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9 Jun 2004

We'd love to come, can we please? rolleyes

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8 Jun 2004

Quote by Mark
OK, what happens if you go here:-

Same thing?

Yep, same thing. rolleyes

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8 Jun 2004

:shock: That's exactly the same as mine Angel. lol

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8 Jun 2004

No, I keep getting error message. :cry: :cry:

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7 Jun 2004

John did, three posts above yours. lol

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3 Jun 2004

Every time we pass one Mr novice covers my eyes up. lol

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3 Jun 2004

Quote by KitKat
tell me why do i always get a massive stiffy when driving home from work :

Convoy Cock we used to call it in the army. Not just any old stiffy but bloody great brain draining aching stiffies!
:shock:
lhk
Kat
:shock: :shock:
rotflmao

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31 May 2004

I didn't think you were whinging mister, I just thought Roger's and Ice's replies were good one's! redface

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31 May 2004

Quote by dambuster
Goodnight all. And (sod the grammar) may only your good dreams come true.

And your's too dambuster! kiss

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31 May 2004

Nite, Nite Willing. :sleeping: :sleeping:
After I've looked at Mal's pics boink

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31 May 2004

You've hit the nail right on the head Ice.
Dont cost a bean to be here, so why all the whingers? dunno

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31 May 2004

pmsl, I'm the female half of a couple, I wouldn't dream of getting me tits out! :shock: :shock:
But only cos they ain't as gorgeous as our other ladies redface

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31 May 2004

Nice answer Roger lol

I actually sent my first reply to an ad a couple of days ago, no response so far! :cry: :cry:
But hey! He might be a bit shy too? dunno

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31 May 2004

Off to to change me avi pronto! redface

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31 May 2004

lol willing,I agree, just get yer tits out for the lads :shock: :shock:

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31 May 2004

Have a look at Mal's www willing wink

All the gorgeous cock shot you could wish for! redface

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31 May 2004

Go on? Give us a clue? rolleyes

Wot's your ad number? :shock: :shock:

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31 May 2004

Why not indeed? lol

My fave person on here is a TV, and she would never dream of replying in caps lock rolleyes

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31 May 2004

Mmmm so you're a married/attached guy looking for couples? rolleyes

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31 May 2004

We're not looking for couples, but as a female, blow job pics and dick pics turn my stomach. :scared: :scared:

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31 May 2004

I personally dont think there is much point. rolleyes

If you're a single guy looking for a single woman, wouldn't you be better off looking on dating sites? dunno

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28 May 2004

Judy because she's gorgeous. :thrilled: :thrilled:
Wilma cos she's so funny rotflmao

And Steve cos he's got the best arse! :yawn: :yawn:

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28 May 2004

Eh? :shock: :shock:

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28 May 2004

Mmm, I just tried it myself. rolleyes

I went to log in page and clicked on forgotten password, got an email in less than a minute with a new one! :swingingchair: :swingingchair:

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27 May 2004

Mmmm, I expect your wife must be pretty desperate too? confused

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26 May 2004

No, it's not! rolleyes

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23 May 2004

Proper ones is my fave.
Mr novice prefers thongs rolleyes

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23 May 2004

When I first joined this site Alex had the most magnificent boobs, but Dawn's avatar is stunning.
Can I have 2 choices please? rolleyes

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16 May 2004

I think our ad is very specific, but it hasn't stopped us meeting people.
Admittedly, none of our meets have led to any 'fun' yet, but that's because, the one person we did 'click' with lied about his marital status (didn't read our ad properly rolleyes

) I was devastated. :cry: :cry:
But we've got 2 more social meets this week, and hopefully we'll have some luck with one of them, if not I'll just bump our ad to the top and try again lol

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11 May 2004

Quote by easy
I kiss my Mrs afterwards
<<<easy begins to wonder if he's normal>>>

I think you're perfectly normal, Mr Novice loves it too! :lickface: :lickface:

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