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novice1
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I've spoken to Mr novice, and he says his arse is firmly clamped shut!
But as he has to choose, with a gallon of special brew down one end and two gallons of superlube at the other, he would choose a.
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The only one that sticks in my mind is Shirley Valentine. redface redface
"Where did that orchestra come from"? rotflmao rotflmao
At the end, after he kisses her stretch marks and tells her how beautiful they are, they show she has lived! :shock: :shock:
She says "Aren't men full of shit"?
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I'll happily add to your collection at the NW munch.
Thanks for choosing such a worthwhile charity. :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Quote by roger743
Ah, but does bigger always mean harder?

No it doesn't.
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I kinda liked wearing the navy blue knickers, but the elastic chaffed my thighs and if novice is reading they had BIG GUSSETS too!

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ALL knickers had big gussets when I was at school redface redface
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Well.....
I think if a cock shot comp happens at the munch, Gilbert should be one of the judges!! rotflmao :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by midlandsmale39
song for guy wasnt a good idea:

Did you know Guy too? :shock: :shock:
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PM steve, he's got a good list of hotels biggrin
The one we're staying in isn't on it cos I booked before he sent us the list. redface lol lol
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Travel as far as Manchester! Does that mean you're coming to the munch? biggrin
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So far, I think Ann Summers vouchers is the best suggestion. biggrin biggrin
I know if my mum was still here (she'd be 66, if she was) she'd be thrilled to bits that we still thought she had it in her. 69position blast hump
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I've just been back for a proper look. redface
Yep definately a courgette. lol lol
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Does catching someone's eye across a crowded bar and asking the them if they fancy a fuck count? redface redface
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Quote by sussexguy
Think it might be time I put some new knicks on. rolleyes rolleyes

Well you have had them on for some time lol
Clean knicks just for you! :2fingers: :2fingers:
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Quote by the_magik_s
Sod it!.. reckon ill submit an cheeky arse shot myself!.. lol
Magik

Mmm, if it's as good as the front view, go for it! :giggle: :giggle:
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:shock: :shock: Dont you ladies know??? :shock: :shock:
Bald head is a solar panel for a love machine! 69position 69position 69position 69position 69position
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Mmmm, you just cant get the staff these days! rolleyes rolleyes
I worked in a DIY store in about 1985 for two years, they introduced cards for toxic products back then because of solvent abuse. blink blink
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She is gorgeous, I just hope my brother dont find this site! rotflmao :boxing: :boxing:
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I've seen your ad loads of times Mike, I'm sure you're shagging my sister-in-law in one of your pics! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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I'm more pissed than I thought. :shock:
Am I doing thursday jobs in the morning?? confused confused
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Quote by Jags
TTTT!!!!
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x xxx

Second time I've seen that tonight, what does it mean? confused
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