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Quote by flower411
I`m good in the kitchen too, it come with years of practice, dont think because we`re women that we know how to do it, when i first got married i slow cooked a casserole for 4 dayswas still awful and went in the bin
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Good point - excellent point in fact.
Cooking doesn't come from your genes. It comes from prefering to eat than starve. Anyone that can learn to drive a car, paint a wall or access the internet can learn how to cook. It just needs some reading of instructions, practice and a willingness to have a go. At least you can't crash an omelette. (Just don't eat pink chicken) :giggle:
Awww yes ...cooking to eat is fine ....we can all rustle up an omlette or fry a burger and stick a bit of salad in the bun
But for a man ....serving a starter, a main course and a dessert on a date is just soooooo gonna get ya laid
where the fook do ya get a 3 course micro meal then :lol: Sex God
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well usually when oor lass gans away its takeaways bit sick of it anyway i thought i fancy making a corn beef pie :lol: so was owa the moon when i went to peel some tatties as there were some mega big fookers :lol: as i hate peeling littel things so sorted that oot. went to open tin of corn beef the fooka opener snapped so the er hacksaw came in off with the top done sorted mashed the tatties couldnt find the grater for the corn beef (ffs where de woman hide things in a small kitchen) oor lass bought me some arl ready made up pastry hey what a fook on to get it same shape as the bowl la fookin flour arl owa the gaff where i was told to put doon for the other to be rolled anyway got it sorted in the oven and had to ask creams what oven setting for the heat anyway pie came oot cany bit of a weirld shape on the top :lol: but ended up talin ages as had to hoover kitchen and get a bath :lol: any fooka else useless in the kitchen 
bit sick of it anyway i thought i fancy making a corn beef pie :lol: so was owa the moon when i went to peel some tatties as there were some mega big fookers :lol: as i hate peeling littel things so sorted that oot. went to open tin of corn beef the fooka opener snapped so the er hacksaw came in off with the top done sorted mashed the tatties couldnt find the grater for the corn beef (ffs where de woman hide things in a small kitchen) oor lass bought me some arl ready made up pastry hey what a fook on to get it same shape as the bowl la fookin flour arl owa the gaff where i was told to put doon for the other to be rolled anyway got it sorted in the oven and had to ask creams what oven setting for the heat anyway pie came oot cany bit of a weirld shape on the top :lol: but ended up talin ages as had to hoover kitchen and get a bath :lol: any fooka else useless in the kitchen Sex God
Quote by creampie123i nar them signals c
Yeah me and the mr often give each other signals about how we feel about whatever is happening.
I never dare look to see what's happening with the other bloke or between the couple we are meeting, incase they see me spying
1 squeeze that pie out of ya cheeks.... means ya dont swallow
2 explode the cooker......lets get the fook outa here
3 fall down some ones stairs .........there beed room stinks
4 set the pillows on fire ... mm hes hot :lol:
god c i could gan on and on :lol: :lol:
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as said "get carter" beach scene blackhall billy elliot easington and seaham 1 scene from alien film
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well well what can i say but" ow ya basid that fookin hurt la lol" aye another cany neet in the north east thanks m and cassie for being god hosts and a nice breky even though cassie talks to the blinds 
me arse is redder than t3 this morn 
it was ok till shaz starting jump off next doors wall with the fookin belt :lol: :lol: and think mr 2p likes it really he went back for aye great neet oh and bren tyne was gutted ya went as he had sumit planned for ya back his honest :twisted: :twisted: hehe on list for next 1 mara :lol:
for being god hosts and a nice breky even though cassie talks to the blinds me arse is redder than t3 this morn it was ok till shaz starting jump off next doors wall with the fookin belt :lol: :lol: and think mr 2p likes it really he went back for aye great neet oh and bren tyne was gutted ya went as he had sumit planned for ya back his honest :twisted: :twisted: hehe on list for next 1 mara :lol: Sex God
is it reet or just a rumour creams won the lotto and are supplying all the drink
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Quote by earthchildand ya folks where there when me and g got ya tv for ya b/d
well most of my friends know, some work colleagues know, my sister knows, my mother keeps mentioning orgies i go off too
ffs loads of you have met my family
soo i dont really lie i just dont give all information
er i thout they wada been gone before he turned up honest :lol: Sex God
Quote by Zeddiesi can am skink as fook lol no probs glad ya enjoyed
Thanks for an excellent night GnT, really enjoyed ourselves, can't wait for the next one.
xxx
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Quote by elsa1968that what ya git when ya open them legs that wide good job thats arl that ripped :lol: any way big big thanks to all the ppl wee turned up last neet as its you the ne party peeps who turn up in good numbers what eva the weather 60 odd i counted and with 2 munches coming up just shows the north east is one of the places to be,anyway 330 we got in after i prised mrs norths lips off a very nice girl :lol: and by the time we got in i was seeing twins :lol: (private joke)and please stop asking when the next one is as am feeling rather sickypoos
twat just put our names down 4 nxt pink hun and confirm us aswell lol aslong as theres no more talk aboot jibblets errrrrrrrrrrr and ya dont rip me skirt off
again big thanks to the peeps wee turned up the north east ...the place to party on doon la :lol: Sex God
Quote by elsa1968
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Just when ya thout ya were safe from mitch pink 8 is cumin soon at a gay area near you (chips over the moon) so get ya names doon and hotels booked as the best neet oot is back :lol:
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Quote by elsa1968like my hands
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Hi Shaun was at zeddies with me Northy xxxx
