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novice1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 68
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Is that a remote controlled tin of mushy peas ?? :shock:
:? :? I'm sure it has an aeriel on it!!!! :? :? :? :?
:lol: :lol:Everyone knows that tinned mushy peas are a horrible shade of green. :scared: :scared:
I want to know why Debs has got yellow nipples! :shock: :shock:
Saw the gorgeous Marya at the NE munch, but didn't have the chance to speak to her, and didn't I miss a treat! :rose:
Wow, her personality is equal to her gorgeous looks! Thanks Marya for getting this meet going and encouraging us to attend.
assionkiss: :passionkiss:
AndyS_NE, wow, even better looking in the flesh than his pic on MSN! Why can't I be 20 years younger.
djswinger, have you got rid of that shitty avatar yet?
:banghead:
MQ hope you've got over the trauma of Mr Novice thrusting himself at you?
Billi1, shame you got called away for work. :violin:
Mikenorth, hope you found the party ok? :violin:
Forth time I've met Marcuso, still haven't fucked him! Keep this up, might have to make use of the disabled toilets afterall! :small-print:
Liked the look of Steve-teeside, but you left before we had a chance to chat.
Lustwench, lovely to see you again, hope Chris found the party?
Friendly, nice to meet a suvvener, hope the trip up North was worth it?
Nomad_Soul. From Mr Novice, sorry mate couldn't understand you sober let alone pissed!
Hello to the other end of the table, northeastcoupleuk, geordiecpl2001, PJ1, Lil_Bunny, tees-male, HungryP, Helen39 and Tracy.
:wave: :wave:
A very special thanks to Alex_female for another invitation, hopefully circumstances will mean we'll be able to make it one day. :kiss: :kiss:
Don't forget you lot, this is a family pub! :giggle: :giggle:
P.S. I thought Mayra's avatar challenge was spot on! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Wow, her personality is equal to her gorgeous looks! Thanks Marya for getting this meet going and encouraging us to attend.
assionkiss: :passionkiss: AndyS_NE, wow, even better looking in the flesh than his pic on MSN! Why can't I be 20 years younger.
djswinger, have you got rid of that shitty avatar yet?
:banghead: MQ hope you've got over the trauma of Mr Novice thrusting himself at you?
Billi1, shame you got called away for work. :violin:
Mikenorth, hope you found the party ok? :violin:
Forth time I've met Marcuso, still haven't fucked him! Keep this up, might have to make use of the disabled toilets afterall! :small-print:
Liked the look of Steve-teeside, but you left before we had a chance to chat.
Lustwench, lovely to see you again, hope Chris found the party?
Friendly, nice to meet a suvvener, hope the trip up North was worth it?
Nomad_Soul. From Mr Novice, sorry mate couldn't understand you sober let alone pissed!
Hello to the other end of the table, northeastcoupleuk, geordiecpl2001, PJ1, Lil_Bunny, tees-male, HungryP, Helen39 and Tracy.
:wave: :wave: A very special thanks to Alex_female for another invitation, hopefully circumstances will mean we'll be able to make it one day. :kiss: :kiss:
Don't forget you lot, this is a family pub! :giggle: :giggle:
P.S. I thought Mayra's avatar challenge was spot on! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Alexandra
We once drove home via Whitby, so he could show me the Kipperage. :shock:
Birkenhead - Whitby - Notts
Jas
XXX
Flippin Heck Jas!!!!!!! :shock:
Remind me never to accept a lift home from Tim!
Was just thinking the same myself... :shock: :shock:
Ooops.
ops:Hello Uni_lad, we live just down the road a bit.
:wave: 
:dunno:Quote by JonJon
One night to go !!
I dunno about anyone else, but given that there'll be 100+ people, none of whom I've ever met before, I'm absolutely bricking it :shock:
Sadly two of the people I was hoping to meet (hilarious and gorgeous respectively) seem to have left us
J
It's been said loads of times before, but there really is no need to worry.
You're about to meet the nicest bunch of people ever.
I felt exactly the same at my first munch in August. :scared: :scared: :scared:
Quote by bonnienclyde
ok got to ask what is "vanilla" checked the terminology pages and still none the wiser and by the way please no answers like vanilla is my fave ice cream lol.
Here's an explanation of 'vanilla' that an SH member was kind enough to send me when I first joined the site.
Vanilla is usually thought of as referring to something with a plain or basic flavour. Nothing too exotic. Therefore, in sexual terms, it means something very straight and non-experimental. For example, a monogamous relationship (or, at the very least, serial monogamy), with no hint of threesomes or swapping and, to be truly vanilla, not even any 'role play' or dressing up or even any 'unusual' positions. In other words the very opposite of a swinging site.
