or even bi... if you can shoot a long way, you don't even have to be close! :rascal:
<<< is sure he's actually used that line late at night in a lorry park at some point :shock:
Lorry park?! Did you not use that line on Saturday? :giggle:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Dam, just noticed the date and was just going to offer to take some pics for him :twisted:
I was getting all hot and bothered at the chance of having Mal's bottom parading around my kitchen for an afternoon or three lol

See Bloke's 'Challenge' thread - he's all about digging up people's first posts or a giggle!
And one of Resonance's:
Shag Wars - the SH Film - http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/292697.html
Quote by BIoke
Bilko`s in the house :scared:

F**k, I opened this with my hand in my pants and a tube of lube in the other. I thought you were about to offer.. lol
rotflmao Filth!
My adventures with Bloke :giggle:
No, seriously, I am going to start writing this year - I've decided I'll aim to have some short stories published before I get onto the novel. It was my childhood ambition to be a best-selling author. I always wanted to write historical/fantasy/adventure-type books - knights in shining armour used to be my speciality and then I read David Eddings' The Elenium series and realised I would never be able to create another Sparhawk so why bother.
I'll find my voice, I hope.
Great link btw - I read the article yesterday.
Quote by BIoke
Bump... as always, good, honest advice from Freckledbird, this mad eme spit my dinner all over my laptop :rascal:

Bloke, I'll move this into the Cafe as not about a current Meet.
*stampsfeet*
Evil huh?! Well, that's you and me through.....
*flounces*
:giggle:
Sorry for resurrecting, but I was looking for Bloke's first post for him and this thread made me smile.
Anyone else know any sexual myths or misconceptions we can shatter?
The Lost Herd of Hugs was funny:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/152201.html
Found in the Liverpool Social thread, 20th August 2006:
Quote by noladreams
Great to meet you all last night.
And thanks (again!) to Linda and Omar for doing the organising.
See you all again soon.
Noladreams30

Aaahh, I was polite - and only 30 back then! lol
Quote by BIoke
I remember when we eagerly awaited the next installment of 'bluexx takes Denise Dogging dressed as a schoolgirl in the Lancashire wilderness' :rascal: When the Dogging part of the site made for hilarious reading, when you never knew just who JudyTV was going to push down stairs next :-? When you could barely read her story anyway as she always typed in pink (which made is even funnier!) when Lep posted of his naughty 'tours' of the UK, when Mal taught us all how to go Dogging the 'right' way (and took some of us in the fog :-?). When socials and Munches were about catching up with friends and having fun as opposed to avoiding people or scanning the lists to see if anyone I didn't 'like' was going sad When Polo blinded us with her always well-proven and logical arguments and challenged us to think about things in a different way, when Mr Powers took cover each time I appeared but secretly enoyed the banter and when I was still single... and gay! How times change smile
Don't get me wrong, I know times change and that's really good but it's still the people that make it what it is and people don't change that much - behaviour is still the same whatever the timeline. Right now a lot of us (me included) seem to be operating on the 'bad day' side of the coin - i.e. assertive becomes agressive, detailed becomes boring and reflective becomes stubborn.

Hmmm... thought-provoking for a Sunday morning Mr Bloke sir!
I've chopped lots but there are a couple of things I would like to respond to: aahhhh, the halcyon days of the forum! I wasn't around in the days of bluexxx and Judytv and I don't believe I've had the pleasure of reading about one of lep's 'tours' but, from my hours spent in the forum archives, it all seems hilarious and I wish I had been. Thing is, even though I wasn't around way back when, there have been many times since I've been an active forumite that the forum has been funny, witty, poignant, educational... it's up to us, the users, to make it that way again.
The 'bad day' side of the coin: an interesting concept too. I agree that yes, I think there is a tendency at the moment to be overly negative. As a keen forum user, and latterly a Mod, I wish there was more positivity. Again though, it's down to all the forumites to make that happen.
Now, would someone please resurrect some of the threads Bloke mentioned in Nimbus' archaeology thread... I for one would love a good chuckle!
:giggle:
Quote by mancunian
Shall we borrow the SH Minibus and we can all get in.

Why? Where you taking us? :rascal:
Quote by Jna1
Hi
Am i allowed to vote for my husbands cock lol
A handsome cock if I ever i saw one :-)
If you are curious, take a look at our profile pics, it's the one in the foreground on the rude one :-)
Alison
x

lol Slick! I wonder how many people sneak a peek... I'm resisting the temptation at the mo but I bet I do eventually! wink
Quote by mancunian
Blimey as if the thought of the shoes wasn't enough, now matching lingerie.
Hell I need a cold shower, I'm getting needy. wink

What is it about men and shoes?! :twisted:
I'm not really a fan of bondage chairs... they suggest discomfort and when I'm out, I like to sit comfortably to perve!
Quote by earthchild
can i have a flute of sparkly pink stuff before i venture out please

I'll join you Earthy... Let's have a toast! :cheers:
Quote by BIoke
Oh and Bloke, when I write my memoir you'll have a chapter dedicated just to your hot, hung self... I promise!
:giggle:

Yes but will Anthony, Dave & the beefy landscaper be involved too? If not, no deal... go fetch and bring that nice Geordie man back with you too please :rascal:
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Oooh, yes... and I was thinking we could also include Gerald, the Judge and Lawrence, the ex-rugby player turned hand model?
In fact, feck it, we've got a bestseller on our hands... let's get scribbling!
P.S. Nice Geordie man? Which one? :rascal:
Quote by trashcan01
Looking to the left of me

That made me grin, you soppy so and so!
wink
I can't say I've been in this situation.
Occasionally at Munches/Socials I meet people who I have chatted with in chat and I usually go away with a better impression of them - but then I'm rubbish with the dynamics and politics of the chatroom. It certainly makes me interact with people differently once I've met them.
Erm... I think I just waffled a bit. redface
:thumbup: A really interesting thread - I am always surprised when I learn things on here. And I don't say that in a sarcastic manner, I genuinely mean it!
Quote by poshkate
As far as I'm aware, this book was first published in 2006. The publisher is not conneced with the site wink

yep... And something tells me she'd have to have disguised names etc. I've read the book; it might not be some highbrow classic but from memory it was better than many of the subsequent sex memoirs that came out.
It is all personal choice isn't it, to buy or not to buy or to read or not to read?
Oh and Bloke, when I write my memoir you'll have a chapter dedicated just to your hot, hung self... I promise!
:giggle:
Quote by flower411
Do you think that this debate has a lot to do with whether you are a townie or of rural persuasion rather than what social class you purport to belong to?
It's just I can't see fox-hunting even being on the radars of the folks in my local constituency come May. dunno

Exactly ....somebody stated earlier that this is not a significant issue !!
The fact that he has a lot to say on the matter when it`s so insignificant to him just goes to show the level of ignorance that we are dealing with !
Flower, I can feel strongly and passionately about an issue which has no direct impact on my life - that is not ignorance. As can other people. If you start a debate on an issue, surely you expect there to be differing views?
Why are we who oppose your view being branded as ignorant?
Fox-hunting, in my opinion, is wrong. Fox-hunting, in my opinion, is not a vote-changing issue in a general election. That doesn't - or shouldn't - stop me (and others like me) being able to express our opinions.