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Quote by orpheous1
:shock: :shock: My gyno told me that chocolate can cause thrush :shock: :shock:
keep yer twix bars away from me!!!!

How on earth did you get to mentioning choccy/sex with your gyno? mind i bet he had asmile on his face for days. Has he suggested you visit him more regularly?

ohhh, well. firstly my gyno is a woman. Secondly, I've been going to one since I was 12 and in the States girls go once a year or more, so I'm just not shy anymore...
and yeah you can OD on chocolate pretty quick... a lover once use melted butter and cinnamon on me, and that was not only spectacular, there was also no infectious repercussions. :shock: lol
:shock: :shock: My gyno told me that chocolate can cause thrush :shock: :shock:
keep yer twix bars away from me!!!!
Quote by bigDewi69
There's SAGE, or Excel. As for one you can download....... I'm stumped. Try taking your laptop to a repair service if it seems to have a few spare parts.
To be honest, laptops are a bitch to repair and if you don't know how then you can kiss it wave

Excel is very simple to use, and comes with pre-loaded templates for calculating a household budge. They have set up all the feilds and the equasions, you just have to type in the numbers and click save. It comes with the Microsoft Office Suite. it's also fairly well-known, so if you run ever into trouble I'm sure there are many people who can help you out with ease.
xxx
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Here's one I like " HOW'S MY DRIVING? DIAL 0845 F-U-C-K-Y-O-U " lol

Ah yes, there you are...On page one...
Thought I was going mad...

yes but with one MINOR detail: 1-800 instead of 0845 (cos tennessee is America....)
see? not the same!!! (and I promise we saw it, but I guess it doesn't really matter as it's already been said. I was just too lazy to check.)
Quote by Mav&Sini
Mission Most Definitley Impossible:
1. Making a living off my paintings and nothing else
2. (realizing number 1 is a pipe dream): Making a liviging as a freelance graphic designer.
3. Shrinking my butt/losing weight... just doesn't happen.
(and brussel sprouts DO rock. yumyum)

well..... if thats you in your pic - you really do not need to loose any weight! your lovely.. and so is your bum!
redface redface aww.... thanks... (it's really trick photography wink )
but same goes for both of you, as u both have lovely pics as well!!
Back of an 18 wheeler flat bed in Tennessee:
"How's My Driving?
call 1-800-F-U-C-K-Y-O-U"
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
A bit "Off Topic" maybe >>>>
Whats with all these "HUG ME" counters these days confused: confused:
Why not "SHAG ME" counters, or are we all feeling sorry for ourselves out there confused:

just for you I've changed my hugs counter to a shags one.
but that doesnt really make it true, does it...
I SHALL BE THE ONE TO KILL THE THREAD!!!!
die die die!!
Mission Most Definitley Impossible: (ms. ocky)
1. Making a living off my paintings and nothing else
2. (realizing number 1 is a pipe dream): Making a liviging as a freelance graphic designer.
3. Shrinking my butt/losing weight... just doesn't happen.
(and brussel sprouts DO rock. yumyum)
:therethere: :therethere: Big Hugs from us.. :therethere: :therethere:
Don't worry, it'll get better... it always does.
xxxxx
passionkiss HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!! passionkiss
:happy: :happy: :happy: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :beer: :beer: :beer:
and many many more!!!
(tho I don't bellieve you're as old as you say you are...and I never will!)
A mini cooper...
I can do ya one better: If you were a smurf, which one would you be and why?
:laughabove:
ooh, it's not locked yet and I have yet to kill a thread
ok
jokes
umm: a grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says to him: y'know there's a drink named after you
and the grasshopper says: really? you there's a drink named steve?
that's the worst joke I could think of. sad really...
Quote by Maia
knitting is the new feminist revolution!!

seriously. all of my friends back home knit... except me. I'm knitting-disabled.
Quote by aperfectc23
NINE INCH NAILS brixton july
yippee

they still gig?
lordy.. having flashbacks of high school.. somebody help!
yeah still going trents only had one tour since you left high school
that tour was 1999-2000 previous to that about 94
only one album tooo
why help ?? your not old
yup saw the tour in '94... it was NIN and Bowie....
Quote by aperfectc23
NINE INCH NAILS brixton july
yippee

they still gig?
lordy.. having flashbacks of high school.. somebody help!
i went for a long run after reading this post/posting my initial response, as this caught me at a particularly low point in my mental state.
I agree with other people on this post: whatever it is you are doing, the goal should be that you are happy. Content. That no matter what is is, raising children well, working for success in your company, you are living your life for YOU. My partner and I definiltely chose career paths that are difficult and don't lead to money, but we followed our hearts, and I wish everyone has that opportunity.
There was that advice song, produced by Baz Lurman: Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen. FANTASTIC song, and on point with this topic. I listen to it whenever doubt about my life creeps in.
This is the question that keeps me up at night :shock:
I have no idea. I thought I did. But I'm 25 and fairly directionless. and mostly terrified.
Ever since my mum washed my mouth out with soap in the 4th grade, I can't talk dirty. :shock:
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao oh that was a bad one....
Quote by sexyscotcarol

I have to have some attraction to the guy, whether that be looks (not necessarily gorgeous) or whether they are fun, witty and an easy to get on with fella! I would prefer the second option to looks though any day! Its all about fun at the end of the day!!
wink

Im in complete agrement with you there Ms Amber there has to be some kind of conection there but personality is more important than looks in my opinion biggrin
seconded and thirded
although, really I have to say - tops on my list, absolute ultimate is making me laugh. Nothing sparks the chemistry more between me and a fella than if he can keep me giggling. And usually, I find a guy with a good sense of humor also can carry on a decent conversation and tends to be of the "geniune personality" category.
now with women, for me it's ALL about T n' A (oh, I'm just kidding... biggrin )