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29 Apr 2005

Quote by peenut
Nope, there is a difference, girl live Britain from Britain = British , girl live USA from Britain =Anglo American !
Pretty good our American cousins can now connect on the finer points of English ! I wish you luck! However be advised in Britain girls are much different than in the US, and to be sucessful here you must note a few important points ,
It is customary to offer to buy any British girl you meet , a new car, a Jaguar (Jag u r , not jagwah)
All British girls are Cockneys unless from Scotland where they are almost always conected with royalty, however most Cockneys are infact members of the upper classes and often live on large estates in Manchester or London for example, and like to wear clothes suitable for horse riding at all times ........I am sure other forum members can add to this list can't we folks.....

OI peenut: what about us american girls who now live in Britain? Do I get a "jag-yoo-r" now?? Do us females who pond-jump in reverse have specific qualities?

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29 Apr 2005

...I know I already posted but, it's a new day.
I didn't think I would be horny today as me and had one spectacular date w/ a new cpl last night that went well into the morning...
but now I find a very naughty person is sending me the most lovely and dirty messages and well... here I go again...
HAPPY MAY DAY WEEKEND SH'ers!!!
xxx
ms ocky

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29 Apr 2005

I have always believed that everyone has the ability"fluid" about sexuality, but that it's a question of keeping an open mind and finding the people that "click"
For some of us we discover it, and act on it, early in life, and for others it doesn't happen until much later. I love being fluid and am happy when other people discover their own potential in a safe, fun, no pressure experience.
yay!!!
xxx
ms. ocky (realizing that yes, she sounded like a new-age twit)

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29 Apr 2005

warning: crap joke below!!!
1. swimming underwater
2. Deep Sea Diver - (you go farther down and stay underwater longer than normal scuba divers)
3. Tie either a man or woman (or both, or more of one of each) up to my bed and "go down" on them for hours and hours.
ta dum.

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29 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
I do find some women attractive so there must be something. I just need to explore myself and at my age it is now time I did so before it is to late. But I dont know where to start. I hope I am on the right road now.

aww, darlin'
it's never too late!!!!
xxx

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29 Apr 2005

Quote by Rainbows

So just as with a man, it is important to find someone who turns you on emotionally as well as physically. If you can get over the hump of gender, it is just about having sex with someone you connect with, be they male of female. If you have not met women in the past who have made you feel sexy, it is unlikely you will enjoy sex with a woman just because it is different.

Spot on Kat! :thumbup:
Kit-Off - I have had MFF and FFF. I haven't had MMF, or MMM (that one would be VERY difficult for me :shock: ). And all I can say to you is what Kat has said above. It's more about the people involved than anything else. If there is that chemistry, then it is going to be good!!! If the chemistry isn't there and you are just trying it to see which is "better" - forget it. Won't work.
And Kat - you said you thought that a woman would automatically know what to do with another woman. Nope! Every woman is different in what she enjoys. For me - half the fun is "experimenting" to find those things :twisted: . NOTHING worse than a rehearsed "sequence" of events. Yuck!
aRSe :color:
lol 'bows and kat...u both said it. Women can be as clueless as men, every woman IS different to what they respond to, even the same woman can change day to day (hour to hour) as I'm sure the men can attest to.
I've done a lot of different combinations and while MFM is luuuuurvely it's not a replacement, I feel, for FMF or FFF or.... well you get the idea. It's a different experience, and has it's own merits (and pitfalls) just like everything else. but it's true about chemistry. For me it's always about the person and their personality, not the gender or the body that turns me on. (tho I have to admit to sometimes being more in the mood for one gender over the other, and then it can switch redface

)
xxx
ms ocky.

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28 Apr 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Just make sure the neighbours aren't around, unless you're into that sort of thing

my neighbors are all old ladies... if I didn't have a nice garden wall giving me privacy, they probably couldn't see that far anyway... wink

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28 Apr 2005

...am I ever not?
mm. the sun is out and my project for the day is finished... think I'll go stretch out nekkid on the sunny patch on my couch and think yummy thoughts...

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28 Apr 2005

i work from home
which means i don't get any workd done at all

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28 Apr 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
I'll scratch yours first or I'll be too happy to bother

That, old spice deoderant and a bottle of JD will get you everywhere...
.. still wondering if there are people who like girls who go barefoot or is it always heels and boots?
Ooohh, so close!. lol

I'm a Hugo Boss and voddy man. I prefer boots, but only on women who have the legs to pull it off.
don't know what Hugo Boss smells like... voddy is ok, but bring the JD, you don't need to drink it, I'm quite capable of finishing it all on me own. :twisted:
Katie_n_john... one happy barefoot girl for you (she also comes with zip boots) biggrin

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28 Apr 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
I'll scratch yours first or I'll be too happy to bother

That, old spice deoderant and a bottle of JD will get you everywhere...
.. still wondering if there are people who like girls who go barefoot or is it always heels and boots?

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28 Apr 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
foot massages are goood
but... I prefer back scratches... mmm

Same here, anyone who scratches my back can then do whatever they want as I'm too happy to care lol

mmm k. I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine... heh heh heh :twisted: :twisted:

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28 Apr 2005

foot massages are goood
but... I prefer back scratches... mmm
I'm almost always barefoot, even outside on my terrace, I've hated wearing shoes since I was a tot. Going barefoot does lend to tougher feet which I guess isn't attractive. And so many many many men AND women seem to prefer girls in shoes and stockings, so I guess a barefoot-going girl also isn't that attractive. esp. to foot fetishists.
oh well...

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27 Apr 2005

Quote by Alex Rogers
as for finding work over here: anyone in need of a short, female graphic designer?

Damn.
Just posted a job ad for a tall, female graphic designer.
Ho hum.
man, why does that keep HAPPENING to me.... lol

Edinchirs: indeed, that movie and it's soundtrack are fantastic. Too bad I don't own it cos it and the soundtrack really inspire me.

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27 Apr 2005

hallo and welcome!!
:love: :love: :love:
mr and ms ocky

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27 Apr 2005

Quote by smokerjim
You can do it, don't let the bastards get you down.
John

now theres a line U2 could use in a song lyric. your a genuis john. sara stick with john he has all the answers wink

Rache, I'm pretty sure they have already used it - "Acrobat" from "Actung Baby", if memory serves.
And if you are still stressed out Ocky, get Mr Ocky to stop whinging 'bout shoes ( he ain't gonna win - and he knows it ) and give you a good aromatherapy massage. :thumbup:
, despite his dislike for my shoe fetish (as in buying them, not masturbating with tme) which I feel is the only really girly thing about me. he was as supportive as one could be. He's pretty good at dealing with my madness, most of the time. I can be a handful...
yes U2 did use it in a song, xcept they sing it as "Don't let the bastards Grind you down" which I feel is more visceral than "get" you down.
as for finding work over here: anyone in need of a short, female graphic designer??? I also paint houses.
xxx ms. ocky --> recovering from loss of inspiration...

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27 Apr 2005

we got our answer!!!
took half the week, but by god she was right!!!
we're only going to ask the one, we're not good sadists.

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26 Apr 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Well, I don't have any. I'm waiting till someone invents a way of being able to change the design when you feel like it!
I could never decide on just one thing and I like to change my mind often
But I DO like looking at them on other people :twisted:
Fee
XX

they actually make temporary tattoo transfer paper for inkjet printers. I use the sheets when I design tat's for my friends, so they can see what it's like before they get it.
it can also work as a way to design and wear your own art and not worry about permanence.
I designed my tat as well, but it's too small and it's already blurry. I am dying to get more, but it took me 6 years to come up with a really meaningful symbol and so I've been stuck on what to get next...

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26 Apr 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Tomato ketchup should also be stored in the fridge; the ingredients are prone to explosion when stored at too high a temperature. :shock:
So don't store your condoms near your ketchup in the cupboard (unless you like them tomato flavoured, of course)

hmm... you may be onto something there. Mates may want to market the new "Ketchup" flavored condom along with it's fruit and chocolate selection. lol

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26 Apr 2005

This is an interesting article reviewing different condom brands. The testers were a het couple and the male writes about his female partner's opinions on each brand:

we also have condoms all over the house and I always have a few in every one of my bags just in case.
Never ever heard of keeping them in the fridge! thought that was just for batteries and film.

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26 Apr 2005

I'm STILL waiting... innocent

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26 Apr 2005

Quote by Edin BBW
Snickle Chickenlips

That's mine too.
oh mi gosh - FAMILY!!!! ahh the prestigiousness that is the chickenlips family.

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26 Apr 2005

Quote by cu3b4ll
it's you lot that's taken all mine.. damn conversion rates. I lose more than half my money every time I have to do a transfer, tell me where that other half magically evaporates too, huh!!!

I tried to explain to an American that we pay around $8 a gallon for our "gas". There's no way they believed me! dunno

:confused2: :confused2: gas??? I know not of gas... only petrol!!
sigh. yes, I don't drive here but when I go home I have a car which I won't be able to drive because I'm out of organs to sell on the black market for "gas" money.

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26 Apr 2005

Quote by postie
it's you lot that's taken all mine.. damn conversion rates. I lose more than half my money every time I have to do a transfer, tell me where that other half magically evaporates too, huh!!!

Yeah but don't you think our notes are much prettier than those grubby things your lot use? And you can tell ours apart.... and you get a history lesson... though no doubt you think they are quaint! So, Ocky, what's you favourite so far? And have you discovered the scottish one s yet.... don't let anyone tell you they are really legal tender, they are trying to rip you off as a gullible american!!!! LOL
heheheh
I'm collecting the Scottish ones to make a kilt for when I got back to the states... as for whose money is "prettier" ... well, lets compare:
you DO have a flair for the dramatic flourishes on yours....

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26 Apr 2005

big hankercheifs???

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26 Apr 2005

it's you lot that's taken all mine.. damn conversion rates. I lose more than half my money every time I have to do a transfer, tell me where that other half magically evaporates too, huh!!!

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26 Apr 2005

just came in from my daily run...Stupid gang of boys made me run thru a mud puddle, wouldn't get out of my way...My dirty thought was pushing them face first into it.

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26 Apr 2005

Snickle Chickenlips
I most certainly do NOT have chicken lips!!! :shock:

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26 Apr 2005

ooh. sorry!!
well, it's hard to have a sit down with my boss, cos she's back in new york (I work v. looong distance) and even still she's not v. articulate and she's kinda fickle. For months I was her golden girl, but one mistake and she turns on you..
also has a habit of blaming me for her mistakes. I really should look for employment over here... but aren't all corporate offices pretty much all the same?

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26 Apr 2005

I was just kidding about the bat thing... I'm not a violent person... well, not usually. But i'm on two hours of sleep and just got an email from the boss saying she doesn't really like what I did last night either...
...sigh... such is life.

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