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novice1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 67

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Couldn't possibly comment on which way I voted!
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Here's a tip I got given a very long time ago.
You can't support everything. confused
Decide which charity you want to support and give to it everytime you see them
collecting.
That way you don't feel guilty about turning down the one's you don't support. wink :wink:
Btw,
I always give to The Royal British Legion and cancer care.
Quote by Pete_sw
redface :idea: :idea:

your getting the bill :twisted:
I'll be sure to tell him it's all your fault! 69position
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Novice one will you please change your avatar rolleyes

Changed :roll:
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Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Can you remember any old sayings, rhymes from bye-gone years and their meanings confused:
I will start you off with this one >>>
"Conny-Onny naughty Tommie, eating Nellies Toffee Sticks,
"Silly teachers never end till Nine O' Clock."
What does it say to you :?:
lol
phredd

Well, I'd never heard of conny onny til I met Mr novice, so I know that's condensed milk.
Called him through to have a read, he thinks it's a skipping song?
he's got no idea what it means either. :?
Quote by felixx1416
Hi forum
Male 32 good looks(although i may be bias) Have a GSOH relatively new to swinging but have had a few experiances.
Love to kiss, cuddle, chat, love giving oral (as well as recive)
Unable to accomidate but able to travel
Felixx
(ps if anyone ahs any surgestions to improve my add please drop me aline)

Have I had too much vino? I can't find an add. confused
As usual, Judy is spot on. wink
We only ever meet guys socially.
We've used both the ads and forums and had great results. 69position
Without exception, they've all bullshitted about something. dunno :dunno:
Maybe a bit of honesty might get you somewhere? :shock: :shock:
Does tick off mean, pissed off with or love? dunno
If it means pissed off, none of them. I know saddo. rolleyes
If it means love, my fave ain't an option.
I changed my password for forums quite a while ago.
I tried to log in to my photo ads account last night and couldn't.
After trying all the passwords I could remember, I emailed 'can't remember password'.
My password for forums is the the same as my password for photo ads. :shock:
Is that an update, or me just being pissed and forgetting I'd changed it ? confused
Quote by Snertsmate
I can't believe this:-
Some geezer joins,
on his first day posts something that is in all probability a wind up,
and people then have to spend two pages over the next couple of days discussing
" Shouldn't they be using condoms? "
Have we got so many life shortages?
Where's the original poster in all of this?
Gone to get on with his. That's where :!: :!: :!:

Well said mate. wink
Not too sure about him being on a wind up though. Even if he is, he'll get loads of replies. cool 8-)
Quote by pad722
did i hear some one slaging bikes,, i enjoy a good ride

rolleyes :roll:
Quote by markz
doh
sorry as their was no queue I just walked straight in rolleyes

Me too! redface surprisedops:
Quote by naked-cleaner
so your the prize :shock:
forgive me if I don't have a guess biggrin

I did say this was for Ladies only !!!!
Oh, fuck. :shock:
Ignore our answer then. :small-print: :small-print:
I've got loads, but the first one that popped into my head was; Bell Bottomed Tear- Beautiful south.
Used to have me in floods of tears, but now just gives me a warm glow of very happy memories.
Let's hope his mum was as understanding and helpful as the ladies in this thread. worship :worship:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/64996.html
Ooops. redface surprisedops:
Forgot to say hello and good luck to Phire. :thumbup: :thumbup:
Quote by maccster
Welcome Maccster. I'm a newbie ish still and have had no meetings with anyone off here yet, but I join in with the banter on here and have had a few interesting PMs. However, next week is my first munch so I expect I'll be booked up to christmas after that!
:cheers: hump 69position :swingingchair: blast etc etc

Lets see if your approach gets better results than my approach!
Thanx for the welcome anyway but didnt mean to start a forums war but at least I will be remebered eh?
I've been on sites before and fannied about with chitchat and got nowhere so thought the direct approach might work.
Here's hoping
Make no bones about it , his approach will definately work.
If he's been honest on the forums about who and what he is, he can't lose.
The members of SH are very welcoming to new members, especially the ones that have the bottle to attend munches.
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Writing ads

What they said.^^^^
Excellent pic btw
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But most of all to Postie for giving me a lift up and for letting me have his hotel room..............well he wasn't using it!!! psml wink lol

This hotel room was originally booked in my name.
I had a very irate hotelier on the phone this morning, complaining about very rude comments left in the guest book. redface surprisedops:
Thanks to whichever one of you is responsible, looks like we won't be able to book in there again. :kick: :kick:
A great big thank you to postie for organising the seaside social.
It was lovely to meet everyone again, especially Mrs miserable cat bastard! kiss :kiss:
For all those that couldn't make it, you missed a great night out. drinkies :drinkies:
That's 3 of us for the cheesy seaside social.
(it's easier to type than say)! :mrgreen:
You can count us two in, if it's this weekend. :cheers: :cheers:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I really can't believe noone has mentioned the fact marmalaid turned up in a childs pink fairy dress with bloody wings :shock:
Has it really gotten to the point that we all just see this as the norm for him now :twisted:

Errrrm, it's not normal then? :grin: :grin:
Now our little bit. wink
Thanks to babe1 and pebblesdemon for another wonderful munch. kiss :kiss:
Was great to see all the people we know already and meet some very interesting new ones. wave :wave:
I was really chuffed to meet long standing members, who I've wanted to meet for ages, it was the highlight of my night. :inlove: :inlove:
The highlight of the evening for Mr novice was seeing me have my first girlie snog. :smitten: :smitten:
Quote by sunnyaura
did i mention ladies?

Mmmm.I've met loads of ladies from this site. biggrin
Just looked up 'slut' in the dictionary and none fit the definition. rolleyes
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Just checked your ad out. wink :wink:
I'm too flucking old. flipa :flipa:

Check your PM box....;)
Checked PM's. Still too old. :happy: :happy: :happy: