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Quote by JudyTV
It isn't a good idea to veet your back with either cream or mousse because backs have a lot of boney sections and anything without a fair amount of flesh will end up with veet burn. Places like the upper chest are especially vulnerable to veet burn.
Judy

:shock: :shock: :shock: veet is eeeevil. :twisted: so is nair. any of that cream shi**. I got a nasty chemical burn from that stuff when I was 13 and now have to be xtra careful with my skin.
should be taken off the market all together...
I'm sorry I have to disagree. I for one and many others hope they don't take it off the market, its a product many people find extremely useful. I am aware some people get a reaction to certain chemicals.
I use Veet and occasionally Nair on a regular basis, I just don't use it where there isn't any flesh because I get veet burn if I use it near boney flesh just as many people do.. It isn't right for everyone that is why they tell you on the instructions to do a 24 hour skin test to see if you get an allergic reaction some people get the same reaction to certain foods, it doesn't mean that the product is shi** as you put it. Thousands of different people use both Veet and Nair every day and most people are OK with it. I get a reaction to certain washing powders and come out in red blotches the product is fine, its me that is the problem.
Just like others I use Veet / Nair in the most intimate places without a problem usually but I have seen some people come out like a lobster :P If its used near the crease at the top of the thighs its wise to smear a little cream in the joint at the top of the thighs to prevent irritation in places like that. Like I say it isn't for everyone.
Judy

aw. and i was hoping for a bond.
but if it works for ya, I spose it IS a good idea. It works for lots of people as well, and getting hair removed professionally is expensive. I just wish I hadn't had such a bad experience. or such sensitive skin and troublesome hair. and i WAS 13 at the time, can't be counted on then for intelligent thinking I guess.
xxx
Quote by fabio grooverider
<-- will trade lap dance for massage...
kin I have some wine too please?

if you want to trade massage for lap dances you have a deal....
god bless that massage course!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
what bits need doing?????
your choice mr. fabio. I'm not a picky girl.
Quote by foxylady 123
is the word c**t censored or something??? i can't stand that word pussy.
And what does a sweet smelling miaoww miaooww smell like then?

Go on i'll say it, Cunt , and i agree its much better that pussy!!
yeah I third that wink (and second Maia about the avatar...)
s'funny most women I know prefer the word cunt to pussy...
Quote by LadyFeeBee

wanna join me on the stripper poles?

Would be my pleasure!
Dances seductively round the pole while stripping
Fee
XX
sillyhwoar: sillyhwoar: takes some of them scottish pounds from her g-striing and starts stuffing them in Lady fee's
<-- getting schooled in the art of scottish strip tease
Quote by LadyFeeBee

if you are still doing the booty dance i have some scottish one pound notes here i have to stick in places...... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I'd like to join you all!
Scottish person on the premises, have been practising my dirty dancing so I know where you can stick those scottish pound notes Fabio! :twisted:
Fee
XX
wanna join me on the stripper poles?
Quote by Sarah1448
oh, Strawberries and cream where

i come prepared.... don't like going anywhere new without pressies....i'll feed you a strawberry hunny xxxxxxxx
Good now who else is going to join us??
ooh may I!!!??? :happy: :happy:
Quote by fabio grooverider
darn. fabio beat me to it. But I s'pose it's best coming from him and not me, since I only know clare by her avatar.
...still doing the dance...

if you are still doing the booty dance i have some scottish one pound notes here i have to stick in places...... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i could lick some ice cream off you as well.. don't want you to feel left out now... lol biggrin biggrin biggrin
sean xxxxxxxxxxxx
ice cream??! it's freezing in here!!! my nipples could cut glass already... perhaps mulled wine.
and watch where you're sticking those scottish pound notes! :twisted:
Quote by Clare_Lincs
darn. fabio beat me to it. But I s'pose it's best coming from him and not me, since I only know clair by her avatar.
...still doing the dance...

Is that on or around a pole :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
ooh.. there's a stripper pole in here?!!! biggrin
<--- runs over to it, slips, smacks her head on it, falls over. (there goes the burgeoning stripper career...)
darn. fabio beat me to it. But I s'pose it's best coming from him and not me, since I only know clare by her avatar.
...still doing the dance...
:shock: :shock: rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
I know someone who had that surgery (not the one that turns u into the fried cheesy british snackfood). fool that she is.
ms ocky: ...peeking round the door...
runs in and does a lil' booty dance WHO HOOOOO!!!!
Quote by JudyTV
It isn't a good idea to veet your back with either cream or mousse because backs have a lot of boney sections and anything without a fair amount of flesh will end up with veet burn. Places like the upper chest are especially vulnerable to veet burn.
Judy

:shock: :shock: :shock: veet is eeeevil. :twisted: so is nair. any of that cream shi**. I got a nasty chemical burn from that stuff when I was 13 and now have to be xtra careful with my skin.
should be taken off the market all together...
Quote by fabio grooverider

My Mum has made me promise to stay a Virgin until I get married
I have agreed to this !!!
Have I made a mistake???

How did you explain the two kids?? :shock:
Steve
Mary did it in the bible steve so y cant blondeslave you keep it up hun :shock:
you mean mary wasn't...... :shock: :shock: :shock: FFS you 'll be telling me that santa claus and the easter bunny aren't real next!!!!!!
ok, between this and pope thread I'm beginning to suspect SH is really just a front for a religious cult !!!!
Quote by da69ve
I'm really beginning to feel sorry for SXBOY......how many posts is that now he has had locked?.......the search button is your friend!

HAY Mini me, get a life, don't you have anything better to do than just criticise every one who places an add.
flipa flipa :boxing:
Right I'll deal with you first....as Rainbows said you don't get the jist of it,thank you Rainbows buy you a drink at the next munch....secondly read my signiture!
Sean.....about the bets we will make a killing on him, by the way who gets the 40 %
By the way i think SXBOY still has one unlocked thread Sexual positions so if you want to add be quick!
yeah, what's my cut again?? what about opening bets on the next angry response post in this thread?
Quote by steveg_nw
And if they live anywhere near the M6 - A50 route between Blackburn and Leicester I can give them a lift door to door. ;)
What more does a guy have to do? dunno
Steve

....a lift, like piggyback? cos if you're offering piggyback rides perhaps and might come after all...
Quote by musketeer
if you really dislike having to deal with your back every week or so

I was thinking of having it done. Never been hairy and don't like this late middle-aged growth that's appeared between the shoulder blades, do you really have to go every week? You just changed my mind!
How much does lasering cost? I guess they charge per follicle so I suppose it's a piece of string, but any guidance welcome.
depends on how hairy you are really, waxing can keep you smooth up to 6 weeks (with some tweezing attendance) but if your hair grows really fast and thick you may have to get waxed every two weeks (every week was a bit of an exaggeration... redface )
pricing depends on the area you're having done (not per follicle, cheeky) and the place who is doing it.... these people would have more infor than I:
also: depending on the surface area being treated, you have to go back more than once. but it doesn't hurt anything except your wallet. (sorry de. sade lol )
Quote by postie
Yikes! What have you .. or had done?
Sorry don't know enough to update you, just same old stuff really here.....

yes what did u have done?!!!
hope you recover fast!
<-- don't feel I have much authority to update u, but mostly just the same old "search button is your friend" nonesense.
Quote by fabio grooverider
I'm really beginning to feel sorry for SXBOY......how many posts is that now he has had locked?.......the search button is your friend!

Well I blame Jas for telling him to keep the celebrations for his 1000th post. He's determined to get there by the end of the weekend I think lol lol
Sean - think we should open a book n how old SXBOY is? cool
i would rainbow... but spoke to the lawyer for F,O and D bookies and for legal reasons he has to be at least 18...... so 18yrs and 1 day has been taking a hammering and i had to close that book!!!!! smile smile smile
sean xxxxxxx
D**N! I had him at 18 and 2 hours. instead of cash can I just tend bar in the GFZ for two hours?
Quote by flapjackboy
Ah, right. As far as I know, the word bap in relation to bakery produce is not an acronym for anything

it's all for the best, as I was enjoying snickering everytime I ordered one biggrin
Quote by flapjackboy
dunno a sandwich is a sandwich...
why do you need so many different names for specific names to denote breads/fillings etc?
you are all crazy.
but wait: what in the h** does "BAP stand for?!!

A bap is a soft bread roll. It's also slang for breasts.
ta flapjackboy... although, I should've been more specific. I know that when I order a BAP I get what I would normally call a sandwich... I was wondering if the letters has specific meaning... where I come from BAP means Black American Princess... (tho no one really uses it)
Quote by peenut
if you are going to smoke, then make sure you have a fire extingusher handy..
or the local fire brigade may have to call at an ill opportune moment :P but then again all those sexy men in uniforms.... I wonder if they do house calls when there is no fire?

After some research, the local fire brigade assure me that they will attend to ladies with their appliances and full equipment , and every male fire fighter is equiped with his own personal hosepipe.
that's it - I'm gonna start smoking again!...or at least give in to my pyromania urges.
how does one keep that come-hither look while the house is burning down?
combine that w/ Rachel's idea to bet on how many whinge posts (specifically about timewasters) per day there will be and you're in business.
remember to take a hot shower before you go for the wax, not only because you should always be hygenic (I cannot imagine what professional waxers must have to put up with :shock: ) but also because the steam from the hot shower will make the hair softer and easier to remove = less pain for you.
xx
BJ means oral sex!!! i thought it was that guy on MASH...
:confused2:
but :welcome: anyway.
dunno a sandwich is a sandwich...
why do you need so many different names for specific names to denote breads/fillings etc?
you are all crazy.
but wait: what in the h** does "BAP stand for?!!
Quote by notorious_T_I_G
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what gets my goat tho is remaking an already classic file....
for example
The alamo
Italian Job
Alfie
Why try and improve on something thats already perfect? what next they gonna remake cassablanca or breakfast at tiffanys?

completely agree!! I hate when the do that. Latest, and possibly one of the best examples of remaking - and destroying - an older film: Taxi w/ Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon. shudder.
yeah... you should get it professionally waxed.
or, if you have the money - laser hair removal, which is permanent, so if you really dislike having to deal with your back every week or so, it may be worth the investment. wink
The only instance I can think of where the film was better than the book is Fight Club...
my partner offers up that detective / noir movies are often better than the book - and now he's rattling off examples: The Maltese Falcon, The Big Sleep, and Hitchcock's Rebecca, The Postman Always Rings Twice...
( dunno this is kinda his area so I'll defer to him on it...)