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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · County Durham

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Quote by earthchild
13 yr old, cemetary, leaves up my ass
and it hurt
as for the date, no idea
Earthy x
ya sure it wernt a tree- sum lol
for me is when we are on a big social neet oot ,and watching the mrs do her rounds chatting to ppl then also watching her flirt with other fems her body language on the dance floor knowing which fem she fancys then watch her go in for the killkiss lol at a big social we done few months ago i watched her flirt dance with a str8 fem that ended with a sexy smooch then snog now that was horny :lol:
as in football the fa decided at certain levels think its under 8s or 9s no competive games as was spoilt by parents by a win at any costs attitude it took the joy from kids just wanting to play i disagree with academys that take kids from a very young age and tell them they cant play at grass roots lev ie newcastle academy wont let them play on sundays for there own local teams so in our local team our goalkeeper cant play for us ,for every kid that makes it in footy theres thousands that dont and miss a lot of there fun sundays with there local teams and mates .up here in the north east schools dont even have a league its just freindly games when i was at school we had a and b leagues at the end sports should be enjoyed for youngsters if they aint good at them they wont bother sport is for all not just who ever is great at them ,being in a sporting family all mine are encouraged to enjoy not just win its the taking part that counts.
cause ppl de still gan oot we posted the other week it still happens just been in reet place at reet time but theres been a big police op where they been into the car parks stopping ppl it happened to us we got stopped but its light neets now so it will take off more when the dark neets come just wait and see,
well what can we say but wat a mint neet la this munch was took from the ashes and made into another success big thanks to all who turned up to support earthy as she was mega stressed after takin this event on but as always for a ne function they came they drunk and they sang cool some great crack and humour as arlways lol and big thanks to arl that hoyed sum money into the bag .and for afters back at club e :lol: was fun to untill mrs cream murdered a poor defenceless slug but thats another story :lol: :lol: roll on the next one la oo and tar for the kisses ya nar wee :lol:
Quote by earthchild
Munch virgins us I think tho mr joy disagrees said darlo was a munch but i dont remember a badge
Joy

first darlo was, 2nd wasnt i dont think i know i have 1 badge from darlowernt it took owa last min job by creams...any way just been on sky news bout cake flu ffs so leave cake under oor beeds and ill git rid of the basid wink
Quote by n1cebren4u
plz may i cum to your party i hope someone can verify me i am not a fake honest im so real and is it possible to book bed space plz i think that northy might vouch for me
ty hope to meet you all real soon pmsl xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx brenda xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxlol
brennyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
niva met her in me life,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,or me next fooka either lol :lol:
Quote by earthchild
can i come - i'll be good - promise lol
JP xxx

aww fook another badge to make rolleyes
you're added pm on way winksome 1 badge-ring ya like lol :lol:
Quote by us_2_north_east
its meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ya worst nightmare im back lol told ya u couldnt get rid of me that easy lol would like to a say great big thank you to everyone for there kind get well wishes and there phone calls ya kept me going thanks again everyone all my love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ffs i got a tex sayin am a swine ffs la biggrin :D :D
Quote by earthchild
can you give us a little c next to our name to confirm us please. lol hotel booked. K n P

sure will, sorry thought i had redface
And we've just gone to page 1 to make sure that we have a little cby our names :lol:
lol you sure bloody have lolffs dont tell them what the c stands for or they winint de the disco :lol: :lol: :twisted:
Quote by Mr-cream123
us lol

you want ya bed ....providing g doesn't pull the curtain of the wall again rolleyesaye giv her a pen so she can just draw them lol
er cany shocked after knowing u 2 all these years but hey never think bad about your self hunni you are a very sexy lass and all we can say is its his loss. now hard to think but life goes on so dont wait about get on with your life , same thing happened to me then something comes along and it kicks off again i wadnt change what happened as my life got better and better and still does and i know it will for you to babe .xxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Dave__Notts
why have i got a c ffs should be b plus at least lol

She couldn't find the U or the N or the T :lol: bolt
Dave_Nottsbit rich for sum 1 wee gets lost at a "you are here" map :lol:
Quote by Mental_Jazz
sorry peeps cant make this one..have a great nite and catch ya all real soon !
Jazz
ffs no clowns now la :cry:
Quote by Dave__Notts
Can I have the dinner, if a woman just wants the sexy night?
bolt
Dave_Notts
dont you think ya got enough on ya plate wiv her indoors lol delete dave mara ya nar whats shes like wiv the left hook :lol:
update on the pie saga.............oor lass thout it looked ok but she dont eat pies(ill remember that when shes after a bi fem) but after 2 empty plates the binlid admitted he gave his to the dog just hope ne vet bill on the way lol :cry: now pass that takeaway menu :lol: so dirty thats how ya like ya eggs in the morn :lol: