hiya
we haven't met... in fact, we haven't met anyone, but we wanted to send you hug about your post and your decision and say two things.
one: as "swingers" we feel we live this lifestlye and wnat tbe part of this community just as much for openminded, non-judgemental behavior as for anything else. That we can meet and share something as simple as friendship with people from all walks of life, tastes, backgrounds who feel comfortable about who they are is something special.
two: even tho we haven't met anyone in person yet, we get this feeling this is a supportive and loving place and we know you will not lack in support here for what you need to do.
mr and ms ocky.
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Quote by Happy Catsyeh , it is all a bit orrible , except for the anal .
Drinking the wifes breast milk, anal sex, drinking pee, fanny farts, fishy smells, shagging animals
Whats going on! Am I the only one that finds all this a bit distasteful?
Realised after I shouldnt have put anal - sorry!
yes. heaven forbid that wonderful "a" should be in the same category as drinking teh wife's breast milk, the finer points of pee drinking and beastiality...
as for fanny farts and fishy smells... well, it IS sunday night...
Quote by Ice Pie
Nostalgia trip:
Many moons ago, I met a girl under an umbrella. It then took me three years to summon the courage to ask her out.
So if you know the lyrics to Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic, you'll know why it became 'our song'.
Ice
awwww.... that's tooth-rottingly adorable. and it's the first song I learned the bass line too...
ms. ocky
13 family-friend's wedding. Tequila shots (cos I thought I was hardcore) don't know how many... and some beer. all courtesy of my evil older cousin. Had my first cigarette then too...
mum found out the next day and ooooooh was I in trouble. She didn't take to the:" but I feel horrible enough already as punishment" argument.
mum found out the next day and ooooooh was I in trouble. She didn't take to the:" but I feel horrible enough already as punishment" argument.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
We love cats and would love to help you out but we're waiting for ours to arrive from the states and he doesn't really play well with other felines.
do you want to keep it and just can't (cos of earlier NO PETS stance / allergy) or do you want to give it a good home and not to a shelter?
We love cats and would love to help you out but we're waiting for ours to arrive from the states and he doesn't really play well with other felines.
do you want to keep it and just can't (cos of earlier NO PETS stance / allergy) or do you want to give it a good home and not to a shelter?
sadly no... I want one tho, as it seems what couples, esp. those who've been together as long as we have, do. But we're not married yet, so no wedding song, and there was no song playing when we got engaged or when we met... He did make up new lyrics just for me to U2's "The Sweetest Thing," but he says he only did it cos he hates the song...
Quote by SilverOne
Eddie Izzard and nothing else.
He's great but please open your mind and try some other new stand ups.
pbbbbbbbbbb, was just kidding don't get all stuck up.
if I listed my favorite new young stand-ups it would only be americans, as I haven't been here all that long and don't really go to comedy clubs.
Peter Kay is alright.
***EDIT oops. sorry, that's K-a-y-e... see, told you I didn't know anything...
mmmm. I love em all!! most esp. Scot and Irish I suppose, but don't yet know the names of the diff. regions all the other accents (dialects?) come from.
Didn't think I had much of an accent but two days ago I got the piss taken out of me at a pub when I asked for a glass of water. The whole place was trying to guess where we were from.
Didn't think I had much of an accent but two days ago I got the piss taken out of me at a pub when I asked for a glass of water. The whole place was trying to guess where we were from.
Quote by veejay
The U.S. sexual health education system is dismal and people in their 20's and younger, even when the know they have HIV, are not using condoms and no one knows what to do to punish these people, and yes anything like quarrentine or making them wear a badge is illegal and a human rights violation.
No offence, but since when did the u.s govt. ever care about human rights? I find it shocking what you said about infectd people knowingly spreading the disease.
In the U.K if they infect anyone knowingly, they get done for manslaughter. I think a Nigerian man living in the UK got prosecuted afew years back for infecting somebody knowingly.
So if it was discovered that individuals were knowingly trying to spread HIV, I say they need locking up. Or since the death penalty exists, send them to Texas
yeah... I know... the U.S. gov't sux. Why do you think we moved here? Besides, they are too busy over there preaching abstinence (which doesn't work) and ignoring the problem.
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One of the finest stripteases I ever witnessed was performed to a Tibetan Mantra chant (Sounds odd I know, but you had to be there) The worst, an inexperienced young thing who decided to strip to John Williams "Ewok Victory March" from the soundtrack of "Return of the Jedi"
Lives long in the memory, for all the wrong reasons.
eep!!!
was she wearing an ewok costume too???
i did pick something on the cheesy side, but it went welll with the outfit.
PARENTS!!!! :shock: :shock: heavens no - just the thought leaves me twitchy!!
it was for friends, people we met offline. Not a very large audience, and all male. They did not have to sit on their hands as I had agreed to fulfill their fantasy. They all enjoyed strip clubs and getting lap dances, but it always left them frustrated. So I was to be the lap dancer that they could touch and who touched them as well.
the tips my friend gave worked very well, and they were all basic stuff. I was worried that no one would be happy unless I performed a few gymnastics, but I ended up getting to save all the complicated moves for the bedroom - where I am a little more sure of myself.
it was for friends, people we met offline. Not a very large audience, and all male. They did not have to sit on their hands as I had agreed to fulfill their fantasy. They all enjoyed strip clubs and getting lap dances, but it always left them frustrated. So I was to be the lap dancer that they could touch and who touched them as well.
the tips my friend gave worked very well, and they were all basic stuff. I was worried that no one would be happy unless I performed a few gymnastics, but I ended up getting to save all the complicated moves for the bedroom - where I am a little more sure of myself.
