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novice1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 68

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My dad was so predictable, we knew we'd never get caught. rolleyes
But just incase he'd forgotten something and came back for it, our first fuck was always doggy over the bathroom sink watching out of the window for his car. hump :hump:
Doesn't seem to be anything in the poll for couples. confused
He's done it, I havn't. cool
Being referred to as a pensioner doesn't make me feel horny. :shock:
Quote by JGL
wbb sulks , sniffs.. and wonders where this reputation has come from! lol

come and sit next to me i'll look after ya!!!
JGL
:kick: She'll be too busy looking after us. poke
Quote by well_busty_babe
wbb sulks , sniffs.. and wonders where this reputation has come from! lol

I was just joking. :therethere: :therethere:
Quote by bi_curious_man123
woohoo...WBB offers to "look after" the novices! wink

Ooer, is that reassurance, or should I be worried? confused
In the immortal words of the film......................................Be afraid.............be VERY afraid ..............................lol
Can we change our minds? :eeek: bolt
Quote by well_busty_babe
woohoo...WBB offers to "look after" the novices! wink

Ooer, is that reassurance, or should I be worried? confused
Hi Marcuso, we've decided to take the plunge and attend our first party.
Can you add us to the list please? wink
Because we seem to have had children in the house forever, the eldest is 22, we havn't been able to have porn in the house (kids are nosey little feckers). rolleyes
We've only had our pc for about 18 months.
I did the same as everyone else and looked at the porn. :shock:
The most erotic pics I've seen on the internet are man on man, I found it a huge turn on.
Mr novice is orally curious, but so far, we've only met guys that 'put up' with it. :cry:
It would be great to meet someone that would reciprocate. 69position blast :grin:
Hi Marya,
We'd love to come to your social, didn't get round to chatting to you at the NE munch. :cry:
Unfortunately Mr novice works shifts.
We could only say yes when we know the date and time.
We're free on wednesday the 8th or friday the 17th december (day and evening).
Only one vote allowed in the poll, so I chose friday night. biggrin
Mine says,
Teenage bride, can swallow oranges whole. :shock:
Ca't find anything for Mr novice. rolleyes
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEAN
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
drinkies :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies:
have a great day mate - enjoy
I think I've finally recovered from saturday night.
Thanks Sean for a fantastic evening, and well done for organising it.
We had a great time meeting everyone, and unlike the NW one, where I drank too much, the evening isn't a complete blur.
We're really looking forward to meeting you all again at sometime in the future, what a lovely bunch of people SH munchers are, thank you all for being so nice.
:cheers: :cheers:
Quote by Nomad_Soul
Yes, I am also gutted at missing such fun times as well Novice1, but maybe next time.
I can only live and hope.

Mr novice couldn't go to this one because of lack of funds mad
And the next one's out cos of poxy bluddy shift work evil :evil:
I should've said in my last post, that he recognised the gorgeous lady in red by her tattoo. cool
I've spent all evening reassuring our munch guest that there's nothing to be scared about, and not getting very far. rolleyes
And I've just showed Mr novice blue's fantastic birthday pics. (I'm sure he's secretly gutted that he missed out) wink :wink:
Oh fuck, here goes my first serious reply. :shock:
If your wife doesn't know, you're cheating.
I don't regard us as real swingers, we're here, as a couple, looking for single guys.
I spend a lot of time chatting to single guys (the female half of a couple) and without exception, all the men make the comment that I'm getting all the fun. rolleyes
Mr novice is loving what we're doing, but the conversation always ends up making me feel like I'm depriving him in some way. mad
I know he'd love to fuck another woman, but I'm not ready to take that step yet, not sure if I ever will. redface surprisedops: