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novice1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 68
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Quote by xxdevil69
*wanders off grumbling something about Mal not being her dad so can't tell her what to do* :fuckinghell:
I don't want to miss anything interesting though!! You'll all have to promise to be boring sods tilll after lunch tomorrow!!!!!!
I'm roughly the same age as Mal, so I'll be mother.
Get to bed you little fecker, you've got a hard day ahead of you tomorrow. :uhoh: :uhoh:
Mmm, doesn't work with mine either.
Quote by thommo69
So, to the couples, do you think that single men clog up the sites and flood the forums and chatrooms, give us all a bad name as timewasters etc. or is there a genuine 'market' (for want of a better word) for the single male. Or would you prefer alternative sites for us to use to gain our sexual pleasures.
Just a thought?
yours
Devils Advocate
You've adressed this comment to couples. (We're actively seeking a single male fror MMF btw). So, no you're not clogging up the forums (still getting to grips with chatroom).
But your ad link is : Male looking for female
Quote by musketeer
Why would a man's mouth pose more of a health risk than a woman's? :shock:
Or am I being naive?
Not naive, me probably being prejudiced, but probably I'd feel happier with a condom whoever's mouth was being kind to me. What flavour do you prefer?
I've never had a condom in my mouth, what flavour would you reccomend?
Quote by musketeer
i wonder how many men, in say a group sex situation, completely carried away, suddenly finding themselves getting the best BJ of their lives, on noticing it's actually a bloke, will continue not to notice just for the duration???
I think I'd notice, might even become hysterical. Not actually because it was a man, but because I'm a health risk freak. .
Why would a man's mouth pose more of a health risk than a woman's? :shock:
Or am I being naive?
Well I'm going to be really boring.
Mr novice loves my pastry, so it's a home made pie for tea tomorrow, and the kids love home made cakes, so it's a huge chocolate cake for them filled with lots of sickly buttercream and jam.
I'll open a bottle of vino and get pissed while I'm doing it, everyone's happy!
Mr novice loves my pastry, so it's a home made pie for tea tomorrow, and the kids love home made cakes, so it's a huge chocolate cake for them filled with lots of sickly buttercream and jam.
I'll open a bottle of vino and get pissed while I'm doing it, everyone's happy!
We've got no plans either, it's our first munch and we'll just go with the flow.
Just been looking on the internet for our hotel diections, and we're only a quarter of a mile from the gay village and chinatown, so we're spoilt for choice. :bounce: :bounce:
We're just sooo excited about meeting you all. :cheers: :cheers:
Just been looking on the internet for our hotel diections, and we're only a quarter of a mile from the gay village and chinatown, so we're spoilt for choice. :bounce: :bounce:
We're just sooo excited about meeting you all. :cheers: :cheers:
