Jiggle & Bilko for auction NOW!!

29 Apr 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee

consider me all yours!!!!
i'm even a good foot massager!
jiggle

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Jiggle Nooooooo!!
SARGE!!
Leave my Jiggle alone please, he's pampering me and I'm loving every minute of it :rascal:
Fee
XX
what can i say. i'm a sucker for the beautiful ladies!... where do ya want me!

29 Apr 2005

Sorted! Lets see you get out of here back into the GFZ
lhk
Kat

29 Apr 2005

Quote by KitKat
Sorted! Lets see you get out of here back into the GFZ
lhk
Kat

So Kat, what shall we do with him now??
We need a vow from him that he will never ever serve drinks or massage the girlies again.
Fancy a bit of torture?? :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

:lol:

29 Apr 2005

I could think of a few things I could do with Jiggle :giggle:
Sorry Gents redface

as you were bolt

29 Apr 2005

Right, I have set up the torture!! confused

:? :? :? :? :?

29 Apr 2005

This is a note that Jiggle somehow managed to sneak out of here!!
(Well, I have to allow him to speak in this thread if he is stuck in here!!) confused

:? :? :?

Quote by Jiggle
Dear all those that love me,
please pay the ransom that the sgt is demanding!...... i think it was 3000 gold fish
Jiggle

29 Apr 2005

Quote by Jiggle
MESSAGE
please could you pass on my regards, and i sit hear waited to be rescued by teh sexy ladies of SH. and you all know the reward, i will give!
i have been forced to drink a pint of lager in one.. then beltch the theme tune to eastenders
please i need help.....
Jiggle

29 Apr 2005

Sarge let me at him :giggle:

29 Apr 2005

Dawn you seem to be enjoying this too much!! :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

29 Apr 2005

OK Jiggle, I am going to release you now but I will be watching you in the GFZ!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
OK Jiggle, I am going to release you now but I will be watching you in the GFZ!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

you are Soo kind Bilko!!
right where can i hide where i am safe! lol

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
OK Jiggle, I am going to release you now but I will be watching you in the GFZ!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Could i suggest that if you want to really watch him you join the JFK Fan Club?
official membership just 10 pounds per year.
For another 20 pounds ill talk him into setting up a web cam and you can watch him in person!!!

30 Apr 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
OK Jiggle, I am going to release you now but I will be watching you in the GFZ!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Could i suggest that if you want to really watch him you join the JFK Fan Club?
official membership just 10 pounds per year.
For another 20 pounds ill talk him into setting up a web cam and you can watch him in person!!!
does this mean i have to get shot???

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Jiggle
OK Jiggle, I am going to release you now but I will be watching you in the GFZ!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Could i suggest that if you want to really watch him you join the JFK Fan Club?
official membership just 10 pounds per year.
For another 20 pounds ill talk him into setting up a web cam and you can watch him in person!!!
does this mean i have to get shot???
If you dont co operate and leave the management side of things to me - yes.
Just go and practise pseing for your pics

30 Apr 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
OK Jiggle, I am going to release you now but I will be watching you in the GFZ!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Could i suggest that if you want to really watch him you join the JFK Fan Club?
official membership just 10 pounds per year.
For another 20 pounds ill talk him into setting up a web cam and you can watch him in person!!!
does this mean i have to get shot???
If you dont co operate and leave the management side of things to me - yes.
Just go and practise pseing for your pics
right y o ... i'll leave it all to you
.... reckon my left side is better than my right

30 Apr 2005

Jiggle
so a pic of your right side it is then!!!!

30 Apr 2005

this thread has now been hijacked by the little green whore on tour

30 Apr 2005

Quote by leprechaun
this thread has now been hijacked by the little green whore on tour

This is an irrelevenat comment on a serious thread, will some mod please delete? (joke)

30 Apr 2005

Quote by leprechaun
this thread has now been hijacked by the little green whore on tour

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
So where we taking this thread? If it's Ireland I can see there being a mutiny amongst the hijackers......
Right, who fancys Australia this time?

30 Apr 2005

Quote by easy
Right, who fancys Australia this time?

Who is Australia? and is he hung like a donkey?

30 Apr 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Who is Australia? and is he hung like a donkey?

You wanna see his didgeridoo!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Who is Australia? and is he hung like a donkey?

You wanna see his didgeridoo!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Yes please :giggle:

30 Apr 2005

Quote by foxylady 123

Right, who fancys Australia this time?

Who is Australia? and is he hung like a donkey?
I don't know, but I bet he likes being "down under"!

30 Apr 2005

{hijack}
Hi Drifter wave

Was nice to meet you last week and see the rest of your face lol

Dawn xx
{/hijack}

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
{hijack}
Hi Drifter
Was nice to meet you last week and see the rest of your face
Dawn xx
{/hijack}

Hi Dawn,
Why thankyou! It was a pleasure to meet and chat with you - such a lovely lady!

30 Apr 2005

Quote by easy
this thread has now been hijacked by the little green whore on tour

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
So where we taking this thread? If it's Ireland I can see there being a mutiny amongst the hijackers......
Right, who fancys Australia this time?
well if your taking my thread to Austraila, then i'm gonna have to go with it.. gotta make sure its looked after, and that it gets through customs!!!
Jiggle

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Jiggle
this thread has now been hijacked by the little green whore on tour

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
So where we taking this thread? If it's Ireland I can see there being a mutiny amongst the hijackers......
Right, who fancys Australia this time?
well if your taking my thread to Austraila, then i'm gonna have to go with it.. gotta make sure its looked after, and that it gets through customs!!!
Jiggle
You cant go to Australia on your own, you need an adult with you. As your manager i claim the right to accompony you

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Jiggle
this thread has now been hijacked by the little green whore on tour

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
So where we taking this thread? If it's Ireland I can see there being a mutiny amongst the hijackers......
Right, who fancys Australia this time?
well if your taking my thread to Austraila, then i'm gonna have to go with it.. gotta make sure its looked after, and that it gets through customs!!!
Jiggle
Jiggle,
Don't forget your boomerang, mate!

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Drifter
this thread has now been hijacked by the little green whore on tour

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
So where we taking this thread? If it's Ireland I can see there being a mutiny amongst the hijackers......
Right, who fancys Australia this time?
well if your taking my thread to Austraila, then i'm gonna have to go with it.. gotta make sure its looked after, and that it gets through customs!!!
Jiggle
Jiggle,
Don't forget your boomerang, mate!
I thought Jiggle keeps it in his trouser pocket dunno

Well thats what he told me it was when he gave me a hug the other week :giggle:

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
this thread has now been hijacked by the little green whore on tour

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
So where we taking this thread? If it's Ireland I can see there being a mutiny amongst the hijackers......
Right, who fancys Australia this time?
well if your taking my thread to Austraila, then i'm gonna have to go with it.. gotta make sure its looked after, and that it gets through customs!!!
Jiggle
Jiggle,
Don't forget your boomerang, mate!
I thought Jiggle keeps it in his trouser pocket dunno

Well thats what he told me it was when he gave me a hug the other week :giggle:
Was that a boomerang in his pocket or was he just pleased to see you!