same thing goes for porn. If you watch porn from the 70's up through to today the amount of hair decreases and the number of tattoos (both the people with them and the number of tattoos on the people) and piercings increase.
but most of my friends don't have tattoos. oddly enuff. speaking of, I'm dying to get another tat but I don't know of what!!! it's a big problem.
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How far you come all depends on how strong it is. A few tips are to thrust your hips and pelvis forward when you do, that'll force it further. Don't come for a few days before hand, that'll build up the volume. Do the start and stop....
This is an olympic sport right.... ?
Good tip from Tania and Okcy re porno expectations..... if the average is around a teaspoon or two (see elsewhere, I read it somewhere), then half a pint would be off the chart statistically, and way beyond the reach of mere mortals - even with the best training advice. Or is anyone going to lay claim?
I've got a sweet tooth so presumably I'm ok tastewise usually... but just in case, is tinned or fresh pineapple preferred?
you can also drink pineapple juice, but try to get the kind that is the most natural (the more processes a food/bev goes thru = more chemicals = nasty tasting cum)
I've also heard that citrus fruits are also good, and that if you eat a lot of oranges a fw hours before cumming, there is a distinct orange flavor. I've never personally experienced it tho... perhaps it's time to try.
Dewi: u can stop over at ours: we always have fresh pineapple availabe :twisted:
yes, as I mentioned before, pineapple does wonders for the taste of male cum. And anything consumed with a high fat/salt content has the reverse effect.
the only thing I know of that increases the amount of cum is to not cum for awhile. Hold off one or two days, even three, and there should be an increase.
try not to use porn for realistic sex advice. it just messes with your head :twisted:
the only thing I know of that increases the amount of cum is to not cum for awhile. Hold off one or two days, even three, and there should be an increase.
try not to use porn for realistic sex advice. it just messes with your head :twisted:
it's monday morning... technically. and I'm out of bed and at work. Of course, I really just haven't gone to bed since yesterday, but I'm hoping that counts. i love my job so much I never leave it!
life as a work-from-home graphics&eb designer / insomniac artist really plays havoc with your sense of time. ex: I completely lost last friday. Don't know where it went. Perhaps it's under the bed with that month I misplaced after turning 18...
ms ocky (hoping against hope that she's being entertaining in her altered state of mind...)
life as a work-from-home graphics&eb designer / insomniac artist really plays havoc with your sense of time. ex: I completely lost last friday. Don't know where it went. Perhaps it's under the bed with that month I misplaced after turning 18...
ms ocky (hoping against hope that she's being entertaining in her altered state of mind...)
I have tattoos AND piercings (with more tattoos on the way soon)... so does this make me more open minded than those girls who only have tattoos? hmm... well, perhaps. But I think maybe it's the "I WILL DO ANYTHING" tattoo I have across my chest (j/k)
i don't think there are any signs and signifiers as to who is more "open minded" than your average person, everything from tattoos to short skirts is really just about a self expression. personal choice and all that other stuff.
i don't think there are any signs and signifiers as to who is more "open minded" than your average person, everything from tattoos to short skirts is really just about a self expression. personal choice and all that other stuff.
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
Well Tantastic,
Seeing I travel all over the place I never arrange to meet anyone (unless I can make a munch).
I have accessed the boards from Mexico & now atm in time I am in Mauritania (West Africa).
Maybe thats extreme/stupid/ridiculous lengths to access the boards & stay in touch with everyone on here?
Btw if anyone is in Nouakchott the capital here tomorrow night & fancies meeting me please send me a PM
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
hey, my best friend is in Mauritania right now. I am desperately trying to get there to see her but I can afford my vaccinations
weird...
Quote by Maia
I did try pointing out what I like and how I like it, but he was convinced he knew better and that I would come to like what he was doing and apparently very soon
oh god... I HATE that... I mean I have a tendency to get v. wet but I know the difference and I had this one boyfriend... man...he was like Niagra Falls eeuuuuuuuuuwwww.
and btw, Maia, yes I DO know Lace... but my most vivid early oral instructions came from reading Anaiis Nin... also vivid in a different way (the I-can't-ever-forget-it-no-matter-how-hard-I-try) was an article in cosmo from a "man's" point of view about women who were timid about oral. It went into great detail using an ice-cream cone metaphor no 12 year old should really be exposed to. :shock:
Quote by VenusnMars
Yesterday bed, then phonecalls late at night cos my daughter was mugged. Today losing patients and being told we'd be cut up into little bits and 'I know where you live'.
Apart from that, not a lot.
Actually, on reflection, I think I could use a hug, sorry.
Venusxxx
:therethere: we know how you're feeling (sort of)... hugs to you and your family. Hope your daughter is ok?
ugh. had an awful weekend. But I s'pose it is my comeuppance for having three good weekends in a row. Last night came home after leaving early from an absolutely horrible uni function to find three teenagers trying to break into our home thru our back door after climbing over our terrace wall...
Tonite I'm going to check out a new bar that's offering "exotic dancers." (thankfully female) Wondering what going to something like that on a sunday night after a grumpy weekend will be like??
ms. ocky
Tonite I'm going to check out a new bar that's offering "exotic dancers." (thankfully female) Wondering what going to something like that on a sunday night after a grumpy weekend will be like??
ms. ocky
best oral i've ever recieved was from a girl...the worst was one guy who liked to get the tip of his nose involved (and he didn't even have a particularly big nose...) it wasn't awful, but I knew what it was and it threw off my concentration.
as for giving oral - to men, as a teen, even before I gave my first one, I was always always afraid I'd be horrible, so I read/watched everything I could on the subject...
as for giving oral - to men, as a teen, even before I gave my first one, I was always always afraid I'd be horrible, so I read/watched everything I could on the subject...
Quote by da69ve
the smell of a particular mens' deoderant triggers some of my strongest memories (a bloke on my bus the other day smelled just like it and I almost followed him home...)
And what was this deoderant,if you don't mind me asking?
it's so silly... but THREE of my most favorite lovers wore it. (I had them at different times in my life... sadly never all three at once) it's Old Spice original scent. (if you mix that smell with the smell of the american laundry detergent "tide" i'm absolute jelly and can do nothing to resist)
Quote by MrLickingham
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There was a relatively recent (a couple of years back) discovery that the visible nub of the clit is just a small part of a large internal organ that wraps around the vagina, which I think explains why so many women get pleasure from penetration. The discovery was made, of course, by a woman scientist - male boffins just hadn't bothered to look. No change there, then ;-)
Mr Licks
You are absolutely and completely right !! In fact, it's not a button it's the tip of a collection of nerves that extend down into the bowel area (where they are called the "clitoral wings". Which is why anal can be so pleasurable, esp. when there is clit stimulation involved at the same time.
my fave person who writes on sex has this to say:"anal play is swell and there are rewards for men and women willing to explore their rear ends. I speak of the kind of blue-state pleasures that can only be derived through the expert manipulation of 1. the butt's delicate nerve endings, 2. men's prostate glands, and 3. women's mysterious clitoral "wings" (the exposed bit of the clit is not the "man in the canoe," ladies and gentleman, only the top of the man's hat)."
aka "brainy smurf"
the smell of a particular mens' deoderant triggers some of my strongest memories (a bloke on my bus the other day smelled just like it and I almost followed him home...)
love the smell of fresh bread... baking in general and can stand inside a bakery just sniffing forever.
As for hate: most women's perfumes (but not essential oils) give me major headaches.
love the smell of fresh bread... baking in general and can stand inside a bakery just sniffing forever.
As for hate: most women's perfumes (but not essential oils) give me major headaches.
Quote by shadWell you could try sucking a smint prior to giving oral sex it has a very nice effect on a woman, have not had it done to me so can't comment on that.
hi all, another newbie here.
i've seen girls who love to play with ice cubes, but what do you think about using a frozen dildo - plastic and water filled
p.s. the Smints have to be the blue originals they work the best.
also mentholated halls or original Altoids. I've had it done to me and it also works well with oral on men - esp. on the balls area.
I've had ice cubes used on me and indside... wasn't bad exactly but didn't send me over the moon.
ms. ocky.
Quote by les_southwest
ok i love giving oral and have not had any complaints as yyet and can normally get the woman to orgasm with the tounge but i agree fingers are usefull tools aswell finding that gspot is most important as this helps a lot but if you use both your tounge and fingers at the same time this is even better for the lady now the the thrusting skills if you position yourself right position you can tweak the clit with your penis while thrusting this is very nice ladys lol i told you my name is tia maria lol
yummmmmmm! whole heartedly agree!! :love: :love:
start out with a good finger technique... switch to the tongue...then add back in the fingers. Hands down the best... well, it's a tie along with "oral w/ toys" mmmmm. Fun to do an fun to have done to you. :love: :love:
ms. o.
Quote by tallnhairy
um fantasy... Dax and Seven of Nine in a zero G orbit aboard the international space station...
May as well enjoy the view and deal with all my dreams in one go.
Did u know Geri Ryan (Seven of Nine) was in a real-life sex scandal?!
...if we're talking fanatsy people: john cusak and jennifer connolley ... at either of their places which will probably be better than anywhere could take them.
Quote by rachel-lane
And how about that new "Hair Monster", can't remember the hair product but in this ad a small "troll-like" monster lives in your hair apparently giving you "bad hair"... tho the little blighter looks so not evil...
oh ive got vivariums all set up ready for all three. they will be mine :twisted:
not if ii get 'em first!!!! I love them little creatures.
and I am so terribly terribly glad many of you don't understand the 'trouser press' ad. When mr. ocky and I first saw it we figured this was yet another British thing we just don't get. I don't even remember what that ad is selling...
on the subject of ads, I thought some of you might enjoy this review of a recent american food chains' ad campaign: Meat and Porn
Quote by neilinleeds
damn why do i keep doing these dumb bloody tests!:lol2:
apparently, i'm the strategist! WTF? i have trouble planning me next few bloody minutes at times, let alone how to win gold medals at rowing.
n x x x :P
yeah...I ended up the strategist too....I guess it's off to join a sailing crew...
