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28 Jul 2004

Quote by corriefem
Been done I want a FEET competition. I would eneter that one lol

Ooh, yucky. :scared: :scared:
I've got disgusting feet. bolt

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28 Jul 2004

Gorgeous bum wink

Mr novice had two faves, and your's was one of them. biggrin

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28 Jul 2004

I've sent you both. biggrin

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27 Jul 2004

Oops, sorry Mr Darcy redface

Steve's only responsible for the pics. lol

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27 Jul 2004

Just incase you have, here's Steve's thread. biggrin

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/13740/120.html

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27 Jul 2004

Quote by sandman
Let me rephrase my question then - without seeming rude - but all the couples that want females only are generally gorgeous and the couples looking for a single guy generally aren't so......

Mmmm, I dont regard myself as gorgeous, so...........
:2fingers: :2fingers:

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27 Jul 2004

Quote by Reese
P.S. BTW, is it true what they say in that last sentence? That watching men have sex together is a common fantasy among women?

Yes, it's true for me, it's a huge turn on. blast

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26 Jul 2004

We've met one guy from the forums , and several from our photo ad. :cheers: :cheers:

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26 Jul 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
I would like to add, that if anybody felt I was dull, or found any other aspect of my personality off putting in anyway, but shagged me regardless, I would feel totally violated.
Venusxxx

Very well said Venus.

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26 Jul 2004

When I first saw this post, I thought no, I cant add to it, I dont have that problem. :shock:
But I've just asked Mr novice! redface

Apparently, years ago, when I was very drunk, I did let one rip on him while he was 'down there'! redface

He said it was like a breath of fresh air in comparison. lol

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26 Jul 2004

Be honest with her. wink

Unless you did or said something to make her believe otherwise, she'll know already. rolleyes

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22 Jul 2004

Eh? :shock:
It's only 7 minutes since I read this! :shock:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/16271.html

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22 Jul 2004

I've just been reading forums without logging in, you can see the results then. dunno

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22 Jul 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
am not interested in who played her.. i want to know what was she like??
was she quiet and subdued like me?

I cant really remember much about her because I lived overseas when I was a kid, but here's a link. wink

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21 Jul 2004

Well said Mandy. biggrin

I didn't like to reply to Pete's post cos we're still newbies ourselves. redface

We're going to our first munch in August Pete, and if I thought it was going to be anything else other than a drink with all the wonderful forum posters, I would run a mile! :shock:
So, even if you're dropping out of the organising, try and pop along to the munch, even if it's only to show your face! wink

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21 Jul 2004

I'm still drooling over Midlands KFC. redface

I like any food except McDonalds, I only go there to treat the kids. rolleyes

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21 Jul 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
who is elsie tanner?

Elsie Tanner was played by the lovely Pat Phoenix, who died shortly after marrying the prime minister's father-in-law. rolleyes

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21 Jul 2004

Quote by midlandsmale39
these clinincs are growing on me are the nurses lookers?

Dunno about your's but our's is gorgeous. biggrin

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21 Jul 2004

Quote by midlandsmale39
not so sure about sitting round in a room full of hippies , " hi im clive i smoke thiry marlboro lights a day"

Smoking clinics aren't like that. It's one to one with the practice nurse. She checks you out and gives advice, if you need it. rolleyes

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21 Jul 2004

Go to your GP and get the patches on prescription. biggrin

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21 Jul 2004

I've got a scrawny neck, can I be Deidre Rashid? rolleyes

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20 Jul 2004

I met Mr novice in 1976 when he followed me round a supermarket and offered to carry my shopping. biggrin

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19 Jul 2004

If it's any consolation Steve, I'm the shy one. redface

Mr novice gets on with everyone, he just doesn't like the internet and websites. :cry: :cry:
His argument is, he works on computers all day at work, and he cant be arsed when he gets home. :shock: :shock:

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