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novice1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 68

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Marina, from Stingray. redface surprisedops:
Another thread bites the dust! lol :lol:
Hot to trot during. hump :hump:
Unfortunately Mr novice isn't. dunno So, I just turn the lights off! :grin: :grin:
Sorry but you are all missing the point i didnt ask members i asked 4 a mod to explain why my ad has been banned!!!
Wish I hadn't bothered checking it out now mad
If you wanted to ask a mod, why not PM them directly? confused :?
Quote by mattmoleman
To the people who can see the ad? Have you viewed their ad before? It isn't up any longer so it may be present in your history.
Can you see anything wrong with it and share it for an explanation? confused:

Sorry Matt, I was looking at their 199111 ad. redface surprisedops:
Quote by Yngcpl4fun
I have been a member of swingingheaven chat for over a year now and have had an ad in fems seeking fems aswell as my couples ad, but 4 some reason my fem on fem ad has been removed and banned,funny that i cant respond to why its been banned.
Was it because i admitted having a boyfriend,him not being involved or present unless invited but there 4 my security only,but being in the same house????
Surely admitting that i have a boyfriend or partner,that i am open and honest as most people know me in the chatroom to be rather than admitting that i am single,(but who knows unless u have met them b4)but im sure ppl know that i have met at the munches that im genuine.
Yes i admit i am part of a couple,where is the sin in that??do i ask 4 phone numbers,pictures, NO i ask that your are 100%genuine like me, and you ban my ad!!
Explain cause im confused ffs
Nicky bi fem part of Yngcpl4fun_199111
ps or are u gonna ban that ad as i have never swung b4???

I can see your ad. rolleyes :roll:
Quote by Essexcouple
well it takes the older man a bit more to get going as you probely know!!!!!! biggrin

Oh really? rolleyes :roll:
We're not really swingers, we're looking for MMF.
But our first relationship finished because Mr novice didn't feel comfortable with the guy we met.
I enjoyed it to start with, because it was my idea, but it soon became quickly obvious to me that the guy wasn't really up for MMF. He was just going through the motions to shag me. rolleyes
We had lots of discussions (rows)! about it. In the end I finished it because the aggravation it was causing wasn't worth it.
Definately don't feel like a spoilsport! If it feels wrong it probably is.
Quote by Wilki
I was once told that Mackums are the best lovers in the world. lol

We've only met one once! :lickface: :lickface:
We've done it. rolleyes
Sorry not sure how to do multiple quotes, but if Wilki's right, we weren't doing it right. redface
Can't remember if it was a bottle of stella or amstel that was the lubrication. confused :?
But it was great fun at the time. wink
Quote by Nomad_Soul
Can't see the point in restricting names at all. I've got a crude one but I ain't changing it.

Tune essence crude?? Is there something i cannot see here??. confused It looks fine to me
I'm confused too. redface
I feel sure I even read a thread about it a while ago. Read it at least three times and still didn't get it. :?
What about in there?
<<<<<<<<Personal Pages confused
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/index.html
Quote by MISSCHIEF
If I remember right, Misschief was at the front of the queue for the last batch as well!!!! redface

OMG I think you're right :shock: rotflmao God you've got one hell of a memory Mal :shock:
Ain't he fucking lovely?? biggrin
Quote by Libra-Love
141 views and still no pics! dunno mad :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Mmm, but we've still got the gorgeous Mal's pics to drool over while we wait! cool 8-)
Quote by jed/fiona
sad i can't belive that a sexy goodlooking couple cant meet a genuine couple or young single guy on this site,is it full of time wasters and wanna be's???.losing faith????.help!.

I can't believe it either. rolleyes
We've been a member of this site for a year now, and we've met some really nice men. :shock:
Played with a few and told a few 'no thanks' :roll: :roll:
Quote by MikeNorth
Well, at the moment I'm sandwiched between Fred Flintstone and Wilma Flintstone - yabba dabba do what?
Mike.

You lucky, lucky bastard. :grin: :grin:
Well I'm on my own tonight, Mr novice on nights, I voted the wine Jags. :mrgreen:
:therethere: :therethere: For your children Les.
Been there, got the T-Shirt. :cry: :cry:
Look after them. wink
Can't beat it Harry, but same as Steph. rolleyes
Our ad stated within 40 miles of North Yorkshire, we got loads of replies from London and Scotland. :shock:
In Wallsend :shock:
On his sofa, then the kitchen, then the floor in his sitting room, then in bed....... :grin:
Sausage and mushroom stotty(? :shock: ) for brekky was a bit special too. innocent :whistling:
Not really up on the search thingy, but I've eventually found mine redface
Quote by novice1
I was nearly 17, very young going by previous posts surprisedops:
It happened in the woods, behind the youth club. I can remember it in every detail, even though it was more than 28 years ago :sleeping: :sleeping:

Oops, cocked up again rolleyes
This was the thread.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/27885.html#27885
Quote by ant140
I cant beleive some folk seem to be taking piss.....
its a serious matter is viruses
what would you say if they had a STD???
(to be honest it isnt my PC so I dont really give a fook!!!!)
come on people have a heart!!!

Sorry ant, I accepted a file from Fabio and he accepted one from me, and we're both fucked! rolleyes :roll:
How were we supposed to know it was something nasty? redface
wasnt from me..... innocent :whistling:
Which munch you attending next? Me and Sean are good at it. :grin: :grin:
Quote by ant140
I cant beleive some folk seem to be taking piss.....
its a serious matter is viruses
what would you say if they had a STD???
(to be honest it isnt my PC so I dont really give a fook!!!!)
come on people have a heart!!!

Sorry ant, I accepted a file from Fabio and he accepted one from me, and we're both fucked! rolleyes :roll:
How were we supposed to know it was something nasty? redface
Quote by fabio grooverider
unfortunatly this one looks legit... and i have been caught... it looks as if it is changing the name of the file as it goes around.... and from what i can see the file is 192k... it will crash your computer.... then when you go to restart it will automatically send to everyone in your msn messenger list......
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hmmph, we've infected each other and we ain't even swapped spit yet! confused :doh: :doh:
Quote by Red(RHG)
Did everyone see Essexlady's post about going on to spa afterwards?
There has been some interest but more welcome to get them to open til later - will bump her thread in case. Pre-munch drink sounds great too!
Cathy x

Can't find said thread - maybe she took it off x Will ask tomrw.
This the one you mean? wink
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/31402.html
I use Java, says unable to connect for me too! :cry:
Just keep trying Lazeeboy, usually works in the end, wink
I havn't asked Mr novice, but my preference is for the bloke on the right. wink