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12 Apr 2005

Quote by cu3b4ll
Sorry can't help......
I only know where to buy hammocks hwoar:

"There's the Hammock Hut. That's on Third. There's Hammocks 'R' Us. That's on Third, too. You got Put Your Butt There. That's on Third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact they're all in the same complex. It's the Hammock Complex, down on Third."
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YAAAAAAAAY. one of my favorite episodes!! :giggle:

12 Apr 2005

sounds to me like you need to install an update to the Windows XP Home that will allow you to connect up your phone.
did a quick google, got this page - it give you some explanations and it has driver and upgrade downloads:
xx
ms ocky

12 Apr 2005

i dunno... even if you had a 13" long, soda-can thick beast, but all u did was jackhammer it into me repeatedly, or if that's all you thoughtyou needed to do since you were the owner of such a prick, I'd probably kick you iin the nuts and out the door.
on the other hand if we were out in a pub and you made me laugh and we had a great chat, and then on our way home gave me a fantastic kiss, and knew that sex involved a lot more than just genitals mashing into genitals or mouths... I'd be cooking you breakfast.
yeah big cocks are good, but it all depends on who they're attached to. (unless they are made of silicone and bought from a store.)

12 Apr 2005

Quote by Vix
Don't fret. Ocky... it's not you he's dissin'.
My annoyingly-accented, Visa-bearing, husband appears to be too busy to peruse the forums, today, Chris.
It appears you could have got(ten) away with it.

ah so sorry then vix, did not mean to assume someone else's dis was my own. wink

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please give Reese my apologies, but if he ever needs back up, he's got another annoyingly-accented SH'r on his side.

12 Apr 2005

Quote by piercedJon
On the subject of CSS, that's something I want to learn more about, do you know of any good tutorial on css JQL? Out of interest did you test it with Firefox as that allows you to view alternate stylesheets? Actually, ignore that as you say the problem was IE related, so changing to Firefox would have obviated the problem

I've found that just scanning through the site helped me a lot... once you've got the basic parts down pat and understand the "lingo" then you can start working from the drafts/specs quite easy.... thats basically what I did to learn HTML as I use note pad to create my web pages, and use a small amount of CSS to create the basic style.
When you start using CSS over HTML to create web pages, then it starts to become far more complex than HTML but far more designable.
On a side note a "problem" that has been bugging me for ages, am I the only one that cannot select text from the pages created in SH because it selects everything and not the text you put the cursor on?
YES is how I trained myself on most scripting languages, and I'm a (sort of) professional web designer.
as for your text selecting problem: which browser and version are you using? As I don't have that problem at all.

12 Apr 2005

Quote by Jags
I AM Inspector Morse - a reverse tranny!!
:angel: :angel:

hmm if you ARE who you say you are.. you're supposed to be found lurking about my local pub! (supposedly world-reknowned for being Morse's favored watering hole...

12 Apr 2005

Quote by studentfun
Thanks to everyone for the advice and we'll try and take it all on board.
When you say about getting a lot of attention, is it difficult to give people the hint your not interested due to some people find it hard taking the hint?

Hi ya from two other "younger" members. We consider ourselves newbies cos we've only swung with friends and people we knew at parties we held ourselves, but have started trying out clubs and this online thingy.
Firstly: I agree with little-gem communication is the absolute most important rule.
As for if it's hard to "give the hint" if you're not interested - Most of the time people in clubs and parties are respectful: they will ask to join in and all you have to say is no, or if yes: you can communicate to them how far you want to go however you feel comfortable. It's best to be clear and up front, not "drop hints," with people you do not wish to play with, and even those you do want.
Our first club experience unfortunately I was groped and prodded by two men who did NOT ask first (while I was busy attending to my partner) but at firm NO THANK YOU did the trick.
good luck, enjoy youreselves and have tons of fun!!!
ms ocky

12 Apr 2005

Quote by Chardonnay
Am i alone in thinking personality matters more than cock size, somehow i think not

No Chardonnay, I agree with you, personality, attitude, that look in a man's eyes when he is just about to make love to you, tongue, fingers, and then cocks.
I also believe it is not the size of cocks that matter, but what they can do for me!!!!!!!!!!!!! size is NOT everything.
Damn you sarah reading that got me all excited.......... you bad girl smackbottom

smackbottom

agreed whole-heartedly with you both... and girl on girl spankings. well that's just waaaay more interesting than a cock size debate...
ms. ocky

12 Apr 2005

Quote by marmalaid
i just carry on drinking my tea and wait for the goo at the end (maybe thats the story of my life)
as for the type of biscuit it has to be a malted milk

ockysweeties wrote:
tea? whats that?

just for your information it's something that helped us to build the largest empire in the world
Before we allowed those people with the iritating accent to keep it. Then what do they do? Move over here and get visas and stuff!
a: you had an empire? NO!! I thought you only had the falklands....
b: I do NOT have an irritating accent OR a visa. I have a lovely certificate given to me by the Home Secretary stating that I am an official citizen. 'fraid you're stuck with me. pbbbbbbbt.

12 Apr 2005

Quote by Trapper
Adding to the off-topic bit.....
Ms. Ockysweeties..... that avatar........ WOW! :inlove:

I know, it's like watching a mini soft porn movie!
awwww. redface

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well, I aim to please y'know. And I wanted to show off my animation skills. lol

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12 Apr 2005

Quote by HungryP
tea? what's that?

I think they had some at the Boston TEA Party, or should that be the Boston Tea Munch!!!!! :shock: wink

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How should I know bout that? I'm a New Yorker and we don't get invited to Boston Tea Munches!!!
now, if you kids could learn how to make a good cup of coffee...
(jaffa cakes are hands down the best biscuit-y cookie-cake thingy I have ever tasted. yumyum)

12 Apr 2005

hmmm... so many yummy tushies...
would luv to be included but am afraid mine's just not as nice as all those!
ms ocky

12 Apr 2005

so sorry for correcting u (a mod!) in chat. redface

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heh
yes u are specialer . and so is yer bum! worship

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xx
ms. ocky

11 Apr 2005

I didn't get a pm either! pbbbbbt.
but I'm also not really british (got a certificate that says I am tho wink

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EDIT: ok ok, thank you all for the pm's. I take it all back!!! but I stand by my comments in the other Bum post that there are so many gorge bums (men and women) it's just too hard to choose the best!!

11 Apr 2005

you are all ruining my artistic sensibilities!!!
(stomps off to go set fire to her studio)

11 Apr 2005

<--- none of these for you then! :evil2:
I like women of all cup sizes... hmmmm.... lovely.
ms. ocky

11 Apr 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
Eddy Izzard and the one and only Billy Connolly
We deny anyone to watch Billy's Lion scetch and not fall over laughing

YES BILLY CONNOLLY!!! who hoooo!!!
Sigh, thats the second time this evening both our heart rates have gone through the roof redface

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hehheh.. well that avatar of yours certianly helps... swoon... :inlove: :inlove:
-ms. ocky

11 Apr 2005

"liquor before beer, you're in the clear. beer before liquor you'll never be sicker"
words I often forget to live by...

11 Apr 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
Eddy Izzard and the one and only Billy Connolly
We deny anyone to watch Billy's Lion scetch and not fall over laughing

YES BILLY CONNOLLY!!! who hoooo!!!

11 Apr 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
tea? what's that?
(and biscuit means... cookie, right?)

Think we're in love :rose: :love: :smitten:
Hmmmmmmm ....................... cookies :twisted:
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can I offer u a cookie? :smile2:
(aside to vix: eeeuuuwww don't go gravy-ing up my cookies! which reminds me of a game boys told me they used to play whenthey were 15/16... they called it "ookie-cookie" groooooossssss)

11 Apr 2005

no more!!!! rolleyes

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11 Apr 2005

tea? what's that?
(and biscuit means... cookie, right?)

11 Apr 2005

Quote by Vix
D'you think Jaime Oliver uses those lines when he's in Sainsbury's?

Wouldn't be able to understand him if he did. Fat-tongued, mod tosser.
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11 Apr 2005

good girls ARE anal
bad girls DO anal
(Edit: and very bad girls do double penetration)

11 Apr 2005

thank goodness I do alll my Tesco shopping online.
D'you think Jaime Oliver uses those lines when he's in Sainsbury's?

11 Apr 2005

oh there have been lots....
and yes, also all from guys. hmm....
one that sticks out in my mind:
summer of my 14th year, back of a blockbuster video store, 10 pm, with an older boy of 19 who I had wanted aaaaalll year. He grabbed me and shoved his tongue all the way down my throat. our lips didn't even touch!!!!
thank god I don't have much of a gag reflex wink

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or my dinner would've been in his mouth.

11 Apr 2005

hello and :welcome:
hope you make lots o' friends...
(really tempted to say something about how we're all a little off KILTer... ugh)
xxxx
ms. ocky

11 Apr 2005

froggy style.
(deeper than doggy)
ribbit.

11 Apr 2005

As a bartender I have two sure-fired cures, but either need to be taken with a greasy egg meal... I'm not kidding. You need to recover the nerve endings with also need a lot of caffein, but I see you've taken care of that.
first cure:
3 dashes of angostura bitters
I lemon slice, squeezed out
2 dashes salt
mix all this with either: ginger beer or soda water.
drink sloooooowly
2nd cure (hair o' the dog)
1/2 jigger vodka
Spicy bloody mary mix OR mix Tbs horseradish, 1/4 tsp salt, 5 dashes of worchestershire, and 4 dashes tabasco in tomato juice.
I lime slice, squeezed.
and don't forget: one fried egg, two slices buttered toast, black coffee and a glass of OJ

11 Apr 2005

I've never heard 'em called fanny farts until this post.
we always called 'em "Queefs"
I have no idea why...