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ockysweeties
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ooh. I meant clubs with women dancers.
and that's where i'm headed on sunday. never been to a club with male strippers... I'm afraid it just doesn't do it for me, except if I needed a really good laugh. (whenever I think of male dancers/strippers I think of the SNL chippendales sketch with patrick swayze and chris farley...)
Haven't been to one anywhere in England yet, but in the states, most clubs are very welcoming to women, from topless to full nude to go-go.
And the dancers love to perform and/or give lap dances to women. (my friend is a former stripper so I have heard from some authority)
Can't imagine there would be much difference over here?
I suppose there is absolutely no real point to my replying... but I am checking out a strip club on sunday near us, shall I let you know what it was like?
xxx
ms okcy
hello and :welcome:
hope u do choose to stick around... SH is very sticky.
err umm.
yes.
xxx
sara
we agree that is a good site.
perhaps also checking out the harley davidson website? They make leather and studded leather clothing for big guys... biker wear seems to be a good double w/fetish wear.
xxx
ms. ocky
Quote by JudyTV
I hate being rude to anyone but in this case I do think it was justified.......End of date, end of communication, person deleted from my email address book and from my mobile phone.
I love my mobile... but I do not let it interfere with my social graces or my lifestyle. Condoms are essential mobile phones are a convenience.
Judy

lol
you totally rock! (not to sound like a teenager or anything) last weekend we had a new guy and girl over to ours for drinks and a chat. We had met earlier at a pub and everything was going fine. As soons a they got in the house and settled down the TWO of them whipped out their phones and started texting people. My partner and I were left staring at each other at first, but then proceeded to make loud snide sarcastic comments to distract them. They did start laughing and put the phones down for the evening, but I just don't understand how people can be so rude and think everything is normal.
Quote by Maia
onclude...

Now why are you talking about me?
John
smile
dahhhliing, Benny Hill you are not. Thank the Goddess for English men and their uncircumcised penis..
I'm all for english men (and women.. and scots and irish and welsh.. hell, bring on the un, the eu and then some)
but my boy is american and he is uncut too
stil have NO IDEA what specific term this post was about. and skip Benny Hill, Monty Python aaaaall the way.
hi steph
u were one of the very first to welcome us on the forums, and again to help us pick clubwear. Here's to you!!!
xxx
kiss
sara (an geoff)
Quote by Dawn_Mids
i am a married 32 y/o professional bank manager looking for a bit of fun.i'm married but my wife seems to have gone off sex since our daughter was born. interested in comments, offers or advice. thanks

I presume you have asked her why she has gone off sex? dunno
If you love her, either put up with having less sex in your marriage while you wine her and dine her till she feels more inclined to have sex
OR
Leave her :shock:
Whatever you do don't hurt her by going behind her back, sleeping with others and showing her little respect.
seconded.
Quote by Debbiewebs
i thought it's when you go for a drink of water, figure out where u flung the remaining condoms and/or take a quick trip to the loo.

when we do take a brake .........we think of all you young ones...........and hoping that one day you will live long enough to experience what good sex is all about!!
oi,
we're not that young!!
(but always willing to be taught wink )
big hugs... we're both so so sorry.
My best friend from childhood just lost her mom and I flew home to help with all the preparations and the funeral. I will do a search for the song on limewire and PM u if I find it.
hugs again
sara and geoff.
i thought it's when you go for a drink of water, figure out where u flung the remaining condoms and/or take a quick trip to the loo.
Quote by Vix
Reese says that he is unaware of this particular terminology.

um. yeah, us too. We both americans and we have no idea what you are talking about.
and yes, NO ONE in america says "fag" unless the are gay and are joking, or not gay and are gay bashing.
Quote by tallnhairy
I didn't get a pm either! pbbbbbt.
but I'm also not really british (got a certificate that says I am tho wink )

Well ockysweeties, there are breast people, and bum people. Your avatar really seems targeted at the breast type of person. Although on closer exam you could win either category if I were the judge smile
Mal though, that not fair, you should have got a PM mate ;) Maybe we need a second judge for the male side of things... (Just not me)
I am editing my previous whinge about not getting a pm, several of you, including the original poster have all pm'd me very nicely with compliments and I thank you all for coming to my ego's aid (my name DOES mean princess after all).
as for the avatar... we're working on a better bum pic, but I am being honest when I say my bum is not my favorite, or most photogenic, part. biggrin
Quote by Waterpistol
I hate text messaging and rarely send them or reply to them. They're only really useful if you can't get into a full conversation at that particular time.
Often if I get a text I'll call the person who sends it as soon as I can.

here here (hear hear?) totally agree. Cannot get into this texting thing at all! Takes me 20 minutes to hunt out a response, and while I'm trying I get two more texts from the person demanding why I haven't responded yet.
in fact...I hate mobiles altogether. THAT'S IT! I'm off to chuck mine into the canal...
Quote by Brewster
3rd from the top in blue is soooo fine!! ockysweeties dont be shy get yours up bet it is stunning.

it's up there.. but it's not the right kind of bum pic, side profile only, it's one of the animated ones -heh heh (oh and ta steve for putting it up, wasn't xpecting that! :shock: )
how could any of u choose just one bum from that lovely wall???
xxx
ms. o
hmm... I have a suggestion to go along with the gentle massage.
Herbalists and Natural Foods stores sell "Arnica Gel" this is a natural plant extract that is both a pain reliever and a healer. It also helps shorten the time bruises take to heal and disappear (added bonus!) I have used it before for two straight weeks without any side affects.
just thought I'd mention. Feel Better!
can they get over here?
....I'm going to go lock myself in the bathroom and hide in the tub with a shotgun now....
bolt
um.... being an artist-designer type person whose partner is a student, we're pretty dead broke!! But I can decorate and paint things and he can supply plenty o' reading material. He is reading De Sade right now which fits in. (he says it's schoolwork...).
off to pack my paintbrushes....la....
xxx
p.s.: can we put in a water slide??
HAPPY BUNNY BIRTHDAY!!!err um... oops :confused2: i meanHAPPY BIRTHDAY BUNNY!!!!
HFS!!! I think I really did "pms" laughing at this post...
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
I take it back, I'm not afraid of the avatar anymore!!
xxx
ms. ocky
Quote by Clansman
where is your second interesting place that you have shagged Ms Ocky ? lol

Toss up between the front seat of a lovely pick up truck on a warm night in Texas and
the office of a college professor. :twisted:
xxx
:shock: sworn to secrecy and will take it to the grave.
now, if you had asked where the second-most interesting place was...
xxx
ms. ocky