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16 Jul 2004

Quote by Alexandra
'Nice Beaver!'
(Naked Gun)

Mmm, I asked Mr novice about favorite movie quotes! Looks like you've got something in common with him Alex!! Cos that's his favourite too. lol

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16 Jul 2004

:shock: :shock:
I'm a real newbie then!! Got our first PC 18 months ago. redface

Still very unsure of chatrooms because of a bad experience on another site, but I absolutely love MSN and AIM instant messaging. lol

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16 Jul 2004

Has to be Led Zeppelin, Robert Plant has got THE sexiest voice on the planet. hump

Especially "No quarter" from houses of the holy. 69position

:censored: blast

Only 2 tracks to go, and I'll be in heaven :censored:

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16 Jul 2004

Mr novice was doing a course in Somerset a few years back, staying in a local pub that did B+B and was stunned to find that the local term of greeting was......
"alright you fucking twat" :shock: :shock: (Better said in a Somerset twang) wink

By the way a div is a scouse term for someone that is a friggin' idiot!!! lol

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14 Jul 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
pepps IS a girl.. her hubby is menace!
<<knows EVERYTHING! lololololol

Aww thanks WBB wink

For a minute I thought senile dementia was setting in!! :shock: rotflmao

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14 Jul 2004

Quote by sussexguy
Oops, I thought pepps was a girl. :shock: :shock:
Time I went to bed maybe? :doh: :doh:

They are a couple wink

So am I.

And I'm/ we still 46 and 49 rolleyes

Just to get back on topic! lol

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14 Jul 2004

Oops, I thought pepps was a girl. :shock: :shock:
Time I went to bed maybe? rotflmao

:doh: :doh:

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14 Jul 2004

Forgot to add rolleyes

Only this one. :happy: :happy: :happy:

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14 Jul 2004

Am I the only one that cant see pepps's new avatar? :cry: :cry:

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14 Jul 2004

No, definately not. redface

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14 Jul 2004

From my 22 year old son.
"you two swingers then"? :shock: redface

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13 Jul 2004

Still not sure about the swinging thing. rolleyes

But I'm 46 and Mr novice is 49 lol

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12 Jul 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Hahahahaha! You sod!
Venusxxx

Shouldn't that be hahahaha you thod? confused

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12 Jul 2004

:shock: :shock: I think so! :grin: :grin:
You any nearer your 500? rolleyes

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12 Jul 2004

Finger next to index finger right hand for me. redface

Mr novice can type though, learnt through his training years ago. biggrin

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12 Jul 2004

Aint PMs wonderful? :happy: :happy:

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12 Jul 2004

Maybe I should've added that I send lot's of uninvited PMs too. redface

Never had a negative response though. biggrin

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12 Jul 2004

The majority of my received PMs are uninvited, but definately not unwanted. rolleyes

I love them all, even the one's that are trying their luck, you can have a bit of friendly banter even if they're not what you're looking for. biggrin

After all, isn't that what we're here for, to make new friends? confused

Keep 'em coming I say!! :thrilled: :thrilled:

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12 Jul 2004

Wow, very nice wink

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11 Jul 2004

Bad idea

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11 Jul 2004

So many choices confused

Only ever had personal experience of shaved bits once. :giggle: :giggle:

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11 Jul 2004

Quote by chick0074
I've just been told off for playing silly games :silly: in serious posts. So thought I'd escape a and in the hope of ( really) and start this to see if anyone wanted to play??

Me!! I want to play !! cool

Who told you off????
U got there b4 me Sgt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only just!! lol

I would've got there first, but I didn't know how to play. banghead

Wasn't it me that started this?
Well let's see if we can go for the record this time
Dunno dunno

But I'm off to bed soon wave

Rachel

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11 Jul 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I've just been told off for playing silly games :silly: in serious posts. So thought I'd escape a and in the hope of ( really) and start this to see if anyone wanted to play??

Me!! I want to play !! cool

Who told you off????
U got there b4 me Sgt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only just!! lol

I would've got there first, but I didn't know how to play. banghead

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11 Jul 2004

I'd say, trim at least biggrin

Until I had a liaison with a much older man a few years ago, I had no idea that Mr novice trimmed! redface

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11 Jul 2004

Good luck for tomorrow, I think. dunno

Money isn't a problem, might be great job, might not. confused

Take it, and tell them to shove it, if it aint! lol

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11 Jul 2004

Of all the ads I've looked at, this is my fave, shame I'm not single. rolleyes

http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-113581.html

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11 Jul 2004

I've just had a look in mine, didn't realise I had so much junk in there! redface

Here goes. rolleyes

Packet of cigs
2 empty cig packets
Purse
Tissues
Cling film from the sandwich I took to work last wednesday redface

Emery board
Compact mirror
Cheap specs in a tube
Lighter
Tiger balm
Lip balm
2 pens
Lip gloss.
Inside zipper contains filters (incase I fancy one of Mr novice's roll ups) and 2 condoms (incase I get lucky) wink

Outside pocket.
Boarding cards from last ferry trip
Paracemol
Ibuprofen
Joyriders
Driving licence
GUM clinic card
Instructions for using mobile phone abroad
:shock: :shock:

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9 Jul 2004

So, now that you've got the date right, are you going? dunno

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9 Jul 2004

Quote by kermit
whats the date at the top of your post matey?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is it me?

Yes, it's you! rotflmao

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9 Jul 2004

How can option b be less painful? :shock: :shock:

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