hairy backs
unclean fingernails
unkind, uncouth
and anyone who thinks that just cos I love sex and am open minded that they are automatically given the right to demand sexual favors from me, push me, disrespect my boundaries.
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Quote by mistress_sassy
Mwah Rache, see you tomorrow hun!
So do I get Ms Ocky all to myself.....woo hoo! I don't have to share with Rache!
Hahahaha mIne, all mine! (In evil mad doctor/villain voice)
Hmmm, I'm thinking day off, afternoon boredom has finally driven me mad!
:cry:
wanting me to pinch you is a symptom of madness?? oh no!! poutpoutpoutrache: I did ask permission.... a few posts above. I am a good girl
and re: cricket bat: well normally I'd reach for my baseball bat, but I didn't want to say so and get told off about how you don't play that game here etc... Besides, cricket bats are more aerodynamic. Don't know how well the fare in a fight against a titanium metal baseball bat tho. anyone want to help me run a test?
all that fancy stuff...basques and stockings and stuff are nice... but too theatrical.
I like a person in their natural habitat (no not nekkid, that comes later) nice fitting jeans (not too tight, not too loose) and tank top on girls. (mm. specially wifebeaters) or a loose skirt a little above the knee...
and men: jeans (a little baggy) and a tightish white undershirt/tshirt rowr!!
I'm visually based too, but honestly it's reall more the personality... and I guess the eyes. I'm an absolute sucker for blue-eyed boys.
ms ocky
I like a person in their natural habitat (no not nekkid, that comes later) nice fitting jeans (not too tight, not too loose) and tank top on girls. (mm. specially wifebeaters) or a loose skirt a little above the knee...
and men: jeans (a little baggy) and a tightish white undershirt/tshirt rowr!!
I'm visually based too, but honestly it's reall more the personality... and I guess the eyes. I'm an absolute sucker for blue-eyed boys.
ms ocky
Quote by kbuk
So I guess all the Landscapes, Nature, music etc etc didn't really hel;p much when it came to pop-ups
If it's any help - I have a pop-up here that you are more than welcome to study - although i'm not really sure you'd get much inspiration from it
kbuk
...cheeky thing you!! and you seemed so sweet and innocent when we chatted :shock:
Quote by sexyboy4
Grrrrrrrrr! A 2:1 will do me fine (although it's heading towards the Desmond Tutu at the moment - luckily I'm not at a piss-take uni), but fortunately my job's safe whatever I get... as long as I don't fail!
:shock:
you got a job already?? what the hell are you worried about for then?
but I'd take bluexxx's advice. Maybe a very good way to expand your horizons whilst ensuring you top marks and all that.
Quote by bigDewi69
Why not tell us what you're trying to do, then we can pitch ideas.
I had to build a better pop-up advertisement in Flash (it kills me that I have to design popups as I hate them with a passion) I was given verrrrrrrrrrry vague directions, as per usual. The name of the game is reading my boss's mind and figuring out what she wants thru trial and error. It's not as much fun as it all sounds, belive me.
yes I know. You thought the project was going to be something MUCH more complicated and important... sigh...
Quote by Mister_Discreet
Try Brian Eno's Oblique Strategies
Originally created to help musical writer's block, they can be applied to any creative situation. There are over 100 strategies, just click again if you get one that's not applicable to your current problem.
Failing that, speaking as a designer myself, find something obscure that the client would like and steal the ideas :twisted:
had a look, thanks Mister (heh) I think after following as much advice as possible, I feel those little sparx tingeling in the back of my brain...of course... that could just be the remenents of early this evening when I almost electrocuted myself. But that's another story for another day...
UPDATE: it's now 7:30am I am in last night's clothes, I haven't slept. and the night's worth of stress has given me wonderfully ugly spots on my face. gag. Still want to hear more of what inspires everyone... how you all break out of ruts etc...
xxx
ms....terribly terribly tired...ocky
Quote by rachel-lane
on a serious note for ideas or for a chill out i visit here . just down from bradgate park in leic just a stones throw from me in the summer with a beautifull skyline sunset you cant beat this place. ok maybe theres better places, but for me its perfect .
aww rache, 'tis beautiful... I think Oxford's drained me of my creativity. normally for inspiration I wander theses streets:
perhaps it's time I tried someplace new...
Quote by rachel-lane
awww sweeties you joined sh what more can i say, ive had the same feeling for ages now, but things do come back slowly there is a light at the end of the tunnel, just takes about 600 posts to get that :idea: back ...the life of an artist never runs smooth, you have the whiskey good girlit,ll come back. as avid merrion once said ...( fuckus ) all you need is fuckus pmsl mwah x
x rache x
I never thought to look to avid merrion for advice!
thanks to all above for your help and suggestions. in answer to some: mr. ocky has been soundly spanked for his "no more shoes" protesting, I ADORE fraggle rock and of course own a few DVD's which I am going to watch while drawing circles and staring at them, puffin on an herbal ciggie, swigging my whiskey from my shoes AND taking a nap shortly after. Then waking up and getting drunk again, blowing off my deadline and being sent back a year in uni (even tho I graduated a looong time ago)
did I miss anyone??
can't believe I can still type straight...
Quote by bigDewi69
Not too much info at all!. :twisted: .. why do women do that though?..
I think that's woman's way of saying "Now you know how it tastes, and you expect me to bloody swallow?!"
ok, I've SO never done that unless I was asked to... but really I don't do anything unless requested after a fatal mistake with my first boyfriend-boyfriend. But that involved fingers in places where they are not always welcome...
Quote by redstilletto
bloody good advice lol
i did that today had to finish a unit (essay) by tues
sat here humming and harring for ages
thought sod it and shut folder and went out................shoe shopping
stress gone essay finished.............. :twisted:
oooohhhhh....shoooooooooooes...good idea!!!!
(mr ocky's screaming "no more shoes!!!" in the background, btw)
Quote by Horous
yeah... where's my reply!!!! It's pressing, if I don't get the answer people could get hurt!!
...what did I ask you again, I've completely forgotten...
Had it got something to do with creativity?
John
if you think TEASING me is going to make it better... well, you just better watch out. I have my cricket bat out...
someone's bound to say it, so I'll do it: The Search Button Is Your Friend (on here). 
you'll find a LOT of good information and advice from others on here, to questions other newbies asked.
join in the forum, best way to meet others and learn that it's not so scary.
Have fun, don't do anything either of you don't want to do, everyone has their own
learning curve and pace at which they are ready to try new things. Don't rush don't stress and all that good stuff that everyone else is bound to tell you.
happy swinging!!!
xxx
ms ocky (mr ocky too)
you'll find a LOT of good information and advice from others on here, to questions other newbies asked.
join in the forum, best way to meet others and learn that it's not so scary.
Have fun, don't do anything either of you don't want to do, everyone has their own
learning curve and pace at which they are ready to try new things. Don't rush don't stress and all that good stuff that everyone else is bound to tell you.
happy swinging!!!
xxx
ms ocky (mr ocky too)
ok... I swore to myself I wouldn't ever create a new post... I'm too lazy to do extensive searches and so I fear the wrath that is "the search button is your friend," I don't want to bore anyone, I don't want the piss taken out of me for posting a whinge and I also greatly fear the "locked post cos you're a twit"... but I'm having a little freak out and so I thought: Why not share this on the forum with people who have never met me! (an idea I'm going to regret wholeheartedly in like... two minutes.)
anyway, here's the thing: I am past deadline on a design project and I am suffering severe creativity block. My heart is palpitating, my palms are sweaty and I have a good notion to go rock quietly in the corner with a bottle of whiskey until the nice men in white coats come. My last design for this project was shot down and with it, my confidence.
so... what do you all do when this happens to you? I'm sure creativity block comes in all forms and surely there is a cure? I've had this before, but it hasn't been this bad in awhile. Any advice? any stories? any good cocktail recipes??? I'm trying to take a few deep breaths but it's getting the way of my hyperventilating...
ms. ocky
anyway, here's the thing: I am past deadline on a design project and I am suffering severe creativity block. My heart is palpitating, my palms are sweaty and I have a good notion to go rock quietly in the corner with a bottle of whiskey until the nice men in white coats come. My last design for this project was shot down and with it, my confidence.
so... what do you all do when this happens to you? I'm sure creativity block comes in all forms and surely there is a cure? I've had this before, but it hasn't been this bad in awhile. Any advice? any stories? any good cocktail recipes??? I'm trying to take a few deep breaths but it's getting the way of my hyperventilating...
ms. ocky
are there going to be team mascots? ...oooh... that would mean "furries" wouldn't it...
what team am I on? I think I prefer to be a free agent. Do you guys even have that in football? wait, this isn't football, so what are the rules again? will we have our very own set of SH "hooligans?"
I think I'm a bit lost...
what team am I on? I think I prefer to be a free agent. Do you guys even have that in football? wait, this isn't football, so what are the rules again? will we have our very own set of SH "hooligans?"
I think I'm a bit lost...
Quote by neilinleeds
we don't have a car... can we give you our bike lock keys instead?
ah yeah! a good point well made. that's quite a big flaw, and obviously i wouldn't want to miss anyone out. specially me, seeing as how i don't drive either! :doh:
ok . . . i've got it now . . . i'm gonna buy one of these . . .
. . . . and 20000 ping pong balls, which i'll number with a magic marker. then using the list of SH members, i'll simply draw 2 balls at a time ((( please stop laughing. it wasn't an innuendo
))) or 3 or 4 balls if you're into that kinda thing, then every weekend, i'll post 'em all in a huge excel spreadsheet, so we all know where we are. then like horny red and dino said, we'll have the final scores, and update some kind of league table for the score draws and stuff.that's most definitely the plan now. ta for the help.
neil x x x ;)
can we trust you won't rig the selections???
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Weather Mastabating or having sex i get a fair bit of pre-cum.. i myself like it and so does my partner.
*when wanking it becomes a sort of lube and must admit it does taste rather okay, plus the sound becomes a major turn on (the sound being my fave bit).
*when having sex and you first notice the pre-Cum after being turned on so much..this appears to have quite an affect on both our moods!. Meaning its a nice turn on too.
Anyway.. was wondering what everyone elses take was on Pre-Cum?
Hmmm Mr Minx's pre-cum never makes a sound..or am I missing something here? :P
Minx xx
uuuummmmm yeah . . . i think you'll find it makes a noise kinda halfway between a wicky wicky and a squidgy squeak . . . .
:lol2:neil x x x
Yeah..um cheers for that neilinleeds.... : :shock:
Minx xx
I dunno 's is more of a squidja squoosh (onomonopea's are soooo much fun!!!)
