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21 Sep 2005

Quote by stussyboy
Your such a friendly bunch, not a single hello and welcome to the forum...... :shock:

Sorry, was busy yacking to mate on MSN. redface

Hello

:wave:

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20 Sep 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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20 Sep 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
We've tried it loads of times.
And to be blunt, it just don't fit. Are we doing something wrong?

keep trying it will
Been trying for the last 29 years! :shock:
How long does it take? :wink:

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20 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
We've tried it loads of times.
And to be blunt, it just don't fit. Are we doing something wrong?

Try taking your big pants off!
wink

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Doesn't work! flipa

:flipa:

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20 Sep 2005

We've tried it loads of times.
And to be blunt, it just don't fit. rolleyes

Are we doing something wrong? confused

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20 Sep 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
does anyone know who 'owns' the second from the left on the second row.... I'm sure I did know when this was first done way back but it seems to have slipped my mind

Who cares? :giggle: :giggle:

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20 Sep 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
Had to be done.... :twisted:
BUMP :!: :P

Although they're all magnificnt, can't think why the one on the second row is more appealing! blast

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20 Sep 2005

In anticipation of the cold weather, I've got me big knickers back on! :grin:

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17 Sep 2005

Is it too late for us to get an invitation?

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30 Aug 2005

Quote by Robert1961

does it mark you down a whiny loser?

Dont think so as your the first to mention it after 38 posts and 800 views
Thanks unlees they are all thinking it and not saying
now im worried again
Not really
Don't be worried, it happens. dunno

:dunno:

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27 Aug 2005

Quote by upfor_txt
If it's free to Mal, why are they asking Â£25 from us?

Is this a common practise in the party world?
confused

:? :?
upfor_txt
Not sure about the party world,. :?
But charging for anything on SH is definately agains't the AUP and should be reported.

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27 Aug 2005

Quote by kateandsidney
If it's free to Mal, why are they asking Â£25 from us?

He's got a nicer bum? dunno

:dunno:

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21 Aug 2005

Fuck it, I'm off to bed.
Been on the booze all day. redface

ops:
good luck chimp champ wink

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21 Aug 2005

Oh shit, I'm pissed. redface

Sorry NN, but Cuddly IS very cute even though I'm old enough to be his..........mum???.................granny..........??? take your pic surprised

ops: :oops:

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21 Aug 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
do these threads really work?
if so can i open a 'who wants to shag me' thread?
:D

Probably not, but hey we can dream. :wave2: :wave2:

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21 Aug 2005

My perfect day would be spent with Trevor. passionkiss

assionkiss:

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21 Aug 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
Hi.....check your tv times mate.

Checked mine. No, no sexy female sluts on before 10. dunno

:dunno:

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28 Jul 2005

Great to see you back corrie. kiss

:kiss:
Must admit to fantasising about latex gloves after meeting a very nice young man from Sunderland. :notes: :notes:

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10 Jul 2005

Another bump. innocent

We'd love to come, but depends on our son's working hours. rolleyes

:roll:
Any local people know of any city center hotels that are cheaper than the travelodge? dunno

:dunno:

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1 Jul 2005

User ID card for internet banking.
Till receipts.
Bank statement.
Post it note for a dental appointment I had 2 weeks ago.
Doncaster hotel details.
Household insurance leaflet.
2 emery boards.
A watch.
A pair of glasses.
An old two shilling piece.
Tobacco, papers and filters.
Half a glass of wine and soda.
A piece of kitchen paper that was used to catch the drips of the peach I've just eaten.
AA instructions to a Manchester hotel, that I didn't need in the end.
And because I'm a slovenly bitch, 4/5 weeks worth of dust!
Thanks postie, think it's time I tidied up. :mrgreen:

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25 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Ok, a question I would ask Debs in Pm, but not sure about the forum
where you from?

Leicestershire!
Dont know why, I thought you were further north than that.
Nothing wrong with Leics, I guess me duck (or is that Notts?)
My question is to Happy Cats.
What does is your blue link for? confused

:? :?

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22 Jun 2005

My son's junior school one this evening.
He was playing guitar solo, and his teacher fluffed the singing bit. :shock: But my son carried on. :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:

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22 Jun 2005

Well...you just got another positive vote. wink

My reason being, you bear a very striking resemblance to my first lover. :inlove: :inlove:
Just wish I was 20 years younger. :cry: :wink:

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22 Jun 2005

I've only ever had a couple of nights out in Durham, first was in about 73/74. redface

Was a goodun tho. 69position

Depending on when it is, (inconsiderate babysitting son has got a job for the summer mad

) we'd love to come. biggrin

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19 Jun 2005

Huge thanks to Babe1 and T-bone for another fantastic munch, we had a great night.
It was lovely to see everyone again and meet a few new people.
.
The highlight of my evening was meeting the lovely Neilinleeds at long last. kiss

I really musn't drink so much. rolleyes

My new avatar is courtesy of Steveg, thank you very much redface

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