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I can go either way too.. story of my life really.
have more practice subbing, but reading up on how to be a good dom. yes, I said reading.
xxx
ms ocky
ok jiggle and guy4fun, we can surely reacha compromise of sorts...right??? :twisted:
oh this is gonna be fuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
(cue hands rubbing together and evil cackling)
could someone take this blindfold off?? I can't tell which one is dragging me off...
I give you big hugs and some wine gums in your pm box
get them quick before they melt and get all over the harddrive of your computer!!!!
Quote by easy
Hes already been sold, see kidnap thread, i f anyone else wants him see blonde.
Please not he does not have the legal right to sell himself and any attempt to do so would be in direct convention of the Sale of Goods Act 1981

Jiggle wrote me and told me he hadn't been paid yet and that bidding options were still available. I'm just acting upon request.
Jiggle has no say in this matter and the transaction between blonde has taken place, in fact hes over at her place now, the lying little tow rag!!!!
I was LIED too!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
grr... how dare he prey upon the well-meaning and goodhearted...
Well I did suggest dismembering him in the GFZ yesterday, but no-one seemed keen. dunno
Anyway Ocky, you can't talk about disappointments.
I was all set for a nice boozie jacuzzi with you, you stick your head round the door and I asked you in and you buggered off. evil smackbottom
*goes iff in a major sulk to deal with the rejection*
Hey I could go off in Neils old strop as he's bought a new one with all the money he's stolen from Mr. Davej, sir worship
I think I need to visit the real world a little more. redface lol
Now easy i reckon i could get a good price for you!!Wonder if Cait lin would be interested! wink
oh NO!!! i didn't know!!! I was pulled away from the forums and into an msn chat - had I know the lovely ms. foxy was expecting my attentions (and my JD) I would have happily obliged... how can I repent?
If you're talking about the GFZ incident re-read who posted. rolleyes :P :lol:
oops. sorry easy... off to beg for YOUR forgiveness now...
Quote by foxylady 123
Its simple , i have had someone show an interest in mrs ocky, is she available?

am i going to be gagged and handcuffed as well??
foxy... I've asked for your forgiveness in the "piece of jiggle" thread. awaiting my fate...
Quote by foxylady 123
Hes already been sold, see kidnap thread, i f anyone else wants him see blonde.
Please not he does not have the legal right to sell himself and any attempt to do so would be in direct convention of the Sale of Goods Act 1981

Jiggle wrote me and told me he hadn't been paid yet and that bidding options were still available. I'm just acting upon request.
Jiggle has no say in this matter and the transaction between blonde has taken place, in fact hes over at her place now, the lying little tow rag!!!!
I was LIED too!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
grr... how dare he prey upon the well-meaning and goodhearted...
Well I did suggest dismembering him in the GFZ yesterday, but no-one seemed keen. dunno
Anyway Ocky, you can't talk about disappointments.
I was all set for a nice boozie jacuzzi with you, you stick your head round the door and I asked you in and you buggered off. evil smackbottom
*goes iff in a major sulk to deal with the rejection*
Hey I could go off in Neils old strop as he's bought a new one with all the money he's stolen from Mr. Davej, sir worship
I think I need to visit the real world a little more. redface lol
Now easy i reckon i could get a good price for you!!Wonder if Cait lin would be interested! wink
oh NO!!! i didn't know!!! I was pulled away from the forums and into an msn chat - had I know the lovely ms. foxy was expecting my attentions (and my JD) I would have happily obliged... how can I repent?
Quote by foxylady 123
Hes already been sold, see kidnap thread, i f anyone else wants him see blonde.
Please not he does not have the legal right to sell himself and any attempt to do so would be in direct convention of the Sale of Goods Act 1981

Jiggle wrote me and told me he hadn't been paid yet and that bidding options were still available. I'm just acting upon request.
Jiggle has no say in this matter and the transaction between blonde has taken place, in fact hes over at her place now, the lying little tow rag!!!!
I was LIED too!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
grr... how dare he prey upon the well-meaning and goodhearted...
Quote by foxylady 123
Hes already been sold, see kidnap thread, i f anyone else wants him see blonde.
Please not he does not have the legal right to sell himself and any attempt to do so would be in direct convention of the Sale of Goods Act 1981

Jiggle wrote me and told me he hadn't been paid yet and that bidding options were still available. I'm just acting upon request.
yeah... i really HATE to admit this, cos I hate when I get all insecure-girly, but lately I've been running into lots of men who are really desperate to be with girls 18/19... and they are of all different ages themselves...
...as the baby of my family and my circle of friends I am used to being the youngest and now all of I sudden I'm finding out that apparently 25 is over the hill...
seeing as there is still more to go around:
1 day-old hardboiled egg for the tongue
1 half-eaten pack of brie for the chest
and two packs of wine-gums for his name. (his real name not his alias)
...can't trade in goldfis as the cat would eat them.
xxx
ms ocky
dunno ...dunno... 10 years? I always had a thing for older men, but haven't had too many experiences with men or women many years my senior or junior but it's not really cos I care. Just how it falls out maybe. (though we put in our ad age preferences... only as a guideline I suppose)
When it comes to men and women I tend not to pay attention to age differences, in fact that's a question I often forget to ask if I'm getting along well with a person/cpl. If we click in conversation and there is chemistry, I don't much care. I just hope they feel the same. It kills me when people find out my age and judge me on that first. (or even worse, when they judge my age by how old I look, which often is not much older than 17. grrrrr)
...I am still afraid of Freddie...
but as for what freaked me out as a v. lil'un: the end of the muppet movie when animal got really really big. I loved this movie and would watch it everyday, up until the last 10 minutes when I would run and hide behind my mum.
Quote by Percy Play
Yes I love that diamond shaped gap . . . especially as its a good differentiator bewteen and attractive girls and a convincing TV rolleyes

err... I don't care if you don't want to worship me cos I am "gapless". I don't have a gap and don't think I really need one. ... but I think I'm not comfortable with the above statement... except I don't know why.
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
also, about dp positions for a "cuddly" woman: of course there are and you should try them!!!! biggrin

Erm, what about cuddly women who are only five foot tall? lol
I'm only five foot as well and haven't found it to be too limiting (except for when I have to get things down off the top 3 shelves :lol: )
as an american... who was living in america when super-size me first came out, I feel I must speak out for those of us who don't eat fast food... or drink soda. There are some of us who are not vegan purists but also not fast food/crap food junkies either. We exist and we're as normal as... ok well i'm not normal but I don't eat that stuff.
edit: I should point out that I thought that movie was gro-oss.
Hi ya and Welcome
I used to do that when I lived in Italy... it's really luck of the draw, but if you're an easy going person it can be fun. Good luck!!
:love: :love: :love:
ms. and mr ocky
I have done dp quite a bit... and I am also err.. petite, but don't think size matters, small or larges. esp. not if you have had some practice with anal. but it does take practice and you should always start "small" but toys are a good way to start.
am i taking this all too seriously???
also, about dp positions for a "cuddly" woman: of course there are and you should try them!!!! biggrin
Quote by Rainbows
ladies i hope you are all still awake

Jiggle I worry - do you always have to ask that? :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
that was funny.... sorry Jiggle...
ms. ocky is peeking round the door but a little afraid to go in. (has brought a few bottles of JD with her, tho, for goodwilll...)
I've looked, mr ocky's looked, we got out the magnifying lense
yeah. no "diamond shape" hole. oh well.
<<< stomps off to set fire to all the beauty magazines she can find
Quote by Rainbows
Okay - I am running late so this is going to be quick.
Decided to take the search button for its weekly exercise routine today before shooting out, as I really have been slacking this week.
Today we decided to run around the shaving ground.
So here - for your amusment and amazement we have all those threads we could find with the word "shave" in the title cool
Now you need to tell me which playground we go to tomorrow biggrin
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/40330.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/39475.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/37511.html
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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/19960.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/17109.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/16029.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/12485.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/10440.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/6392.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/6076.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/3225.html

...you frighten me :shock:
Quote by BrightonGeezer
How can a meet a sexy British girl? About me: 28 year old male. Hispanic/American . I live and work in Philadelphia, but travel to Europe a lot. If interested, let me know. I'll send you pictures. Bye.

I'll tell you what, you get me a sexy American girl and I'll get you a sexy British one. We'll do a blindfold swap, and you will not be able to tell them apart.
A sexy girl is a sexy girl, doesn't matter where from, and usualy what you are looking for is right in front of you!!
hmm. but some people do prefer one accent over another... and while Americans don't know a Geordie accent from a Cockney (not that this is me, I learned my differences) I know that the English have their opinions on the diff. American accents.
wondering what the favorite american accent is, if any.
Quote by peenut
OI peenut: what about us american girls who now live in Britain? Do I get a "jag-yoo-r" now?? Do us females who pond-jump in reverse have specific qualities?

yep so you get a Ford !
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