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29 Jun 2004

For me, it was wasting my time yacking on msn to ANOTHER tosser that emails us with no info. mad

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28 Jun 2004

:shock: Wasn't sure if it was you that had Judy's knickers. :shock:
Are we all allowed a look sarge? :eeek: :eeek:

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28 Jun 2004

Hmmm, just a thought Magik, you'd look gorgeous in them. 69position

Who needs cock competitions?? kiss

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28 Jun 2004

Mwah Judy

I'm sure your's look fabulous :rose: :rose:

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28 Jun 2004

Just been to have a look at the original pic, I think it's the pattern on the knicks. dunno

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28 Jun 2004

Well, sort of..... hump

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28 Jun 2004

Happy birthday Will

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28 Jun 2004

Let him do it Kirsty, it's great fun. boink

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24 Jun 2004

Click on the carrots and then the balls. The mouseand the other wotsit eat them! dunno

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24 Jun 2004

Think it might have something to do with football referees John. :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell:

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23 Jun 2004

46, but wasn't too sure about some of the questions. redface

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23 Jun 2004

Quote by JQL
Rabbit
Because its not in the list :twisted:

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23 Jun 2004

We've got a doormat that says 'BEWARE OF THE WIFE '. :moon: :moon:

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21 Jun 2004

Me

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21 Jun 2004

Tequila

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21 Jun 2004

England just scored!! lol

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20 Jun 2004

I must be reeally thick, I didn't know there was a difference. redface

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19 Jun 2004

Houmous, yummy.
With pitta bread and spring onions for dunking confused

No snogging tonight then! lol

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19 Jun 2004

I hope 49 isn't too old either. :shock: :shock:
We had our first swinging experience about three or four months ago, I'm 46 and Mr novice is 49. :smug:

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19 Jun 2004

Quote by Lovecommando

Here's a new question? I think it's rather easy, however...
(1st Character) "My mother?"
(2nd. Character) "Yeah."
(1st Character) "Let me tell you about my mother..."

Sounds like Norman Bates from psycho confused

Throw momma from the train?

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17 Jun 2004

:shock: :shock:
Mr novice has gone to bed! :shock: :shock:
Can you hang on til morning Sarge? :shock: :shock:

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17 Jun 2004

Lots of wanking is exceptionally good for young men, it protects them against prostate cancer when they get older. :small-print:

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17 Jun 2004

How did I know I'd f*cked up on the quotes thingy! rolleyes

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17 Jun 2004

Interview with young woman going out with Peter Stringfellow "So what do you see in multi-milionare Mr stringfellow"
Wasn't that Mrs Merton to Debbie McGee?

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